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I haven't seen this porn. Do you mean Wildly Exaggerated Harlequin Romance Novel shit? I would lose, my strokes per minute would be so much lower than the rest of you.

My experience is that they bite better in the rain. Especially right before the rain hits. Thing is, people get nervous about being on the water in the rain.

Start out with changing when you try to command yourself to cum.

There's no thrill better than being at a hot craps table, bruh. And I include both blowjobs and cheese when I say that. For real though, most people are dumb about it. I'm not. Can't remember if there was ever a time I didn't at least break even on the gambling in vegas. I always have a...

Not nearly enough gambling on that itinerary. You've been to Vegas before, right? So you know you'll be able to keep the gambling to a minimum? If not, please post how it really went down when you get back.

Quite an ambiguous conclusion. I bet they had a government grant too Other headlines from that study: Water is more or less as deadly as dry erase markers? Blowjobs are more or less as popular as cheese? 10 inches is more or less as long as 5 inches?

Is there any chance we can blame bridgewater's injury on roids? If not, we'll have to go with that demon marijuana and a bad case of reefer madness.

Post the nudes or it didn't happen. Whatever the cause, it was your best post to date on the new forum.

I'm guessing there are no pictures of it since they haven't been posted yet. If there are pics and someone must post them, please put them in spoiler tags since apparently it made grown ass men throw up.

Shit I just found it on wiki. I have 6 episodes to watch. Anyone know where I can find them?

OK so then what was season 10? I don't recall the season numbers, but the last regular season I recall was them being on the prison ship. The last episode had shit getting all blown up and I don't even remember how it ended. I think they kind of left it hanging. Then years later I saw the...

Pretty much. Plus flames was dead and dying, and that's why I stuck around here. Not my problem that your troll detector is so fucked up. See about getting it re-calibrated.

The results of this poll are disturbing. Mist I assume that translates to a no vote since @suenig wouldn't know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his face, and started to wiggle.

Noodle did a good job. This tuco pic is better than the other 2 I remember you sporting. Probably the best scene in the movie.

If you can't figure out how to stimulate the clit while you're fucking her, you might be doing something wrong. Try putting her on her back. My wife is a clit + gspot girl. When she diddles herself she sticks a dildo in and rubs the clit. She can cum from just the clit, but it's better with...

True, that could be another option, but I was convinced at an early age that the pull out method wasn't reliable. I could mention that it has no effect on spread of disease, but since I go down on nearly every girl I fuck and have never even seen dental dam, I obviously only worried about...

I see your problem now. It's not the facebook people, it's that you give a shit what facebook people think. Tell them you're a luddite and to fuck off. Alternatively, do some research on crazy ass paranoid conspiracy theories involving FB and start laying that shit on them. Actually, fuck the...

Condoms are the only way I can go down on a girl again after I fuck her. I aint doing that with splooge in her cooter, and I really like doing that.

Not sure if you misunderstood or are funnin around. They do not represent specific numbers. they gun be randomized at the end.

The hell you say! [randomposter01] is tolerable if you never enter a thread he posts in? Well shit, I wonder if that weird trick works in other aspects of life.

That question about seeing your own posts was directed @jihodj It removed the quote because there was no actual text in the post I chose.

Do you see your own signature with that moonbat quote in it? Do you even see your own posts? It was renamed hodjing. It's the 4 color square thing. Unless you asked this question while it was still in comment/suggestions, in which case, go back through the thread now and have at it.

So do we have a consensus on what a cutler rating means around here?

I prefer clear liquors too. My main drink is patron silver. The guys are specs tend to be very knowledgeable and they've recommended a couple that were comparable and I think they only steered me wrong once. Seems like Don Julio was good despite not being a silver. I can't recall the other...

First of all, it does matter if they were off duty cops because off duty cops still carry all the authority of on duty cops. It's why places like to hire off duty cops for security. Second, I still agree with you that it doesn't matter if they were cops because even if it's an accountant who...

Am not an alt. I also don't have a different online persona (other than being in introvert IRL). It's too confusing trying to remember what lies you told to who, so I stick to either the truth or misdirection.

John was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of...

I love condoms, I even used to jerk off with them. I liked the feel of it wrapped tightly around my pecker, plus when jerking of it was nice that cleanup was so easy. My wife had to beg me to stop using them once we were married. Since someone asked, my favorite is Lifestyles SKYN. I...

Remember how that philosophy worked out for the redskins? Why do you think it'll be different for the giants? I have no prediction, I have only hope. The only thing the pre-season has told us is that he's not a complete bum. I'm not even convinced he's an upgrade over Kellen Moore, but I...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Joey standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and had a small American flags mounted on both sides of it.The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood...

The only thing false about his police report is that maybe he should have said extortion instead of armed robbery. Maybe he wasted the time of the police. But he shouldn't be prosecuted for it because he couldn't be expected to know that extortion was perfectly legal. In first world...

I thought it was a DC movie for some reason and was getting ready for it to be utter shit despite having good trailers.

This is great news. I thought the last season was very good even if they left some unanswered questions. They also put out a final red dwarf episode where they went back to earth and found out they were just a TV show and they tried to convince their actor counterparts to keep the show going...

I know what ya mean. Like, is hera married to Kanan, why are these people together? I was wondering the same thing. They wrote a book that was the leadup to this series and showed how hera and Kanan got together. I assume another is coming to show us where the manda and giant monkey-cat came...

The best part about him showing up is then I can root for the 'good' guys to kill someone.

What, exactly is he spamming? No annoying messages are popping up for anybody when he does it. I'm sure it's because my graphics card sucks, but when I scroll, that picture looks like it's turning it's head. I thought it was animated for a minute.

Climb down off the cross sunig, we need the wood.

The whole post was good, but this part brought a tear to my eye. Rerolled is making the world a better place.

That interview he did with laurer (I think) was completely ridiculous. How can matt act like it was just a negotiation at gunpoint? Locktite was obviously nervous, I'm glad he kept repeating that the guy pulled a gun on him. I heard another sponsor picked him up, I'm guessing because he's...

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