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Relationship over, basically. The only logical course of action for you is to back off completely since she"s already rejected you, and the odds of her actually pursuing something, even if she desires it, is negligible at best. Most women aren"t going to make the first move, and since she"s...

Wait, is this a truism too? I"m just wondering how to take this. The only real answer is that you"ll inevitably end up waiting about 5 minutes longer than whatever other asshole she wants to be with.

You mean other than stabbing you in your sleep?

Why does everything gotta turn into food with you?

Well shit, no one to blame but yourself anyway for not jerking it before the date if you thought you had a decent chance of scoring. Maybe this is why chicks never call you back

It"s gotta be a sometimes thing, because I can literally stop mid-fucking (which happens a lot when you have a kid and you thought stupidly thought you had 5 minutes with the wife), put it away, and be fine the rest of the day. I dunno what to tell you, but it doesn"t happen to me, and the...

Magazines? What is this, 1980? You have the internet at your disposal. Google.

To be fair, you"re not really part of the livejournal crowd making the same mistakes over and over again against the advice of the masses. You post a lot in this thread, but it"s definitely more one liner caliber than trainwreck caliber.

Just pray you had a good builder, or the realities of "Why the fuck is there water here?" and "What do you mean the builder"s number has been disconnected?" are gonna come first.

What the fuck are you talking about, cocksucker? You were the one that brought up the fact that I"m married. I just said that at 31, I can talk to women FAR better than I could at 17, just due to the fact that I"ve got 14 more years of experience doing it. Where the fuck does me being married...

That"s the other part of it. It"s much easier to not give a shit about what people think of you when there"s no chance of a relationship anyway. Btw, troll less, faggot.

Fuck, you have no idea. If I could talk to women when I was 18 the way I can now...jesus christ. So many slipped thru the cracks because I"d just sit around with nothing to say, which in turn probably makes me look like a giant prick. Mostly because I am. But I pretend to care a lot better these...

/shrug. I ain"t looking to make friends here, just have a good time and dole out some useful advice occasionally. I"m an antisocial, sarcastic dick with a sense of humor in real life too, so this is pretty much the way I am all day long. Don"t gotta like me, but if you look back thru the...

I have learned throughout my 30+ years of dealing with women that all of their actions can basically be boiled down into one simple phrase. Bitches Be Crazy

It"s my personal policy. I like my women to have standards. If they"d do me, they clearly don"t.

If she"s into you, she"s gotta be a whore. I wouldn"t fuck any chick who would fuck me.

Whoa whoa whoa, less personal details jackass. Respect your women more.

Make sure you can afford it on your own, Chaotic. You can"t rely on roommates to cover the cost. If they do, fantastic. But if they don"t, it"s your ass for the $1800 mortgage payment every month. Rushing into things isn"t really the right way to do stuff, but you"ll basically know the right...

Sure seems in my experience that you can"t get a HELOC unless you have more than 20-25% of your home paid off, in which case, putting 50k down just got you to the bare minimum required to obtain one (meaning you are now qualified to get one, but can only get one for 10 bucks until you build more...

Don"t you pay interest on a HELOC? Also that assumes you can even get one with only 20% equity into your house. I only briefly looked into it and it seemed you needed much more than that.

Fuck it, move on. Now, you can take that in one of 2 ways...you can either actually fuck it, and move on, or you can throw up your arms and say "Fuck it!" and move on. Either way though, I"d suggest not wasting anymore time on her. It"s quite obvious that if shit was gonna happen, it would...

PM me your number, I gotta talk to you about something.

Why the fuck would anyone around here have insight? We"re all just armchair everythings. And I would expect everything to be about where it"s at now until things start improving. Just listen to the news, they"ll be sure to tell you when things are improving, or more likely just not be wasting...

I"ve got a gameboy underneath the sink. I"ve been working on Dragon Warrior 3 since July. And by the by, all that shit about women telling WAY more shit than us? It"s completely fucking true. Details of my relationship mostly stay closed on my end. Her end? Holy fuck, they know every...

Oh, that"s right, I forgot the backwoods aspect of it. And I said you MIGHT be a douche. It has yet to be determined. Still, don"t get your hopes up. Best way to not get let down. I"d offer to buy you a beer, but I don"t drink, so looks like you"re drinking alone!

Oh, thought of something else here. Mortgage guy told me that the best way to buy a house is to put down as little as possible. Starting to think he"s right. Here"s something for you to gnaw on. I put down 3.5% on a 245k mortgage. Somewhere around 8-10k outta pocket. My P&I on the remaining...

Wait a minute. All the shit aside, just because I think you might be a douche, doesn"t mean I gotta climb on the bandwagon. So personal shit about relationship problems aside... You think you"re gonna get full custody? Wasn"t it you who vehemently informs everyone that there"s no way...

If your salary is difficult for you now, definitely aim lower on the mortgage payment than you"d like. You"ll thank yourself for it later. I am by all accounts thoroughly capable of paying for the mortgage I have, and I could still use more cash flow to do shit that needs to be done around here...

Heh, my wife told her mom we were having problems one day and her mom replies "What did you do now?" Not that I think her mom likes me more than her, but it was just kinda funny the way she phrased it.

You fucking drunk or something? What the fuck is this?

Honestly dude, from what you"ve said here...don"t worry about it. You"re not relationship material yet and won"t be for a few more years, so it really doesn"t matter. You"re not going to fool her, and you"re not going to change overnight, so the thought of you actually having a relationship with...

Your girlfriend is also your mom? This suddenly explains so much.

That"s exactly the difference that some people don"t grasp. If she"s showing you/telling you about it, she"s just an attention whore. If she"s got shitloads of scars on her upper thighs that no one ever sees, she"s a cutter.

Dude, normal people don"t fucking cut. There was serious trauma involved in their life which manifests itself in the cutting. This is most often sexual abuse, feel free to look it up instead of spouting your bullshit here like it"s somehow anywhere near as normal as smoking fucking weed.

rofl. Are you kidding? There"s nothing screwed up about the behavior? Bull fucking shit. It"s not anything at all like drug use.

I"m pretty sure female cutters are 99% of the time sexually abused as children. Really not something you need to be involved with. Move along.

Ugh, this is the fucking worst. There"s no shittier feeling than sitting down after she breaks it off for apparently no goddamned reason and wondering where in the fuck you went wrong. Wallowing in your own pity for being a dumbass is all fine and dandy, but if you don"t even know at which point...

Move on. Nothing will ever come of it. No point in devoting any more time or thought to it. If a girl wants to spend time with you, she will. If she constantly makes up excuses, she doesn"t. Doesn"t really matter why, that"s just the way it is.

Eh, mine went up $50, I strongly suspect that it"s due to the water bill that we didn"t pay but the realtor said she was going to. Almost assuredly escrow/property tax stuff...not much you can do about it.

Spermacide. FYI : Being allergic to spermacide is fucking hell. If that"s anything close to what STD"s are like, I"ll stay fucking the same chick for the rest of my life, thanks.