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That mother watched her children get torn to shreds. She fucking heard it.

yes

Ah yes I’m sure a gang of white supremacists carefully guided his penis into his subordinate’s vagina all in a clever plot to something something.

Ime Udoka’s mistress has been identified. His salary is $3.9mil per year.

literally nobody wonders that

I like the New York adjacent treatment they’re giving his voice. A full length film voiced in the same tone as the video game Mario would make me want to jump into a pit IRL.

That chest shove by Poole was Inventorish behaviour, and he deserved to get knocked the fuck out. Yes, the bait was by Green, but the escalation to physical altercation was done by Poole. He was at work. Put your hands up and walk away when Green bodies up to you like that. They’d both be on...

They should both be suspended for the season at a minimum. If I were their employer I’d terminate their contracts immediately. Or maybe ship them off to some bullshit C market team. While the severity of violence from the two men was disproportionate, they both crossed the line at work. If...

How was that a sucker punch? Poole pushed him then dropped his hands and they were looking straight at each other. You push someone in the chest like that you should probably expect to get punched imminently.

Don’t fuck your coworkers is significantly different than don’t fuck your subordinates.

imagine risking half your shit when you’re that loaded for a slightly different vagina? What a fucking dolt.

Wait did the Suns already get sold? I was under the impression they were owned by Luka Doncic.

The entire Eregion and Moria storylines are setting up their forging. Yes, far outside the timelines set out in The Silmarillion (nobody cares). Nerds need to calm their moobs, and normies need to shut the fuck up.

They do not fear backlash from anyone talking about a ‘timeline’. Period.

This is sheer delusion. The ‘backlash’ will be next to nothing in the scope of the total viewership. What percentage of viewers of this thing have ever even read the LOTR trilogy? How many of those have read The Silmarillion? I bet it’s extremely low. If every omegadork born since 1970...

Galadriel is 8,371 years old at the time of the trilogy. She was born in the 1362nd Year of the Trees. She’s somewhere around 2300 years old when the rings are forged. The very first Elves would be a maximum of 11,361 years old at the end of the third age (The Yeeting of Gollum)

There tiddies in this?

You guys aren’t even fun anymore. BRING ME TANOOMBA

Yeah diversity hire elf is the worst of the performances for sure. I’m enjoying the rest though, especially after the goofy bullshit that was Elrond & Legolas in the Jackson films. That dialogue - holy fuck. edit: oh god I just remembered Arwen hahahahahaha

Really into this so far. Great effects and excellent set design. Whoever is directing the settings has a clear and believable vision of Arda. Costumes are very good for TV and really do the job. Pacing is slow so far but that makes sense considering they’re setting up a 40+ hour narrative and...

Corny dogshit. Why do I keep trying?

Acting is the lowest of the arts, and in my opinion only black people should be allowed to do it. This show is doing it for me because I like watching them pretend to be white people for my amusement. 10/10

lol the Knicks suck forever Zero chance they make the playoffs now, even after that supremely goofy Brunson overpay. So glad the Mavs let him walk.

Lebron shredded Holmgren before he even played one game in the league. Rough break.

This movie was so bad, not only does it make me far less likely to ever watch another Marvel movie, I’m less likely to watch any movie at all ever again.

How boring

Kidd needs to use time outs early to manage Luka’s emotionality too, especially if he’s not getting calls. If he’s driving and getting no whistles, he tends to get reckless in the paint and becomes very turnover prone. Maybe he feels like he’d rather let Doncic fume to fuel offensive...

So the guys the Mavs brought in to ‘surround Luka with shooters’ can’t seem to break 25% from 3 on a consistent basis, and even when Luka isn’t playing KP has a low ceiling. This is gonna be a frustrating season to watch.

It’s becoming abundantly clear that if you aren’t encouraging your sons to marry & impregnate white women by 20 years old you are not doing your part. If this continues and men don’t start behaving like men, childless white women will burn the west to ashes.

well that’s far less funny either way I’m glad I remembered that anus is bleeding cartoon. Good times.

we have truly strayed from God

i don’t even have a favourite team any more. I just want to watch whatever team Luka is on.

Kyle Lowry not playing tonight. He and Kyrie are upset that more white people weren’t killed on Capitol Hill.

$15mil is only 375k people spending $40/month Given the population number of decently employed 25-45 year old sci-fi soy boys out there, I do not find these figures unbelievable at all. The fact that Star Trek Discovery is still on the air after 3 seasons proves my theory.

I pwnt meself

Star Wars is only Star Wars when it is a story of fathers and sons. That’s why everything after the OT, until now, has felt off. It feels distinctly like the people in charge of this production understand this truth.

Araysar vs. RQB Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn Mist vs. Nirgon Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet Lendarios vs. Furry Foler vs. Caepan Kiroy vs. RovXIII Lanx vs. Archeron Dom vs. wormie Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule BoozeCube vs. Vanessa Bubbles vs. Nidhogg...

Having balls is no longer the weirdest thing about you.