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Then you married her! You inexperienced bastard. PS Bitches love smileys.

Knock her ass up.

Let"s compare our average annual tail and use it to gauge the amount of validitiy we bring to this thread! It"s the new "dick measuring" contest!

SELF-OWNED

You are right. It"ll probably cost him "the one." Overthink it and take a needling, unconfident approach for fear of failure, that"s the answer!

It"s pretty basic and it"s been said a million times before but the best way to have natural "game" is not care so damn much. Part of what makes this thread so ironic is anyone who posts here looking for advice obviously cares a great deal, enough to ask strangers for their opinion of their...

Still not really news that most of the guys coming to this thread lack it. "Gaming" works because it"s procedure you use to train yourself to act like someone who doesn"t suck at talking to women. It"s not that great a playbook, but it"s better than what you might have so that"s why it"s so...

Talking to and treating girls in a way that makes them attracted to you is a skill just like any other. This shouldn"t be news.

Not everyone"s goal in life is to bang 250+ girls, BRAH. I think despite the whole "gaming" shit that entered into this thread awhile back I think most of the guys looking for advice are looking to find a way to land that girl they obsess over so that they can get their heart broken again and...

Come on BRAH! Shoot for the moon!

It"s sounds like maybe you are bad at sex. Maybe next time you are in bed together you should just work on getting her worked up for awhile.

I"m a little confused on how the curable STDs are still being spread around. Do people not get their shit checked out when their private parts start aching?

Just keep talking out of your ass there, slick. What if I told you the rate was actually 99.7%. Is your statement still "scientist"s don"t want to label it 100%?"

Oh I"m lazy and lump all the "bump" diseases together. Condoms don"t prevent the spread of HPV either.

It turns out the STD incidence rate amongst well to do straight white people is actually pretty damn low. Except for maybe the Herp and condoms don"t prevent the spread of that anyway.

I don"t know why people keep saying this, some women"s bodies simply don"t respond as intended to the pill. That"s the 99.9% number. The actual effectiveness rate is even lower than that because of human error.

Japanese condomsaresmaller, that"s no joke.

I"m actually a little surprised it took the thread so long to get to the "this is how I stroke" stage.

Eomer wrote out one paragraph about it instead of 20 like he normally does. That"s clearly progress, why don"t you fools cut him some slack.

OH SHIT YOU CAN APPLY THE SAME STATEMENT TO FACEBOOK

The signal/noise ratio on personal e-mail isn"t much better, but you still use that I bet. I don"t have nearly the problems with facebook that some people seem to have because I don"t friend people I have no interest in hearing about. Most people I see have 400+ friends on their page...

I think you are fine here. Unlike us bums on the internet that joke might actually seem fresh to an outsider.

I"ll never forget the first time I met Mippo. The world erupted into colors like you"ve never seen. An angelic choir began singing the most harmonious melody, and Pro Mixed Martial Artist Seth Petruzelli came forward to instruct me on how to properly adress him. That was the last I remember...

What are you doing in there?! Get out!!

No shit. No less than 3 people have tried to claim there was a "Water Temple" in LttP.

You linked that to prove my point? I pray to god you didn"t listen to that for any length of time.

No fuckhead, I already covered this. IT"S RIGHT THERE BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL.

I just tweeted Iggy Pop about the time he screwed my sister in the Women"s Room at the Old Angler"s Inn. Hopefully he"ll re-tweet and I"ll get you guys some proof. Stay tuned gang!

Don"t shit up this thread with your facts.

Your story was complete shit. There was no "Water Temple" in the Link to the Past that shit was from Ocarina of time. And before you say some stupid shit about the dungeon where you have to blow the dam in the light world in order to get in and fight a bulbous octopus thingy, that place was...

Oh we are doing this? My friend"s Girlfriend dumped him for the lead singer of Hot, Hot, Heat.

I have very high hopes and wanted to get in on the ground floor.

Her blend is clever humor, apparent attractiveness and amicability is somewhat fishy, not only for its general rarity but also for the fact that she spends any time in this dump.

Why stop at just getting naked? You need to be on her bed in the Goatse pose. WOMEN LOVE THAT SHIT

Sutekh, enjoy your high school or liberal arts college while you can.

There is a type of woman in the world that gets a modest amount of enjoyment from stringing a man a long in a innocent way. This isn"t neccesarily a conscious act, just an aspect of their personality. The husband probably doesn"t think you are gay, just knows his wife and doesn"t percieve you as...

If you are gonna brag about your awesome woman in this thread you better have the FOHSS on the titties to back it up.

This is something people in their mid-to-late 20s tell themselves they same as people at 21 do. People still change, get bored, etc, possibly at a slower or more minute rate, but you are still subject to it.

This is soooooo what prostitutes are for.

No lie, I honestly regret doing it. If this thread wasn"t always on the front page and it didn"t satisfy such a morbid curiousity like looking at a car wreck in slow motion I wouldn"t make the mistake of posting in it from time to time and disrupting your "Remaining Men Together" club. TL;DR...