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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Me and a lot of my white family say axe. I say it as a joke, not sure why they say it. Maybe they heard some fellow humans of the dark skinned persuasion saying it like that and picked it up to make fun of them too. And when people get upset about it, I switch to "riddle me this" for pretty...
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    Gun control

    did I mention that I lick my hands clean? Cause I meant to mention that.
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    Gun control

    The benefit of food safety laws is more along the lines of education. Without those laws, not everyone would realize how important certain practices are. Case in point, my wife used to work in a commercial kitchen, and cringes when I do things like handle raw meat without gloves on. She's...
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    Vikings

    Hey, does anyone know if you can see the episodes online? If you could see them a week early or something, that'd be awesome.
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    It's relevant because there's better than even odds, given where he grew up, that he hated the skins too.
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    Vikings

    Haven't seen it yet, but I'm hoping for something along the lines of xena/hercules.
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    then why isn't bayou billionaires any good? Whether they were winning or not, they still sucked. i would have broken my own legs rather than play for the skins.
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    King of the Nerds

    Good choice. Cause Moo also needs sex every few days, and I wouldn't be afraid to fuck her like I would danielle. TBH, I think genevieve needs to brush her teeth. I know it's kinda weird, but it seems like there's a film on them or something and it bugs me.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What rustles my jimmies are people who think good memes should expire.
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    Gun control

    Wouldn't be so sure about that. Not exactly what you said, but don't forget bloomberg using his authority in NY to run stings on gun stores in other states. So there's no telling how he will choose to interpret a new law. http://www.nysun.com/new-york/gun-de...eration/38864/
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    I'd call that staged, not scripted. Obviously it's not just cameras following them around 24/7 because there's no drama on the show. I'd never heard about Phil's football greatness. I bet the real reason he chose hunting was because the NFL offer was from the redskins.
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    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    how ya figure its fake? I'm sure some stuff is staged, but fake? InB4: HEY, jack. First rule of reality TV. Its all fake.
  13. Hoss

    How I Met Your Mother

    Who says ted is going to marry her? Who says they're his kids? As has been pointed out, the kids would have had to been born by now to keep up with the original episodes.
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    Lost Girl

    Was there an episode this week? I seem to be missing one.
  15. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Wasn't that what he was going for?
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    Happy Birthday to me

    Are you a chick? If so, you're legal tomorrow. Take some nudes and post them.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Thought crossed my mind. I was really tempted. Actually, at some point I'm pretty sure in one of my messages I told her I was calling the cops to retrieve my stolen property. Thing is, I think I left the receipt in the purse. Also, I think i had more to lose if the cop decided our...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Is that the same girl johnny, or your newest one? lol why? It's my money, I'll spend it how I like. You'd have a right to be pissed if I was on food stamps or some shit. 1. All told, I'd still say it was under 2 grand. There was some rounding in the initial estimate. 2. Not really into the...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Holy fuck that turned out to be a wall of text. Gunna spoiler it just because. Here's the story that someone told me to go ahead and post a few pages back.
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    King of the Nerds

    I choose to believe they fucked the hell out of the girls, but the producers decided it wasn't fitting for the show and cut things to make it look like they ran away.
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    The Office

    The place is basically Entertainment 720
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    The Office

    jim makes too many jokes about becoming a douche. It's probably going to end with him not liking the person he was becoming.
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    Lost Girl

    I was over halfway into this episode before I remembered Kenzie had been swiped at the end of the last one.
  24. Hoss

    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    Don't think I ever would. Don't ever plan on it. But I'm a realist, and I cannot honestly answer that question in the negative. I'm sure I'd feel like human garbage if I ever did.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If this was a thread about shady cunts who took you for a ride, I might have a story or 2. But none of them can be said to have broken my heart.
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    Christopher Dorner- Hero or Villain

    I'm absolutely not for this guy. But I am eagerly awaiting the coming movie, and I do kinda hope he escaped the burning cabin. On horseback would be even better. On a side note, out of you people who think he's a hero, which side did you come down on in the zimmerman / martin thing?
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    Christopher Dorner- Hero or Villain

    Heard that the guns he's using were all bought by fast and furious.
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    Vikings

    I've seen a couple of those. In both episodes people were refusing to let the guy look at the caves. Makes it seem just a little fabricated. If the shit is open to the public, how can they keep him out?
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    Moonshiners

    I've seen ole smokey and a few other moonshines in stores around here. the highest proof I've seen is 80. Some was as low as 40. I bought one bottle of some of the 80 proof stuff and it kinda sucked. I had tried real moonshine once before. I don't know the proof, but it was definitely much...
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    Community

    Hell, I liked the abed TV version. I think they should let them all graduate this season, then bring them back for one more season of the abed TV version. Complete with fred willard, who's probably a better pierce than chevy.
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    Gun control

    Those statistics are lies chaos. They ignore the times guns are used for protection.