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You seem to have contradicted yourself mures.

Speaking of shows that take a lot of time off between seasons ... any word on when boondocks is coming back? I know I should probably go find a boondocks thread to post in, but I hate necroposting.

Just saw that penny arcade today, and that was my reaction too when I finally learned about it a month or 2 ago. TBH, that should at least be the name of the thread. "Orange is the new black - It has Donna from That 70's show topless". If you'd done that last season, I would have tried to...

Typical pelican tactics. When you realize all hope is lost, whine and change the rules.

Maybe some people, but dick specifically said "To the OP". I don't think he's the first either. Do you think Dick might not know what OP means? In their defense, he didn't say she made double in his first post, but it was said on the first page.

Why does everyone seem to miss the part where he said she makes a lot more than him?

It's been heading that direction for almost 10 years now bro. The last year I played, about 6 years ago, it basically came down to who managed to pick a stud RB, a decent QB and guessed right on which WR would go off week to week. We had a 10 team league and only about 4 RBs worth having.

I think you are trying to draw a line that cannot be drawn. There is very little distinction between a housecat and a wild cat. Also, you still haven't responded to my other points about the weakest of the cat species. What pelican commits genocide for sport?

I used to play air guitar with mine when it got hard. I remember sitting around talking to other boys about it in kindergarten, and we noticed that it seemed to get like that when certain girls walked by, but beyond that, we couldn't figure out what was going on.

Overruled. You clearly showed one breed of pelican in Exhibit B and called it "standard wild pelican", then proceeded to use all types of pelicans in your arguments. All cats are therefore within scope. You would have done better to try and argue that a tiger isn't a cat. So once again...

Didn't see anything in the rules saying it had to be a housecat. Do you srsly think any pelican in the world can beat an average tiger? The fact that you have to compare your mightiest pelican warriors to the lowliest of the cat warriors to get a point, pretty much says all that needs to be...

Paytown manning. What would you do for a klondike bar?

The greatest radio personality and political pundit of our time versus a shitty remake of a shitty movie that's already been remade 18 times? El Rushbo all day. Of all the things you've ever done, which one would your mom be the most ashamed of you for if she were to find out. If you had no...

Any hackers taking credit for it yet? Sounds like something anonymous could have done. Maybe. Or would it take a group more sophisticated than them?

How big is her adam's apple? Like what? And no, the obvious joke above does not count.

I dunno, there was probably a lotto question 10 pages ago, we seem to have gotten a few fucktards in this thread. What percentage of the message board posting population do you think is too stupid to follow simple instructions like this thread has?

He's got to be, cause the gays are born that way.

I guess some of us want boring lives, and some of us don't. Honestly, if the exchange frenzied described is something you absolutely can't stomach, then you should consider going gay. For me, my crazy line in a girl is purposely destroying my stuff. As for the being a raging drunk ... meh...

Unless they've found new info in the last few years, no you can't black. If you have one form on your mouth, you cannot get the other form on your mouth. You also cannot get the same form of herpes on your genitals. They have a sort of limited inoculation effect against each other due to the...

no reason crazy can't be fixed. It's just a matter of whether you're willing to try. If she has daddy issues, then be the daddy she wished she'd had. If its mommy issues ... well that might be hard, is your mom cool? She could be the substitute mommy. Tell her Rule #1 is if she ever thinks...

So, how DO you tame whores in minecraft?

not for me, I'm constantly telling my wife to use more teeth. I like when she gnaws on it.

Can't get the herp from givin oral if you already have mouth herpes. Most of the country has the mouth herp and doesn't even realize it. They call it a cold sore and slather some lip balm on it. Anyway, strippers are not the same as prostitutes. Even if they do some hooking on the side...

Well, that's a good sign. Even if it doesn't specifically say HSA, they two usually go hand in hand. But, BTW HSA is much better if you qualify, because you don't lose unspent money at the end of the year. You can keep it till you die and will it to your grandkids for their medical expenses...

Wait, wut? how did you not have a choice but to watch the pilfered videos? Is it some kind of hacker's code?

But we're talking about women who offer to pay. Just because a woman is in one group doesn't mean she's in the other.

Zhaun, I think if you were in a HDHP you'd know, but holy shit, your deductible looks terrible if its not paired with an HSA. Actually, I looked it up and it looks like you might have as high a deductible as you legally can without qualifying for an HSA. According to wiki, the minimum...

A? No, I didn't go down on *A* stripper. Hell, I've licked a stripper's asshole. That wasn't in the VIP room though, that was at my house. I hung out with a couple of addicts one day when I was helping this stripper move, and about halfway in they had nicknamed me Dirty Motherfucker. I...

For my wife, i just have to get her horny and ask. She'll agree to anything when she's properly worked up. She even orgasmed from anal. Amen to this. I do it all the time with no reciprocity other than feeling her squirm on my face. With my wife, you could say there is technically...

i don't even believe 2. Did they give specifics?

Hey Zauhn, that was a High Deductible plan right, with an HSA? The biggest thing I'm worried about is that my HSA will go away. People here at my company can't tell me, when I ask they just say we have new benefits managers and they are still negotiating. Since the HSA was a W thing and most...

With all due respect, that might be why this is happening. Too bad there are no girls on the internet. I'd like to know if the whole "let me pay" thing is just a test. That's what I suspect. Well, that and I also suspect some girls do it because they're afraid they will owe you sexual favors...

The length was the worst. I do not have that sort of attention span. I have seen it all now, but not in order

Hah, I was about to say the same thing. When I was in Jr high, this is how I controlled my random boners. Imagining having to bone the nastiest teacher in the school if she caught me with it. She looked a lot like phyllis from the office but wrinklier, and her personality was more like...

Neither term is accurate, but shutdown is definitely the best of the 2. If they want to rename it, something from the chess world would probably be more appropriate. Like Government Poisoned Pawn Gambit.

Does this mean you are humourless husk? Cause I read it a few times and that's the only way it makes sense. Is anything at all funny to you?

Where? I read it all, didn't see it. Closest was the arbitrary question that reminded me of this, and his question was whether he dreamed of seducing a straight guy. I'm not sure mine is talking about the same thing. Here's an example of what I'm talking about Looking to suck a thick...

When they offer, do you let them pay?

You think so? That's not the vibe I was getting off the guy. But it could be he's just gay IRL and not a very good actor.

Arbitrary reminded me of something I've been wondering for a long time. Why do fags look for "straight dudes" to fuck. Is that a recruiting attempt, or something else? Also, as long as we're being all civil here, are there terms for queers that you find offensive and wish we'd avoid?