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dude, they don't have to be nudes. Bitch has a facbook, right? So she already posts pics for the entirety of humankind to see. But yes, work on her for permission to post the nudes with FOH written on her tits in cum.

This is an old rustle. Gas stations requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump like it's some sort of fucking PIN. What are the odds I stole some dudes gas card and didn't get his entire wallet where I can read the zip off his license?

Someone change these test tubes to highlighters and I think we have our coverart. And then lets not include any mentions of the swamp donkey in the porn.

What the fuck why are you posting pics of the 12 yr old student? That's not how we roll round here dude.

OK. I'll ask again next year.

I didn't even notice that.

It means that you use something other than what you sell to get high. If you're selling coke and wanna get high, drink alcohol or smoke weed or something. It's a business principal. If you're using your own shit you'll never make money.

If you're talking about the potato3 spelling, then yeah kind of. It came from that meme of the retard girl saying she can count to potatoe. Him constantly saying shit that's pants on head retarded is why we have the potatoe reaction. I prayed and God told me to vote for potato3. Dirk...

I like to think tolan only pretended to want it. In reality he probably sat in a dark room thinking about what this title meant, and cut himself as he wept.

Shit this is a tough one. I'm going to have to pray on it.

San Antonio Raiders has a nice ring to it. Last time I looked they have a perfectly good stadium sitting there LNIB. They play like 1 college bowl game there a year.

I wanna know if the pats fan's house has been burnt to the ground yet for questioning bill's decision.

Why don't we have the cringe reaction available in this forum?

Thanks for that. I give the pats fan credit for continuing to film instead of smashing his phone. And LOL at gronk playing safety. Why? They're lucky he didn't hurt himself out there missing that tackle. I wonder if this was a case of the dolphins looking at the personnel and calling off...

"Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"

If we do put donkey in it, it's gotta have a highlighter on it's flat chest somehow.

So what is your sexuality? If you say bi, are you only bi for trannies? What genders have you dated in the past? Any attack helicopters in the mix? How do you feel about nessa finishing the surgeries and chopping the dick off? Would you say Nessa's cock is feminine? Do you ever tell...

Amazing that tyen isn't being blown out by potato3. I think some of you are voting for him for shit he did 10 years ago. The most notable thing he did this year was kick trex to the curb, and that was quality entertainment.

Keep this shit in perspective. It's not sudden from me because I'm a homer. I just haven't said anything about changing the thread title till now.

I don't like needles either. The proper response to that should have been "Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" Then you could have countered with "At least distract me with a nice set of tits to play with"

We're going to need to see the shooped pics. And of course real nudes of her for comparison. If the story checks out, we can probably use our charity to pay for her legal defense.

At the time, I thought the penalty was because he hit him helmet to helmet, and he just mistakenly called it PI. The announcers were talking about the DB having a right to stand his ground. Whatever, that was the first of like 3 plays in a row where the refs decided to make bad calls. The...

Picasso3 vs. Tyen Xequeal vs. Ossoi

takemymoney.jpg Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?

Nah you just claim to be participating in no nut November so chicks will try to tempt you. After you give them a pearl necklace you can be all like "damn baby you so hot you made me give up my deeply held conviction"

This shit is just pissing me off at this point. I mean, I've come to terms with the fact that I was apparently a loser in HS, so that's not it. I'm getting pissed that these selfish assholes aren't sharing the nudes with the whole world. They need to be punished too IMO.

I believe he GRINNED down a bahr. One of them did. I always combine crockett and boone because they were both played by fess parker. Also, @BoozeCube when are you going to share pictures? Even if you don't share them till after you spit the hook, make sure you get them.

That's where it came from. The story I heard was some coonass soldiers were sitting in a cafe in france speaking their version of french, and some frenchman used that word to describe them. They liked it and adopted it. Conasse was supposed to be a reference to a french whorehouse or...

Cuck needs to be tied up and have a rusty toilet badge pinned on him. We should work these badges in somehow. Fuck, J49 can probably get the whole thing made for under $100. As long as we're good with heroine whores and The Wolf as our talent. (and J49's wife cause I'm pretty sure he could...

Can't wait till slyminxy gets here and starts asking questions about vanessa's fully engorged cock. Till then, Hi jessika, glad you showed up. Was there a specific purpose, or are you tired of hearing about us 2nd hand?

Da fuk? Did you watch it with the sound off? They were southern girls.

Sledge's reminded me of when I just went to CVS. After the transaction they had a page where I agreed they could spam me with marketing called now that they had my number. The options were "YES" and "Print INFO'. I was like, "hey where's the no option, I don't want this?" I was told I had to...

I want a producer credit. Or whatever the fuck harvey winestine was.

What do you mean? They were on strike and forced back to work so now they're dragging their feet? Or is that some canuckian euphemism?

"She" gun git the needle. Unless being lebesian saves "her". In that case "she'll" be able to sue the school district and the student for oppressing "her" based on "her" sexuality.

Whatsup buddy haven't seen you in a while. Pretty sure aids can stay alive for days, there is conflicting info out there about that. But even so it's a one in 3000 chance to transmit with a needle prick if the dude is infected. That's just how I cope, I latch on the worst case scenario. And I'm...

Have her send nudes acidfly. Sure they won't be real but at least you'll get to see a naked girl you've never seen before.

I might literally have aids now. Some fuckstick left his insulin needle laying around uncapped at work and I stuck myself with it while I was trying to clear off a shelf. I'll let y'all know how that aids prophylaxis works out. The side effects are so bad that lots of people stop taking it.

Because the other dude is clearly a wierdo. They want the crazy genes to be passed on, not the wierdo genes. Or like maybe they want 2. Or maybe they plan to mix it into a cocktail so they're not sure who the daddy is biologically.

She had an alt account that a_skeleton_03 decided to allow. I can't remember what the name was because I didn't really care.