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LOL. If you just wanna talk to yourself, then open a word document, call it "My Diary" and have a field day.

"In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such...

The only way rent is cheaper than a mortgage is if the house is paid off.

Republicans are trying to give a delay on the individual mandate until the website has been running steadily for some period of time (3 months I think, because that was the original length of time between the website going live and the mandate going into effect). That's a common sense idea that...

All the guys fucking Johnny's wife would probably be pissed if they knew he was exposing them to diseases from $60 hookers. Actually, I should ask instead of assuming because I don't know the area, is $60 for full service expensive or cheap for that part of the country?

Leaning towards troll till he produces a proper pic with rerolled signage.

No, I didn't. What units is Love measured in?

Jobs I guess. The other 2 might have been greater men, but it would take them forever to get caught up on current science and technology. Plus, Jobs would be able to get more money to pay me for the resurrection. What makes bacon taste so damned good?

Well, fuck him once before you move out just to be sure. Dotting the t's and crossing the eyes and all that jazz.

Got a good kick out of Obama announcing his 'IT Surge' to fix the website. Fucking A man, surges are political gold since W left office. I guess it's the new way to say "we're throwing more money at it" Supposedly Sebellius said she had called the IT contractors and told them to send in the...

You mean, you're replacing your air filters yearly as opposed to quarterly because of excessive pollen? I must have misread that. Are you talking about a cars air filters or the ones in your house? The car with the stuck parking brake .. is it a standard? Cause if its an automatic, the...

no offense, but it sounds like you might be a terrible judge of the soundness of a car. Possibly also a terrible judge of the character of the person you're dealing with. Out of curiosity, do you get carFax reports and have a good mechanic check a car out before buying? If you do buy used...

It may not be 'legitimate' rape, but it's real rape by the standards of this thread. In those fantasies, they never give consent. Supposedly, the lack of accountability is part of the turn on.

Little mermaid? Did you get an ID from her, or did you knowingly fuck a 13 yr old?

No. That's no laughing matter because those idiotic fuckers will be choosing my nursing home one day. Do you still listen to terrestrial radio (meaning the shit broadcast locally as opposed to satellite or internet radio), and if so, how often?

Hey retard, before 0care, your insurance pool was not made up of everyone in america. If there were too many fatties in your pool for your tastes, you had the option of changing pools. Also, fatties used to be regularly denied for the pre-existing condition of being a fatty.

Inarticulate special needs faggots who just neg instead of making a comment that can be responded to. If you're so sure of you're point, you shouldn't be afraid to defend it.

How many people were in your group? Seems like $50k shouldn't be enough to pay for a single manager.

That might just be the effects of the heroine on her eyes. Johnny, post shots of her tits and ass.

Truth be told, the witnesses who instsagrammed the video, camera-raped them both.

Gotta admit, she is a lot better looking than kristen.

Do you not listen to the news deathwing? Before 0care, fifty bajillion people a day (approximately, give or take some other imaginary number) went without medical care. Because if you weren't rich you couldn't afford it and got nothing. Why would fat people be exempt from this? Either they...

I'm not a fan of leasing, but I've helped my mom lease a couple of cars. I only think leasing is a good idea if you're the type of person who must have a new car every few years. I'm not that type, I still drive a 2001 with 400k miles that I bought new, and I plan to keep driving it till at...

No you didn't. They paid for themselves, or they didn't get care.

#1 sexual fantasy among women includes being raped.

Wasn't the case till a month ago. Thank 0 that you have to foot the medical bill for fatties now. You think that only happens with fat people, and that it happens with all of them?

Good point. Not to turn this into an abortion debate, but it is funny this nonsense pretty much comes from pro abortion feminists. They realize they are losing the debate and are trying to mitigate the loss. The 2 concessions most of the new laws are making are for rape and incest. So maybe...

Gunna use that next time I feel like drinking. "I feel like getting rapey tonight"

The NYPD is spying on broads, and some faggot is threatening to stop it if elected?

I wish I was black so I could vote 2 or 3 more times in this poll.

You're debating retardedly. You don't seem to grasp, even though multiple people have said it, that 95%+ of the time, half the mortgage is less than half the fair market value for an equivalent space. And you are arguing that she is somehow entitled to equity for getting the lower amount.

what if your wife goes out of town to a different zip code? Game on then, rite?

I may have said it wrong, not when I'm getting up. I'm talking about when my ass is sweaty and I nearly slide off (if not for the wall being right there, I probably would have fallen off at least once by now). And no to toilet seats. I only needed one near castration experience when the...

Even with a free pass I wouldn't kill anyone in cold blood. Do you think that anyone who had a name in mind for that question should be evaluated by a mental health professional?

Dude needs to say he was drunk and it was her idea for him to go down on her, then file rape charges himself. He can bring in old girlfriends to testify that he never went down on them willingly. Also, he's clearly getting the short end of the reputation stick here. Now he's got a reputation...

I may have already said this, but nearly the same situation, except that its hot as hell and I'm sweating, and I slip on the porcelain and my balls get caught between the bowl and my leg on my way off the toilet. And no, I don't use seats because those fuckers move a lot and this would happen a...

This brought a tear to my eye. Did you get any video of it?

In the 60's or 70's. You sure you're not just too young? this is what pisses me off "The Post notes that OU policy considers consent unobtainable if the person is "asleep or otherwise mentally or physically incapacitated, whether due to alcohol, drugs or some other condition."" I think...

6 inches, every night, 3 or 4 times a night. Well, OK maybe not every night, I'm not a fucking robot. But i'd damn sure try. Why bitches be trippin?

To put it in perspective, I fapped to martha stewart last month just to prove I still could. She was making pork chops. So, in other words, it doesn't take a super sexy vixen for everyone. Yeah, gotta agree benradette was always the hottest. But penny is sluttier.