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Dammit. I thought Whyme had posted something win enough to shut this damn Brad/Etoille back-and-forth up. Take it to PMs.

Interstingly enough...wiki offered this to say about what was going on in the X-Men world during Civil War:

Xavier"s on an extended hiatus from the X-men after he knowlingly put the entire team in danger after the danger room gained sentience. Cyclops is team leader and is extremely disinfranchised with Charles for a) putting the team in such grave danger and b) forcing the danger room computer to...

Your cousin did this during an intense, overinflated housing boom. Can we figure out why this might not work now?

You got her number off the AIDS walk list?!?!

Delivered = Rewarded. Tasha Meints 62.8% Brooke Weisbender 37.2%

Should just append it to the other Sam thread imo. They are essentially the same thing.

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Haletosis.

This might be a little bit late, but there is no longer any question in my mind. Sam is retarded in the medical sense. He obviously possesses the capacity to use the internet and type (albiet not well) and he understand our money system well enough to figure out he can buy sex with money, but he...

See the therapist, don"t talk to the girl. PS Take it off the pedestal.

My sides. They"ve split.

He can"t win BGs or Wintergrasp either. He"ll never win anything.

God I"m glad I never come to this thread for actual advice, you guys are terrible at it. Except for the advice you are giving brekk right now. THAT"S FUCKING SPOT ON. Drop that porker.

Serious Advice: $500 plane fare is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. You fly out there, you know one way or another. You stay put you never find out and you dwell on it for who knows how long. Be Bold! But also be sensible. You should definately talk to her about a visit to...

Not for long if all goes as planned...

You are an awesome dude.

These guys telling you to end it have it all wrong. Go for broke, son! Break into her house and surprise her naked in the bedroom with a ribbon around your penis.

Please keep up the videos they are awesome entertainment. It"s fun to watch him do the absolutely full-blown retard shit such as never change his hearth from HP.

To be fair, infants and toddlers are wired for very quick learning it"d be difficult for any adult to match their learning speed. I don"t have time to make a whole post about it, I"ve got to go take care of my 89 year old grandfather with Alzheimers. He learns faster than Sam.

Attention assholes. The story was a good read, why don"t you calm your fucking e-thug urges for half a second so that people who have stories like this aren"t scared of posting. We get it, you are a Badass All-star who"d never let anything like that happen to you. Celebrate mediocrity every...

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Dear Brekk, Please put down the spliff you are failing to pick up on really obvious things. Sincerely, TA

Dear Brekk"s Lurking Girl, After a rigorously brief overview of your picture I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. Your ex-hubby, The Ancient...

What the fuck are you worried about? -internets which you"ve turned off? Man up and tell stories or be a little bitch. PS. Dear Lurking Gamer Girls, I"m independently wealthy, single, and my love-making ability has been referred to on many occasions as "legendary". Please to be...

Not even close. The worst that can happen is you are abducted and raped by a fat, hairy gorilla.

According to the Mayan calendar we"ll be dead before this happens.

FYI there are a number of classes that can survive 30k pre-mitigation damage.

Yeah, like you know any better. Want to look for a retard, I"d point to the kid constantly making retarded blanket statements and has the negs to show for it.. I probably wouldn"t seek a long term relationship with someone who is into threesomes, but to say it"s auto-fail with 2 people who...

Does it really matter? She"s already slobbed his knob plenty of times before. And you"ll never reallyknowfor sure when she tells you she likes your penis more.

When she"s hot & he"s not there"s better shot at happiness

Haha since this started, I just knew keg was gonna show up and post the LOL Sup Pussy. Glad I"m not dissapointed.

Ok then, let"s get this thread back on track. YouTube - How to Pursue Pussy

Are you saying that William Wallace wasn"t 20 feet tall and shot lightning bolts out of his arse?

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Common put her face back in so I can fap.

Grobee that"s terrible and I"m really sorry to hear it. I lost my mother to lung cancer just last year and it was brutal. Losing one was so tough to go through I can"t imagine what it"s like to lose both at once. My heart goes out to you man.

I"m really sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should find a new girl and skate around an ice rink listening to "Endless Love".

Azrayne, what about this thread made you think you should give advice on improving emotional state of mind instead of giving advice on how to get laid, playa! I mean seriously, way out of line.

Honestly is a fine policy if you aren"t a scumbag. I lie to women constantly.