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I always use an independent to fix the cars my daughter wrecks. The one I keep coming back to is the guy who's willing to get parts from a junk yard because he's like half the price of the dealer shop. But I do still get quotes from the expensive guys to scare her with.

Spoiled because it's a big image. I didn't even realize how dirty my instrument panel was. I should probably clean it once every half a million miles. 2001 dodge ram 1500 5.9L engine. It had 24 miles on it when I picked it up. Don't mind the check engine light. It'll go away when it...

Damn, I missed another discussion about brady being the best system QB of all time.

Bro, youre looking at it wrong. It's your job to fuck the crazy outta those girls. There's very little about a chick that a good dicking can't fix.

I think so. Why don't you chop your dick off and see if you feel better? What could go wrong?

If I was a cop, I'd let the maori go if they could do a convincing wardance.

LOL is there a picture of this guy? He sounds like he's literally a waterhead.

Yes it does. But there's nothing wrong with shopping around with some of the big names.

Ain't nobody above an ass whoopin.

Since before you retired.

Conor broke the law and dealt with the legal system. I don't think it's correct to say he wasn't punished. The Russians should probably be arrested too. What's he talking about with Conor hitting first? Did we see that video?

I think you're retarded if you're going to blacklist someone for political beliefs. That's what the left does. Isolation and echo chambers is not a healthy way to live. Besides, if you're not a liberal, it's a very deep rabbit hole, and it's way too much trouble. My personal blacklist has...

My wife got an alarm clock that mimics the sun rising and plays nature sounds. It's a great way to wake up tbh. Wish I could remember what it's called. I never hit snooze because I've seen old alarm clocks that get set in their ways somehow where they go off again in 10 minutes even if you...

I'd be dating women half my age whenever possible.

The better poll question is, what's a better name for kids. Crotch spawn, crotch fruit, or fuck trophies?

Yeah no shit. That's essential low level paranoia right there. Like basic self preservation. Maybe the answer is to make sure you steal people's shit when they do that so they learn their lesson.

If you find yourself in that situation again, just make sure she fucks you before you start buying her designer purses and sunglasses.

I must be his bad luck charm then cause when I watch him he always seems to be throwing shitty passes which end up in a lot of picks. Everytime I see him I think of you fuckers calling him elite and laugh. Lets hope that holds up when they play the Cowboys.

I didn't even realize who the skins had playing qb. I heard his name smith and thought "wait, is that THE Alex Smith?" Then he started throwing interceptions and I knew it was him.

Don't try to turn me into a khabib fan. Sport needs to be set back 20 years. Isn't that about when they went away from the tournament style and added weight classes?

What the fuck are you people talking about? I've been on septic pretty much my entire adult life and I get so sick of people saying you can't flush this or that. I once had a landlord who told me right after I signed the lease that I couldn't flush tp cause it would clog the septic. He was from...

Gotta do that crouched walk to keep the cheeks from coming together and making a mess. Either that or just take a shower.

Nope, I was going for a male name close to your girl name. Much like you did with heath and heather. The reaction was supposed to tell us something, right? Also, that girl in the video was too dumb to be scared. I thought she had some sense until he said boobs and she started laughing.

How do you react when someone calls you vincent? We need a baseline.

I'm curious to know exactly what you think is wrong with it. Let's go ahead and pretend I told her it was to buy guns instead of saying none of your business. Do you have something to hide? Do you think the gubmint doesn't know I own guns? I have a ltc and I buy from the cmp every few years...

Not at all times. Normally I keep about $500 on me and it's rarely over $1k. If it gets below a couple hundred I'll get more cash. If I get below $100 I feel broke and I hate feeling broke. My cash is from expense checks. I've been traveling a lot lately and I just cash my expense checks and use...

I have so much money in my wallet that the wallet is falling apart. I like this wallet too, but it is leather so I knew it was only a matter of time. It's got about $3500 right now and its been stuffed with money for over a month. When it got up to a thousand I converted it to 50s and 100s. Now...

I guess different ice creams for different stages? You still have your almonds (nuts) and upgraded your marshmallows (tits) so that one works. the only way it gets more perfect is if you turn into a transAmerican Inventor.

Is there a more tranny sounding ice cream treat?

What do you mean by tax the land counts? What happens if the target doesn't have any more lands? It looks like it's optional because it says they may search for one.

First off, I don't think she's said anything other than what was in a letter that I'm not even sure we've seen. That's why the stories are running so crazy. The only thing I have heard her allege is that he pushed her on a bed, tried to forcefully kiss her, groped her breast outside her clothes...

I'm not keeping up, but at one time I did hear that in the jurisdiction they lived in, there is no statute of limitations on rape. One of the few places in the country where that's true. But she's not alleging rape, so there might be a time limit on whatever she claimed happened if it was even...

Wouldn't you want your doctor to know you're a tranny? I mean I get wanting to be passable and for people to respect your delusion, or whatever. But we're talking about your health and there are different issues for M, F, and MtF that a doc needs to be on the lookout for. The question about...

Slightly better than having to deal with dog shit painted floors periodically because your wife won't leave the doggie door open overnight. I step in it cause I get up first. She cleans it because she's the one who has to close the door. Also cause I step in it.

I'm working out of town in a podunk city. Last week 2 people told me a particular restaurant was the best steakhouse in town. I'd been there for lunch and they had damn good chicken fried steak, so I believed them. Just tried their steak tonight and I guess it was some kind of joke...

Didn't realize that. But come to think of it, I heard it started in College station. I saw them in austin too.

Taco bell beats both of them. Why didn't you list the best burrito place, freebirds? Is it because they are so far outclassed by FB that they don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence?