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Change your message and spam it to all the same people. TEACH THAT BITCH TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. You are yourownman.

What type of nut has a hard outside soft inside? The ones I eat are hard/hard and the ones I have are velvety soft/soft.

She"s cute, you probably can"t do better. Take the plunge.

Yeah, I added what you left out but were obviously thinking.

Jesus christ this thread took a shitty turn.

Just cause I wouldn"t do it doesn"t mean I think you have issues with being able to get off on it. If you have to watch girls sucking off donkeys to get offthat"san issue.

That"s time you are supposed to spend enjoying Real Housewives together.

PS Just because she"s plays games with you now when you first start dating, don"t think for a second she"ll end up being a "gamer". If you end up in serious relationship you better believe that someday the amount of time you spend playing video games is going to be a "problem".

If I did cyber I certainly wouldn"t admit it to anyone. If I did end up admitted it to someone it certainly wouldn"t be this message board. i start to rub myself faster

Baby, you are 1.21 Jiggawatts.

Well done sir.

Stop. If you don"t surprise her with the flowers you are wasting your money.

You got two pizzas, both of which were the same 1/2 toppings? I think a simpler solution exists! Also even if he deserves +nets, we can"t give them to keg and undo so much hard work.

Cheapos. I gave the dude 6. My pizza came wicked fast though, I was shocked.

If you were trying to cover her sharp knees, you misplaced the bar.

I"m tormented by nightmares of Zoobilee Zoo to this day so you can take my opinion with a grain of salt. THOSE FUCKING FURRIES

Her face ruins my chubby. Cockatooooo

Oh wait a second...IS CALI THE KID"S NAME YOU SICK FUCK?!?

This is the first thing you"ve said that has given me a chuckle.

No no no...just because they say 18 doesn"t make it true, nor does it hold up in court.

Never seen men so excited to smell fart. Actually, that"s a lie. Sadly I"ve seen it more times than I care to remember. Why are my friends such dorks?

She"s a guy.

Change your profile pictures to Nathan Filion as a scientific experiment to see if you get more responses. You don"t have to worry about them recognizing him.

I don"t mean to be all sharp knees up in here but that"s no 10. For the sake of my internets I"ll add: Need to see nudes to prove otherwise.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. That"s your consolation prize. What you were really after was a girl who wanted nothing but to fuck your brains out every day for the rest of your life.

Accidentally?

I found your problem.

It"s a teratoma.

So very fail.

Bad advice. At the very least Scarlet Letter her ass.

In case it"s not clear, that"s Bruce"s pulse dropping, not Clark"s.

That was me. I typed it minutes before being featured on an episode of Maury Povich: "Help! I"m trapped in my own house!" I think it will be airing August 15th if you"d like to watch. Thank you for your support!

I"ve been thinking about that Batman/Superman comic and it"s actually quite stupid. It"s one thing for Batman to keep some of every type of Kryptonite, but what the fuck is he going to do with a huge pile of the green. Why would he stockpile a large amount of the stuff: 1) It doesn"t take much...

Batcave - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Marvel"s online service is pretty decent. If you take advantage of their "smart panels" feature, the books are easy to read. I"m not crazy about their resolution though, the comics all look grainy to me.

What happened to the ring Superman already gave him?

Hahah Red Son was great, where did that edit come from?

While you might be able to argue that D.C."s are better, Marvel hasn"t had any shortage of them. Onslaught, Secret Wars, Infinity Gauntlet...etc.

Huh? You couldn"t be referring to the part when he bones Kitty...right?

It"s not Bruce"s intellect per se, it"s a whole new personality that is much smarter than green hulk was.

What I really loved about the end of the arc was that even though I knew pretty much exactly what would happen it was written in such a way that when it did happen it still took me by surprise.