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It"s a risk-reward calculation. Sleep-over sex definitely advances the possibility of clingy bitch syndrome.

I"ve transitioned friendships with women into plenty of poon. If you keep getting "friend zoned" it"s because you suck as a relationship prospect.

HELLO, I"M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN"S WAREHOUSE AND WHEN I FUCK A BITCH YOU BETTER BELIEVE I GO DOWN ON THAT HO, SLURP OUT MY OWN JIZZ AND FEED IT TO HER IN A WET SLOPPY KISS. MOST BITCHES I"VE BEEN WITH ABSOLUTELY GO BANANAS. I GUARANTEE IT!

Nah that line is great. I mean what are they going to say "I don"t deserve more from you?"

True Lies! Hell yah.

We need to have an intervention for Erumaron"s aychamo obsession. He makes kiss-ass remarks about the guy in every thread aychamo posts on whenever he can. The dick sucking joke might be old but when it fits so well...kinda hard to ditch it.

I wish Aych and Grobbee would just get it over with and fuck. PS. Please post pics, yum!

Well I wasn"t planning on harassing Giselle but now that I know Aych has fucked her, she"s fair game!

WTF? There are people in this thread that can"t unhook a bra with one hand? Actually, why am I shocked.

Zarcath if it makes you feel any better unlike every one else I don"t think you "fucked" anything up by sending those flowers, I don"t think the flowers made a difference one way or another.

Sucking other dudes off for your wife will do that.

It"s there. Her inability to nail down his status as an ex suggests a relationship that didn"t fully take off and the likelihood that she has a lack of closure with this guy. I think we can take her statements regarding her feelings towards Eomer at face value as well. She doeslikehim but...

You guys really missed the read. The "ex or whatever" she ran into is a guy she used to have it BAD for. Eomer, hate to say it but the ball is inhiscourt. Good luck, hope he messes it up.

Did you take her picture and post it as your avatar?

Pretty sure that was one of the girls in "High Fidelity". PS. Fuck you in advance nameless critic, that movie was awesome.

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Ugh. Jesus dude, why didn"t you just text her and say "I didn"t feel like going out but I"m still sitting at home like a loser wondering how you are doing at work." Think about that shit before you text every thought that comes into your head.

It"s not your whip she fears...but your divine power.

What"s impressive is taking something that should have been a huge TL;DR candidate and making it entertaining.

You could make that argument, but the Joker card is a feature of the Batcave. Two-face is standing in front of his coin which supports your argument, but what does Alfred have to do with the animatronic Dinosaur? Plus it doesn"tlooklike the Joker.

Are you saying you don"t think Tim Drake is in the picture? The connection is process of elimination and assumptions based on body shape/size.

I"m annoyed that they are doing the exact same thing w/ Batman"s "death" as the did with Superman"s.

Man I wish I had a 23 yr old broad when I was 17. That would have been hella badass. Good luck landing it.

xkcd didn"t come up with that rule. Age/2 + 7 is an old standard.

Please don"t. He"ll just respond with his "sup bitches" pic and noone wants to see that.

SSHoF threads are boring to read. RRHoS threads are still entertaining. This thread is definately HoS material.

This. And this. Are enough that I think we"re ready for the HoS. How much more mileage can we really get?

As soon as Etoille fesses up we can go ahead and put this in the Hall.

^ This guy"s got 4 posts and look how important he thinks it is. Don"t you see?

I mean did you see the -internets she left you? What reason do you have to keep it secret?!?

Tell the fucking story already.

You had to invite it didn"t you.

You just can"t stop can you.

Don"t lie...you aren"t seeing her anymore because of Chris Hansen.

Pfft. Now there is one less person who I correspond with who actually likes Rilo Kiley.

I shave my pubes and glue it up top.

This thread is a living entity.

Well...just make sure to take some. You know...in case your mind changes at some point.

Only for teenagers looking to "bend rules". I suspect someone who is still no sex at our age is squemish towards all those activities.

What if they weren"t religious in the fundamentalist sense but were devout catholics who refused to have sex before marraige, didn"t believe in birth control etc... I"ve come across one of those and it"s a real mind fuck.