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Dude, she ain"t gonna sit around for 4 months at a time with you in another country. Not at 19, sorry man. Not gonna happen. If she has anything at all going on in the looks and personality department and has a reasonable social life, you are gonna be yesterday"s news in under 2 weeks man...

Aww man, what the fuck did you have to go and do that for? I was looking forward to the mass hilarity that would ensue when Brad dropped that here. Now I"ve got nothing to live for

Well, she"s either his girlfriend, or his friend. She"s not his girlfriend, since she pulls away. That makes her a friend, and a lousy one at that, since she gets all bitchy every time he"s with someone else. My point stands. Your friends will be your friends no matter who you"re with. If...

Unfortunately, one of those paths turns you into an asshole, which is generally to be avoided. Just break it off with her. If she"s your girlfriend, then she"s going to be with you. If she"s not, then if your friends have problems with your love life, then they can"t be your friends anymore.

Why do I think this has something to do with another thread?

Oh man, you know what I"d do if I had Grobbee"s full name? Nothing. No one gives a fuck, and it"s of no consequence to anyone. You"re really so butthurt over words exchanged on the internet that it matters at all? I don"t really think you"ve learned anything at all. You still don"t know...

It"s a corporation. They don"t care about you, you should go ahead and not give a shit about them. No one is going to be personally insulted by it, and the worst that can happen is they say "no." My house was a foreclosure, previous owners bought it for 310k in 2006. We bought in 2009 for...

This is why you only cheat with other married people. She needs to have incentive to not ruin your fucking life, and ruining her life is just as good an incentive. Single people? Fuck, you know that bitch wants you to leave your wife for her. She"s trying to convince you to with the freakiest...

How do you think she got herpes to begin with? She"s a whore. No reason to deliberately fuck whores, son.

Honesty is very rarely the best policy. Why would you tell her something that would hurt her just to absolve your guilty conscience? You"re transferring it from you to her. If she asks if you"ve cheated in the past, assume that all past before her no longer exists. If you"ve cheated on her and...

I know I, for one, attempt to keep myself away from being ribbed for her pleasure. Just a guideline I been following, seems to be working out okay. What do you name drop? You talk about your security clearance, you talk about expensive glasses as a gift, you talk about what you drink like it...

The fuck are you talking about? Literally 75% of your posts come with the "I"m better than you because I do this, get this, drink this, etc" bullshit. That"s why no one listens to you and everyone calls you a worthless bitch. You have zero idea what"s important in life so all you try and do is...

Well, the other thing to add to this is that this sounds pretty callous when you take it standing alone too. It sounds like you"re a cold, heartless fucker who doesn"t care what people have going on in their life, you"re JUST that fucking important. However, that"s not the point, and in the...

Oh jesus christ. We gots a genius on our hands. Yeah, I work for a fortune 500 company too. Are you saying everyone does? Are you saying that everyone gets health care through their work? Are you saying that all women work? What are you saying here, besides that you"re a fucking dumbass? I...

Hey, you can"t change the nature of the beast, unfortunately. It"s the shit we put up with for pussy. Well, not so much you, since you suck dick, but you get my point

Because the economics don"t end with sharing rent? Your girlfriend can"t be covered on your insurance plan. This can be a sizable expense. You are a better driver married, so says your car insurance premium. And the government wants families cranking out kids, so you pay less tax. Look, I...

And yet they exist, which is the point. Sometimes, the choice is not made on love alone, which was mine.

I"d say the secret is not being modest when it comes to your worth. If someone asks you how much you"re worth, go to the extreme of ridiculous. The worst they can do is say no, and at best, you"ve increased your income by a large margin, which in turn brings more confidence, and more wealth...

Don"t you have dinner to be cooking or something?

That"s because as a person, you"re constantly changing too. I"m not the same man I was at 19. Or at 25. I suspect I will be a different man at 35. There comes a point when you just need to put aside the over analyzation and do what feels right. Your wife isn"t going to be the same person she was...

And I think the point is that it"s different for everyone. The wife has a friend who was with a guy for 7 years, and he never asked her to marry him. They broke up in September. Just because you"d personally feel that 2, 3, 7, 10, 50 years is what you need for you, doesn"t mean that it"s what...

What are you talking about? I thought the too fat to dance on a pole thing was good enough. I shall train harder!

You"re a fucking retard, plain and simple. You"re a goddamned E-lawyer, an E-psychologist, and a E-dipshit. I have never once said fucking anywhere that my marriage is the best. It"s pretty good, however. We"ve been together for 11 years and don"t hate each other and don"t fight much. That"s...

You contend that marriage is something which is vastly above and beyond 2 people sharing living quarters. I contend it"s not. There"s a contract involved? Oh, holy shit, I need to rethink my position! Oh wait, no I don"t, because those contracts are dissolved every single fucking day. If your...

The fact you disagree with it infers what you think marriage is for. You take issue with the fact that marriage occurs for reasons other than, or in addition to "Yeah, this person is pretty neat." That"s wrong. There"s nothing else to it. You"re telling me that no one has ever gotten married for...

Well hey, at least we"re not wearing girl pants. Make no mistake about it, that is not an easy road. It may appear easy to the bystander, but that could not be further from the truth.

You act like people don"t get married every single day in this world because of the benefits of doing so. Whether they be financially, or for the good of a child, or just for status purposes, it happens. If you think every union is based upon only the love you have for another person, that"s...

Oh, I dunno, I"d reason that if I don"t beat the shit outta the guy, he"s likely to kill me. That"s pretty sound reasoning right there. That being said, letting road rage escalate into assault isn"t healthy at all. Should probably look into fixing that. And lay off of Tarrant, you scrubs...

It comes sooner than you think, my friend. Even at 30, hanging out with chicks in their early 20"s makes you think you"re fucking old. They don"t get any of your jokes or references, don"t understand a life without internet, and you must look like a goddamned old man to them. The grey coming in...

Yeah, you"re right. Pushing big red buttons randomly has always lead to good results. Seriously, you"re nitpicking.

I think you"re confused about what you think an inspection is, or what you can gain from it. I posted this a few pages back, and got railed hard for it, but it"s the goddamned truth -- 99% of what that guy does, you can do yourself if you"ve got a checklist. On top of that, that leak is...

Brad, I have a buddy who"s about 13 years older than me. He had a 10 year old daughter when I met him. Her mother (henceforth referred to as "the bitch") did anything, and everything she could to make John"s life hell. She knew he preferred his daughter"s hair long. The bitch kept it boy short...

See, there we go with the mad again. Who are you in the grand scheme of shit around here? In my life, you"re just a series of words on the internet. I"m never going to meet you, never gonna have a conversation with you, never gonna give 2 shits about you. You could disappear tomorrow and I"d...

You are such a fucking hypocrite it"s unbelievable.

Says the guy who talks a mean game about being a Mr. Cool Ice Pussy Slayer, and then goes blubbering back to his girlfriend he dumped a week earlier begging her to take him back. I"d say you"ve got zero ground to talk.

Not quite, oh ye of little reading. This dude basically called me unhappy with my life, and doesn"t know fuck all about me, my relationship, or anyone else"s on this fucking board. That"s what I take issue with. Don"t fucking tell me that you pretend to know how happy I am or am not in my own...

Ugh, don"t go that route. My wife insisted on using her Uncle as our realtor, I"ll never use family/friends for anything again. If you feel someone working for you isn"t doing their job, you gotta get rid of them. That conversation is much harder with people you know and are going to have to...

Fucking really? So you"re a goddamned psychologist on the mindset of everyone who"s happy in a fucking relationship? And being happy in a relationship means that you"re unhappy with yourself? You don"t know fuck all about anything. It"s cool man, we were all young and stupid once. When you get...

It"s not something you can explain to single people. No, really, it"s not. You think your life is perfect now because you"re out chasing tail, sometimes winning, sometimes losing. But when you really have a connection with someone, a bond that goes beyond anything you"ve ever known, and start...

Yes, they"ll approve you for what you ask them to approve. I"d be very realistic about the payment though when considering how high you want to go. Don"t forget that on an FHA loan the homeowners insurance, property taxes, and mortgage insurance are all added into the payment. Those numbers are...