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I don't understand how the Cavalry had any idea what would injure John. He told Veidt that the world's smartest man was no more threat to him than it's smartest termite. He intentionally stood in front of the cannon for some reason. Why? Veidt I think just signifies that he can't live in a...

Read that guy's other series Shadow of the Sea or whatever. Love the universe of Lovecraftian overlords and shit. But Shera is a terrible Mary Sue piece of shit with an odd obsession with taking naps that annoyed the fucking shit out of me.

I just don't understand why. Why the fuck do you design shit around hindering the handful of hardcore professional guilds like Method? Those dudes slam their collective dicks in the door 24/7 to clear mythic the moment you drop a patch. The next tier below them of poopsockers can take month(s)...

What the fuck? Do you work?

This game took me 130 hours to complete man...

Yeah dude. Been under a rock?

This is another example of out of place history that throws over a century of anthropological foundations into question. It's a prime example of the forces in play to completely shitcan it for good and as quickly as possible. For a variety of reasons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennewick_Man...

Test screening so bad that your possibly paid or at least free entry test screeners walked out of the theater. I look forward to the coming saltstorm greatly.

Read that Cradle series after someone brought it up here. That is a series that really grows on you man. Great world building minus the weird celestial shit. I don't think it needs that. The dreadgods are more than enough IMO.

On vacation in Hawaii and here's a cool one. The first one here is the Alekoko Fishpond, sometimes called the Menehune Fishpond. It's a very ancient aquaculture and even surviving Oral Tradition the native Hawaiians don't claim to have built it. They attribute it to Hawaiian leprechauns...

No Guns Life is also fantastic!

I made that pork belly and it was tasty. HOWEVER I also had to make a turkey, green bean casserole, and stuffing and gravy and shit. Because we had a bunch of FOB Russians over who had never actually seen turkey other than in movies. They were happier than pigs in shit about it lol.

Happy Thanksgiving @Utnayan

It's just so tired. You need to do bizarre hoops just to get run of the mill mainstream fantasy to work within it. Why you might ask? Can't have wizards. Only 9 of them exist in the universe. Can't have people enchanting magic items with whatever. All that was done in the Second Age. Can't...

Doesn't mean I enjoy it.

Just not a fan of the lore if I am going to MMO it. Unless they get REAAAAL creative with it this time around.

Same reason they didn't really put anything like Fel Reaver into the game again. Timmy cries when he gets killed by an extremely loud robot that shakes the ground as it walks and has a supremely tiny aggro range. Just no way you can see that death coming and it ruins my gameplay!

How do these people have jobs at Google?

There were quite a few dungeons in EQ1 that I never spent much time in. Although I did make it a point to have cleared them all. Nonetheless they all had something that would at minimum serve the very vibrant alt twink market. WOW doesn't even have that. Because like has been said they can't...

You mean like the troll fortress in the hinterlands also?

Blame that on 10 years of McDungeons requiring no more thought than AE everything. Gotta knock out your daily dungeon finder ASAP bro! I remember when people raged about Lokan in WOTLK and that boss had 1 mechanic. The game promotes people who are dumb and no nothing about how to play the game...

I wish I didn't hate LOTR lore as much as I do. I hear MMO and LOTR I immediately want to hate it.

BRD is amazing. A masterpiece of dungeon design and a true love letter to places like Old Sebilis, SolB and Lower Guk. However, it also shows just how much a place like BRD fails when put into an instanced format. Nobody wants to run an instance for the 3 hours or whatever it took to get...

Oh no doubt dude. To me, EQ did exactly two things very very right that WOW shitcanned as a concept. Because of their success these design choices have been baked into the genre for the past 15 years. To the detriment of us all. Those two things EQ got absolutely right and probably by mistake...

Considering their level editors spawned multiple billion dollar genres that they failed to capitalize on.... Yeah probably a sore subject for them.

Yes. So sensitive indeed. Then don't do the prayer shawl grind. It isn't like it was required. Everyone needs to do everything is pretty antithetical to going on your MMORPG adventure.

This is in addition to some raids and big bads idiot. The point is that raiding is all there is and all that WOW tries to push you into. To the extent that much of the rest of the game is fairly pointless to character progression or at the very least uninteresting.

You don't need a whole slew of crazy unique quests in a zone to have meaningful factions. MMORPG players can handle a general grind. You need interesting and unique goals for your players to pursue. This can be unique faction rewards off the beaten path, difficult to obtain penultimate crafting...

Thank you hodj for getting this train back on track. By that I mean rampant shitposting. Full steam ahead!

One of the many things that makes WOW a theme park in 2019 is that you have no reason to just go out and explore shit. EQ had tons of weird ass zones to try and figure out (Plane of Mischief) or useful drops that were useful long into the game's life that dropped in the middle of nowhere. Why...

Can you get Practigal Guide to Evil in like Kindle format or do you have to read it on the site?

Gunning down gangsters in a banana costume and calling in Burt Reynolds to assist me is top tier gaming.

I looked at Project Gorgon, it apparently has enough content for people to pour a thousand hours in so... maybe it is something cool.

No Guns Life is spectacular. But I absolutely love crime noire. Even an anime where the English dub is actually superior to the Japanese. Dat Opening Credit is also badass.

The Emperor is called Sheev now?

I read the Trapped Mind LitRPG. Had to stop after the second book. I kind of liked it but the author writes it like he never had a girlfriend or woman in his life. I can only take so much of cooing and fucking insufferingable lovey dovey idiocy that NEVER ENDS and isn't funny or endearing. It's...

I ain't buying no VR headset for this.