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Funny cause the movies is where the rolling around thing happens. Unless zimmerman took some classes and learned to reverse a mount, there's almost no way he could have done it once the blows started raining down. i'm not saying no one can reverse a mount without training, but the people who...

go back to the crack whore johnny.

Did they ever fix the stasis shield? I noticed they mentioned one episode (maybe the one with razor rain) that the town was vulnerable since it had been taken down, and I thought, WTF, why hasn't that been top priority?

Not sure what's wrong with some of you, but the episodes have been great so far this season. I have no idea what you expect or how you have come to expect it.

I tried chrome a few times. But I always went back to firefox. My biggest problem was the lack of adblocking. i assumed google would never allow ad blocking, so I gave up on them.

I'll check later. But just so we're on the same page, you measure from the anus, to just beyond the tip of the penis, right?

I see no reason to care about the opinion of someone who's been in school for 50 years. That's someone who's running away from real life.

I was with one that I'm pretty sure wanted me to rape her. I didn't know it at the time, so I didn't get any. But I met another girl online a year or 2 later who told me about her rape fantasies, and I thought back to this chick and realized that must have been what was going on. Anyway...

Can't tell if you're saying that would be a bad thing. Do we do it on the internet too, or only when you can see us? This just reminded me that I flush with the same hand I wipe with (usually, unless its a left hand flush toilet) and I never wash my hands before flushing. About 30 seconds after...

dammit, DVR only has one new episode recorded.

hey I was basing what I said on the movie poster you provided.

No foot fettish here, but feet can def be fun. I have had girls try to give me foot jobs though, and did not enjoy it one little bit.

Only if that one guy happened to be the best sex teacher ever. More likely though, the girl would only be very knowledgeable about his particular kinks and how his body reacts.

http://www.ycmc.com/basic-3-hole-bel...FZPm7AodriAAvA http://www.paylessbuckles.com/pootie...le-p-2157.html http://www.beltbuckle.com/pootie-tan...FUtk7AodKhEAtA http://www.etsy.com/listing/11675303...FWNp7AodwAsAYw Do you mean the buckle, or the entire belt? The 3 hole belts should be...

Double post. I swear I only hit the post button once! How do I delete this?

You don't wash your hands before you piss? WTF? Do you wash your dick too when you're done? If not, how do you keep it clean? Also, why? Do you have issues with pissing on yourself?

Not bad. And that was a lot quicker than I expected. Thanks!

Maybe the title is too presumptuous and I'm the only one who needs help finding stuff. My google-fu is surprisingly weak. Does anyone know where I can get minion products? I'm talking minion from Megamind. I'd prefer just the fish and his bowl, not him in the robot suit. I've been looking...

Speaking of the bathroom, it really rustles my jimmies when I'm jerking off in the bathroom and someone comes in. One time it happened in a 1 seater bathroom in a restaurant attached to a gas station. The bathroom door opened out into the main restaurant area, where there were people and even...

fucking bullshit. DVR wasn't recording because none of the episodes are listed as new this year. They were listed as new last year though. If the show were any better, I'd be really pissed. I'm glad they're doing something different with the episode titles this season. Always having...

Tell her being a sugar daddy makes you hard and ask her to start calling you papi or poppy

I had the same thing happen. I feel like there's a joke I'm missing. Who is Tyen?

If you don't know sam, that's kinda his thing. He likes to rape little girls.

khane reminds me of a girl I knew in High School. One day the teacher told us that someone dies in a car wreck every X seconds (can't remember the figure, but I think it was around 30). She cocks her head like a dog trying to figure out who farted, then her hand shoots up and asks if there's...

That's why you should use trackballs.

Sounds like you'll be able to fuck the redhead once you're done with the korean unless shit gets ugly. I'd keep talking to her now and then, just nothing serious.

Damn, that was all in viva los muertos. I barely remember that episode. I guess I need to watch it again.

So venturestein was the reanimated corpse of 24? Didn't catch onto that till the very end, and then I found myself trying to remember WTF 24 looked / sounded like. If that's the case, where the hell did that skull come from that 21 was carrying around? And when did venture create the monster...

Wait, where is the jailbait thread?

They can always turn the power back off long enough to stop the nukes, then turn it back on. I know there'd be tons of other issues to go along with that, such as then they'd splode and blow up somewhere else. But the writers have shown distaste for thinking things through up to this point. I...

Lotta cops own their own cars too. They can get a letter from their chief and buy a police package direct from a dealer for a decent price. Then they take and deck them out with lights and decals and such so they can use them to work extra jobs. I think some of you would be surprised how many...

It's already been said in this thread, but my vote is for richard ayodele as the next doctor.

I thought he looked like romney too. And did we ever see a picture of 0 in that bunker? Maybe they're saying if 0 hadn't been elected, this is what would have happened. Anyway, did the nanobots create free bullets too? Cause they never seemed to reload or run out in the last few episodes.

Damn, I thought this was the last season. hope they replace chevy with that guy who played him in the abedtv episode (and who's name I can't remember)

Might as well call it the thread Hoss never reads. Why the fuck are you whiney assed faggots complaining about the thread? if big girls aint your thing, skip it. I for one am glad the chubby chasers leave the PGT alone.

Had a buddy who used to fuck a squirter. He said that she thought it was piss and was a little embarassed, but he'd had the faucet go off while he was going down, and the verified it's not piss. As for me, I used to fuck a girl who told me she was a squirter. I never saw any squirting, but...

1 poop 5 min each? WTF. I take longer than 5 min even if it's a false alarm.

I Love when they add speed humps to busy streets that go through neighborhoods. I like to creep over them as slowly as I can and honk the horn the entire time. You know, just to let them know that their speed hump is making them safer. Because if there's one in a neighborhood, particularly a...

Don't lash out at me because you don't know what a test is, dipshit. I appreciate the stores (or cashiers) who use their own card when I tell them I don't have or want one of theirs. I don't follow. First off, it's a trike, so there's a good chance the dude has bad enough problems that he can't...

Lithose, you have put more thought into how it works than anyone actually associated with the show. Little bit of a spoiler, but you'll find out for sure in an episode or 2 that engines still need gas to run even with the lockets. That was very disappointing to me. Don't forget the first...