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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I watched some of the olympics. They have at least 8 of them. 4 women and 4 men. I know cuz i saw them run in the relay events.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    lol Caster Semenya. they can't tell if it's a man or a woman. I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt till I saw a couple of her races. it was like she was holding back early to make sure she didn't put up any suspicious times, but with 200 yrds left, it just goes "Scuze me ladies...
  3. Hoss

    Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

    A thread on fisting probably wouldn't be derailed to buttfucking, but only if it was done in the grown up section where it belongs.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    i just want to say in advance, fuck all of you motherfuckers who are about to laugh at this.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well fuck. MRI on tony romo's back shows it's fractured
  6. Hoss

    Kegkilla Exposed. A bro or a foe?

    lol'd Not gunna summarize, but keg's part is that during part of this story she was incubating his kid.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're probably checking to see if you kidnapped him then.
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    Pets

    i had a cat do that once. I thought it was a squeak toy because it actually squeaked every time she bit on it. It wasn't till it moved on it's own that i realized it wasn't a toy. Also had a cat bring us a sugar glider once. I can't remember if it was the same cat. Wife thought that one was...
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    MTG thread

    I appreciate you need to know colors and theme to make solid suggestions, but I don't know. I just have to get some decks together and see how they play. That's why I'm looking for a starting point. The only general guidance I've gotten from my wife and daughter is 24 lands and 60 cards...
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    MTG thread

    Why weekly? There's no reason to pay it off more often than monthly unless you have a shitty deal that starts charging interest after a week.
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    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    I'm still watching the olympic coverage i recorded. Last night I saw them play the video and bob costas confirmed that was a gun in the guys hand who made them get out. Maybe they were mistaken and it was a walkie talkie or something. If ole bob retracted that assertion I haven't heard. But...
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    MMA Thread

    I could't hear the announcer, how did the judges score the Mick vs the DREAMER fight? Also, putting in a request for gifs of the dude trying to fight the ref.
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Am I missing something? Don't get me wrong, I'm not in favor of unleashing hounds because I think that will create page views craig will get payed for .. but if you're determined to do it, why are you waiting till next year? Monday, May 29 Memorial Day in the United States of America 2017
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    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    If the government was charging him (and his fellow swimmer) with vandalism, it wouldn't be so surrel. But now they're literally extorting them for $10k to prove that the gas station security guard didn't extort them for $50. We get it, you don't like ryan. So nothing that happens to him is...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If proximity to the entrance isn't mandated, then they should put most of the handicap spaces in the back of the parking lot. I'm comfortable saying that if you're so borderline that it's dangerous to ride your hoover-round from the back of a parking lot, then you shouldn't be out anyway.
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    Home buying thread

    I like the second garage. I think most people use it for storage while the main garage is for actual cars. If you have land you might put that shit in a detached shed, but the small garage works well too.
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    How many black likes until black hand is summoned?

    Shadow likes matter more. It's like the shadow government, which we all know really runs the show.
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    Taxes

    Since this got moved over, time for a followup. Over a week ago, I got a check from the IRS for $1.04. Held onto it for about a week and the day after I finally cashed it, I got another letter from the IRS modifying the same tax return. I haven't even tried to figure out what they changed...
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    MTG thread

    When you're building a deck, about how many of each type of card are you shooting for? By type, I mean, things like creatures, lands, spells, special lands, etc.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    I dunno, I think the field events have been getting more coverage this year than in the past. I love the field events most of all, and hate the long ass races, which they used to show ever boring lap of. Been bitching about that forever. This year they seem to be doing better. But...
  21. Hoss

    ask tyen anything thread

    Can't think of any reason a dentist would tell you it's ok to do something that will fuck up your kids teeth and require braces a few years down the road. Sounds legit.
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    How many black likes until black hand is summoned?

    They're shadow likes because they don't show up in all of your like counts.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Facts are still coming out, but from what we know so far it's pretty clear the security guard extorted them, and now the gubmint is extorting them too. If they broke the law by vandalizing the gas station, then charge them with that. instead they're saying pay us as an apology for saying we're...
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    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    The security guard only extorted $50 from them though, so the damage was probably like $10. Are you arguing a technicality that we haven't discussed it yet on this board?