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Hrmm, I wonder if the people I know around here are running an underground au pair ring. I know 2 people that pay $200 and $250 a week respectively.

You're glossing over the fact that his defense used "affluenza" to get him out of jail time successfully. So he really DID get special treatment and, in fact, it was because of his wealth. Bro let's not pretend money doesn't buy special treatment. We both know it does. I don't hear about...

Hrmm, that seems way higher than what it costs here. It's about 12k annually max in these parts because you're providing room and board. Which means that you have a babysitter whenever you want.

Yes the interests of the state. Which may or may not coincide with the interests of its citizens. I'm not gonna get all conspiracy theory here but let's not pretend that terrible shit doesn't happen because of political pressure. I'm not really sure why you're taking the stance it's...

3 out of the 4 that I hired were definitely not bangable. One was. She also happened to be the worst of the 4, and that's saying something since they were all terrible.

And if she doesn't you'll slip it in the maid's pink. Right?

I take it to the opposite end of the spectrum. "This is how you live your life huh? Nice knowin' ya. Maybe I'll see you in hell"

I played travel baseball year round until I was 14. Including international tournaments. I have no idea how my parents afforded it honestly. By the way, playing back to back doubleheaders on saturdays and sundays was NOT fun. Even though I loved playing baseball that shit was just too much but I...

I hired 4 different house cleaning services. Including 2 different typical polish immigrant house cleaners who were not part of a maid service but on their own. Everyone swore they were the best to me. They were utter shit. And I don't think I have high standards. When I come home and still...

Well you could theoretically build it out now and use it as your internal interface and just use this amazing mapping gui (heh) to map it to v2 or v3 for outgoing and incoming from external trading partners. But like I said it isn't normative yet, so the spec could (and will) change at any time...

I'm watching episode 4 now and... Ok so I paused it to post that last spoiler then I go back and... I mean... is this even a true story? Did this shit actually happen or is this just a Blair Witch Project kinda thing?

30 hours she coulda spent cleaning.

Well I do have a beard.

Wait, you guys talk about specific restaurants rather than what type of food you're in the mood for? I've never had a conversation like that and I never suggest specific restaurants. Always a certain kind of dining experience (Italian, Asian, American Bistro, etc). By the way I love using...

This is not going to work. It never does. I work in the healthcare industry in Middleware and my job is to do what this "software" is supposed to so that the business teams don't have to. Giving non-technical people "easy to use technical tools" never, ever works. Especially not with something...

See Noodle? All those video games are paying off. You're synergizing!

I'm single and ready to not mingle during the winter. To be fair the Uncharted games are really short if you aren't a fucking pleb. And I beat them on Crushing too!

To go along with her baby induced PMS (poor me syndrome)

So I finished Tales of Zestiria and the 3 Uncharted games that came in my bundle and am going to dive into this. Anything I should know before I start banging my head against the wall?

I doubt it was to make him jealous. He probably told her to get lost and she used you for some quick comfort to ease the blow (heh) of rejection.

It's not that people aren't giving stay at home parents credit. It's that stay at home parents pretend it's way fucking harder than it actually is. The worst part of it is not having adult interaction throughout the day and, if you don't take your kids anywhere, not leaving the house. You go...

That really sucks man

Yea if you got the low end model which doesn't have the premium settings... pffft. Also like dirk mentioned that sciencey ziploc maneuver works too.

Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose? The vacuum action is supposed to "infuse" the food with the liquid I thought? I've made almost that exact recipe a few times and I will vouch for it's deliciousness. Only difference really is I put some lemon juice in it.

Love that bit

Glad I got the Uncharted bundle. I knew nothing about the games other than they are from the same studio that did Crash Bandicoot. First game was great, second is even better (about 2/3rd the way through)

BJ's accepts everything and is the best of the 3 in my opinion

Louis CK's comedy is Melancholy. It's awkward and depressing but in a funny way. Bill Burr is an angry, angry man who vents frustration in very funny ways. I don't see how you can really compare the two. It would be like comparing Steven Wright to Eddie Murphy.

Why are you chasing kids around when 36 sq ft child jails exist?

Yes, being a stay at home parent is so much harder than being a working parent. Boo fucking hoo. Does your wife just ignore the kids and tell you to fuck off when she gets home? Because if not she's got a 16+ hour a day job too my man. You can't handle a kid having a nuclear diaper, it's too...

Over time it will seem sad and strange again. Except this time it will seem sad and strange to you, instead of everyone else.

Mac and Cheese is really... really easy to fuck up. Unless you mean "That's like fucking up Kraft Blue Box"

Hey bros

Agreed.

Faxanadu is/has all of those things except there aren't battle sequences, you just fight shit in real time and not in some arbitrary bubble where nothing else can interrupt you. It's an action RPG.

How do you feel about soup? Or stew?

You're insecure and she's fickle. That ain't gonna work and you already know it. I'm sure plenty of people will give you the feel good "talk about it, be up front, be honest, make sure you both understand how each other feel" but what is the point? It's not like you've spent years together...

You were WAY off.

Not my fault xadion doesn't know what role playing means!