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    Defiance (Syfy April 2013) TV Series and MMO

    I think I'm on episode 3. I love the white momma. Can't figure out where I've seen her before. i laughed when the mob boss was going off on how the human girl was disgusting because she insisted on bathing alone, and how his son had better bring her into line.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I used to work in a convenience store. We only had one cashier who ever tried to hard sell the donation box (and the give a penny take a penny box before that). He was pocketing the money from them. He was also pocketing the money from concession sales. So keep an eye on that chick, she's...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm gunna go with fuck you on this one. America is too classy to start handing out the monopoly money third world countries use. I do see your point, and I've even fucked up before by giving a stripper a 100 when I thought it was a 20. But still, it's not worth it. Gotta keep the money the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    speaking of that one, cashiers who hand me my paper change and then try to drop the coins on top of it. Fuck you. Especially in the fucking drive in, where my hand is at an odd angle anyway, and if it drops, I have to embark on an expedition to find it. I always withdraw my hand after I get...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Wombat, no one seems to be addressing your question. Where are you meeting these girls? How old are you and how old are they? PS I always wanna fuck after a good fight.
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    Doctor Who

    don't know what exactly he said, but I thought clara read the Dr's name in that book when she was running from the burned zombie. It wasn't revealed to us, but it was to clara.
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    The Office

    Yeah, when he mentioned his 3 affairs, I was thinking i only remembered 2. But maybe my count is off because didn't he have 2 of them going at once?
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    Revolution

    Rachel is so fucking awesome. Early in the series, I figured she must have just turned into a momma bear because of the circumstances. But now I'm thinking it just comes too easy and she must have always been like that. I bet she made Ben wet his pants on a regular basis before the blackout.
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    Revolution

    He's supposed to be an alcoholic? Holy shit, not sure if bad acting or bad writing. Just because a guy spent some time drunk running away from memories doesn't make him an alchy.
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    Revolution

    the biggest problem with that scenario is, no matter how many times they say it, I just don't buy miles as a rambo billy bad ass type. Don't know what it is about him, but I don't buy it. If they had someone like van dam, segal, chuck norris, or jackie chan playing the role, I think it...
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    Revolution

    This show is great. It's caused me to alter some of my prepping plans.
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    Psych

    I'm only like 3 episodes into the season, but I finally, for the first time ever saw a fucking pineapple.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I dont' remember what our mandatory art class was called, but we had to attend artsy shit too and write about it. For the dance one, I attended a karate tournament, and the instructor took it. I never was sure if they actually read those things.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who say not to cry over spilled milk. I spilled my milk last night and it cost me pussy cause my wife and I both got all pissy that we had to clean the shit up. If that aint worth crying over, then nothing is.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is where you messed up. Upon seeing that, you should have had sex with her and shoved your dick in her ass. When she started to complain .. THATS the time to bring up the texts. Then try to hold on till you but. It's a combination rodeo/dolphin maneuver. This. Don't be a pussy...
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    Defiance (Syfy April 2013) TV Series and MMO

    Only seen the pilot so far. They had me hooked when they opened up with some johnny cash karaoke.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No, bitches are the ones who won't go out with me. As for advice ashin, how old did you say yall are? Probably the best bet is to find her sometime when you're not making time with another chick. Tell her she's confusing you and you're only foolin around with other girls because she blew...
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    Continuum

    I barely remember most of X files, but I thought he was called the marlboro man. Maybe that's just what my family called him. What does CSM mean? Looks kinda like CSR, but something tells me Crack Smoking Retard is not what you were going for.
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    Vikings

    Maybe a stupid question, but is there only one kind of mind altering mushroom? Clearly Azeth has tried some and thinks he's an expert.
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    Parks and Rec

    If you're going to skip to season 3, I strongly suggest finding a montage of everything with Ron Swnason in the first 2 seasons. I don't remember anything in particular he did, but he's been awesome from the get go.
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    Revolution

    Well, remember that when they discovered this stuff, they were working on a way to make free energy for everyone. So maybe the amulet has nothing to do with the nanobots other than creating an energy source they can't suck up. They haven't told us how the amulets work yet have they? I think...
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    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    LOL, Wife said pretty much the same thing. In the end, she liked both the books and the series. She thought the changes in the show were mostly good.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking drama queen. There's no way anyone sitting in the seat correctly could actually be caused physical harm by the seat in front of them moving back the 2 inches it's allowed to move. My guess is your daddy didn't hug you enough when you were a little girl.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    First: Making out Second: Copping a feel / petting Third: Under the clothes, or removing clothes Home Run: penetration of any of her orifaces with your penis. I was never clear if you had to nut. That would probably be like an almost inside the park homer where you got thrown out at...
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    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    Is Vikings fantasy enough? Did you catch Xena and Hercules? There was one the wife was watching for a while not too long ago. I think it was "The Legend of the Seeker". I never got into it, but it looked pretty decent. Looks like it was from 2008 and ran 2 seasons.
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    Revolution

    this weeks episode was pre-empted for me by people endlessly saying they don't have any further info on what happened in boston or who did it. Did it air earlier for some people? Looks like they're playing the same episode again for us next week, so I guess I'll be a week behind for the rest...
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    Critically acclaimed shows of the last 20 years that you haven't watched

    I'm in bad shape, so far there are only like 7 shows you guys have named that I DID watch (red dwarf, Dr Who, BSG, farscape, Seinfeld, Friends, and DS9). Funny thing is though, I have no desire to watch any of the ones I missed. If this thread has turned into a thread of suggestions that...
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    Psych

    i've got about 4 recorded waiting for time to watch. if it was only 30 min, i'd probably watch them quicker. But then, they'd probably suck. Anyway, wouldn't be surprised if that's a big part of the reason people don't talk about it more.
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    Doctor Who

    I don't buy the "tardis doesn't like clara" thing. That's just something she said because the Doctor locked the door. He always locks the door. Don't you remember the big deal he's made with previous companions when he gave them a key? Off the top of my head, I don't recall anyone ever...
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    Vikings

    it would be easier to be upset at the show for the snakes if they were the first ones to do it. There are certain things movie / tvshow makers either don't know about, or don't give a damn about. The fact that all snakes don't look alike is one of those things. It's right up there with the...
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    Vikings

    I don't think he's poised to conquer england. I don't know if he actually did in RL, but just from what we see here, the vikings are raiders, not conquerors. Maybe he's got his sights set on king of sweeden or something? I know he was a swedish king IRL, but they haven't even mentioned that a...
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    Vikings

    Sure looked to me like rollo was planning a coup. But maybe there's some bit of ancient swedish politics I'm unaware of.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    In all seriousness, have you tried drinking?
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    Vikings

    Some of the stuff we saw was people prancing around. I didn't get the feeling that anyone was having visions, that's probably just the images the words were supposed to conjure up (things like the eclipse) that everyone was seeing in their own minds.
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    Revolution

    Just saw it today. Not at all impressed with the explanation, because it doesn't answer the thing that I've been asking ever since fatboy's amulet made the light house generator start running, and has really been bothering me since the helicopters took off. What about gas? i had pretty much...
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    Vikings

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    Happy Endings

    Is it about a massage parlour? if so, I'll start watching.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You would have been justified in running her down in the parking lot afterwards.
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    Married... with Children

    Seems like one of us doesn't know what a laugh track is. Those signs are not a laugh track are they? I thought a laugh track was a recording of people laughing, and it's identifiable by the fact that's its usually always the same, comes milliseconds after the line is delivered (often before...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'd rather them not replace it than put it on backwards. But since you made me think about it, about 50% of the time, the toilet paper situation in public bathrooms rustles my jimmies. Particularly when they have one of those huge mega dispensers that you need a key to get into. My biggest...