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What"s your health insurance worth? You can"t put your girlfriend on it. What happens when your girlfriend is pregnant with your kid? What happens when your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kid? The same shit that happens when you"re married? Oh, got it. My wife worked a job with...

Not entirely true. Read the gay marriage threads. There"s a lot of reasons to be married. End of life care decisions, being immediate family has benefits, health insurance, etc. If there weren"t tangible reasons to be married, we wouldn"t have a segment of the population trying to make sure...

I don"t give a shit whether you get married or not. Fortunately for you, Prop 8 was struck down, so there"s hope for you eventually bro!

Like everyone else says, it"s not a question any one of us can answer. However, you can glean some wisdom from what "everyone else" says. See, I say I met my wife in February, started dating in March, and got married in June and I"m just a stupid 19 year old who doesn"t know what he"s getting...

Good job, Brad. You probably saved a life, and had no way of knowing that she"s a repeat abuse victim and would keep going back for more. For all you know, it couldda been the first time he"s snapped, and she couldda walked away. Impossible to tell. It"s sad that"s the way it is, but that"s...

Sounds like it"s time to bust out the crutches again, then.

Why would you do this when you could just put the sock on the other foot and wear it as-is? Your big toe is the only toe that ever sticks out a hole, so just move the hole to the outside of your foot and you"re golden.

Shake Me?

FYI, this was a joke, mixed with Dexter reference, and ya"ll missed it. I don"t give 2 shits who posts in this thread as long as it"s entertaining, either thru victory or defeat.

So uhhh, hrm. Are there rules for this? I mean, is this thread like a bachelor party, dongs and gongs required?

Fine lines? Now you"ve gone too far.

Exactly. It"s just like being overweight. Fat people love to claim that they"ve tried and tried and can"t lose any fucking weight, no matter what they do. Yet people who have issues with their heart or their back or something have no problem cutting off 80lbs when the doctor tells them they have...

That"s what your mom said. And seriously, if you don"t think that a good chunk of people, especially on the internet, make up whatever disorders they think are convenient to explain their lack of ability to do shit, you"re fucking naive. This IS the forum that brought you AssBurgers, don"t...

Yeah, you"re right, real men sit on the subway and trick girls into talking to them. And then go crawling back to them after they dump them. You"ve pretty much got no room to talk, dipshit.

That"s a pretty fucking big "If." Lotta labels these days for shit that basically everyone goes thru, and then people start to dwell on it and using it as an excuse to not be a man. It"s pretty much bullshit. You got diabetes and need an insulin pump attached to your belt so you don"t have...

Well, some of it I can kinda understand. Like my dad is an aircraft mechanic, and my wife"s best friend is a car mechanic, and neither of them have hands that I ever wanna see in contact with me, like ever. And that"s after about 3 tubs of Lava/GoJo. Some of that shit is going to the grave with...

Well, unfortunately, some of us men have to actually work for a living, and as it turns out, throwing cases and wearing boots for 14 hours to pay for your spa days tends to end up resulting in some callouses. And getting rid of said callouses just makes tomorrow hurt more. Sure, I do kinda...

They can be. Or they can actually be looking for someone who can be a father to their kid and be incredibly picky. Who knows with women? They don"t do things for any reason other than they felt like it at the moment. Bitches be crazy.

Sounds like a woman be the least of your worries.

What the fuck? Where the fuck do you find any movie? How about Cable, Netflix, fucking Blockbuster, Redbox, or the aforementioned internet? What the fuck kinda question is that? I mean, jesus fucking christ.

That seems high dude. I posted my closing costs back in this thread, and they were 8kish roughly on a 240k loan. Your appraisal seems outta line, just by looking at it. I"ll see if I can find it. Edit : Found it.

Almost all women have issues with you fucking other women. They"re usually more submissive, and can be coerced into letting you do so, but it"ll just cause problems down the road. Avoid it if the relationship means anything to you.

Eomer"s got money. Should be no problem to pick up a chick who grinds her nether regions into a pole for cash for him. Other guys? I dunno. Can"t say I"ve ever tried, or thought about it. Strippers here are fucking nasty, and I wouldn"t fuck em with Grobbee"s dick.

Don"t bring me into this shit. Your idea of "game" is to trick girls into talking to you because you lack any of the things that you tell other people you need to have. You"re about as interesting as athlete"s foot, and you know it, which is why you need to stoop to such levels, tell us about...

All depends if either one of you is the jealous type, I guess. Probably 75% of my wife"s friends are guys, I have no issue with that. They can go shopping with her and do all that bullshit I have zero interest in doing. They only benefit me, really. It"s pretty much the same way with my wife and...

She"ll never let you forget it. Honestly, 90% chance you"re on the downhill slope now. This is gonna be an extremely rough haul back to the top of relationship status, because no matter what you said, you just told her that you don"t love her anymore. That"s the end. Sure, she"ll hang around...

Just wondering, how many businesses have you run for yourself? Oh, just the 1? So there"s possibly other ways to do things other than the way you do them? Okay, thanks for that. That"s much clearer now.

Just for you, sugar. 1) Come on guys, leave the kids outta it. Kids don"t get to choose their parents, and it"s none of their fault. 2) Hey, some people talk a good talk, and completely fool you into thinking that they might actually not be pieces of shit. On the internet, it"s even easier...

Look at what you"ve fucking done - Cad and I agree. You"ve gotta be a pretty big dick for both he and I to be against you on any issue. That should give you pause. But we all know it won"t. You just keep on truckin thinking you"re the bestest boss evar

Really? You don"t think that, especially in these tough times, that your employees are benchmarking themselves against each other, who are effectively their competition? What if you decide you need 10 less guys tomorrow? You don"t think that thought crosses anyone else"s mind? Your co workers...

I just find it hilarious that it"s okay for you to know what your competitors pay their guys, but god forbid any of your guys know what anyone else is making. That"s fucking gold, right there man. If you can"t see it, I don"t know what to tell you.

This is exactly it. It"s a "rule" enforced by the business owners to keep the plebes from thinking they deserve a decent wage. And because I know you"re gonna chime in, I"ll freely admit that there are shitheads in all walks of life. I"m smart enough to know who"s worth more money than me and I...

Justice of the peace, I don"t remember what the fee for the license and the judge"s time was, but I"m sure it cost us under 100 bucks. My roommate, my wife"s sister and her mom were there. Catering bill? $0. Dress bill maybe 50 bucks. Flowers $20 Value of sanity not lost by spending an arm...

Contrary to what pornography tells you, spitting on your dick doesn"t cut it for certain backdoor activities. Just saying, there"s a perfectly good explanation for lube next to the dude"s bed. He"s railing your ex in the ass.

You really only look like a weirdo if you buy a bunch of cucumbers and lube along with it.

That"s very possible. I don"t know any women over 30 who haven"t been divorced once or twice though, so obviously my sample size is a tad small

They also know what they want, and generally spend less time playing fucking games. I"ve got a few female friends, and honestly, the ones over 40 are much more entertaining to hang around than the early 20"s ones. Young women just really haven"t settled into life yet, still stupid and bitchy and...

Whether you want to admit it or not, and whether you realize it or not, there are quite a few people who feel the exact same way about you. You think you"re the guy with all the answers, but you"ve freely admitted doing things against the code you tell other people to play by. Just sayin".

Whoa whoa whoa That sounds too crazy. There"s no way that"ll work. Don"t listen to these idiots Brad, clearly the only way is to start stalking your ex wife.

Yeah, thinking with your dick never gets you in trouble. The only good that comes from it is the hilarity in this thread.