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She's not a headcase, she's just not used to dating men who are smarter than her.

Got the old "Hey sorry to cancel last minute but something came up and I won't be able to make it tonight" from the woman I've been dating the last month and a half or so. Responded by telling her she may as well be honest instead of vague and mysterious, she's lost interest. She then said she...

Trying to cancel a gym membership.

You goddamned liar!

Well Elysian is on the shit list now. Was at the Belgium Comes to Cooperstown fest at Ommegang this past weekend and they were supposed to be there with a few beers I wanted to try and they just didn't show up. They never gave Ommegang a head's up either, just were complete no shows.

That whole Caspere fucking his own daughter thing was a bit silly. Like they felt they needed an homage to Oedipus but with a father and daughter instead of mother and son. I liked a lot of the season but also didn't like a lot of it as well. The scene with Frank and red where he was trying to...

There's also evidence and studies saying that increase in pay correlates to increase in happiness up to about ~70k/year. Apparently it's at about that level of pay where the burdens and stresses associated with not having enough money to feel like you're keeping your head above water are gone...

I too, rarely eat breakfast. I'd rather sleep an extra 20 minutes... or however the fuck long it takes to eat breakfast.

So he lost weight and the risks associated with obesity (> 24% is considered obese) went away but instead of believing it had to do with the weight loss he thought it was because of fasting? Like that shit wouldn't have improved if he lost weight without fasting?

I think you're missing the point of my post. Of course people do it, but it fucking sucks. NOBODY on earth likes commuting into NYC from a suburb. Well, maybe sadists do. Like Sterling said, they do it because they have to or think an inflated salary for a few years in NYC will help them make...

You could also try to find a credit card that offers 0% on balance transfers for up to a year, I think Chase even offered one that was 0% for 18 months for a while. Chase Slate maybe? Can't remember now.

The show is EXACTLY like the movie. Not sure how you could think one is much better than the other.

E.T. for me bros.

What caused it doesn't matter because.... SPACE!!! And dust strings!!

Wife: "Hey I have 10 free movie passes for us, let's go see a movie Tuesday night" Nester: "Tuesday is cheap night, if we go tonight we're paying" Wife: "We literally only ever go to the movies on Tuesday nights because you're too cheap to pay the $10, we have free passes, why wouldn't we use...

I guess nobody here saw Interstellar. It's more of a premonition than a movie really. Who needs agriculture when you have space travel and can crack quantum theory?

Try commuting into NYC from a suburb. Even getting to Midtown from fucking Brooklyn is a pain in the ass. You do NOT want to work in NYC unless you live there, trust me. I did the commute thing for almost 2 years. It was hell on earth.

So as a dota noob who knows nothing, how often can you "buy back"? That one fact alone makes dota more interesting than LoL to watch for me.

So I used to play LoL and still watch it and never really got into DoTA or DoTA 2, this is the first International I've ever watched. But shit, everything about TI is so much better than any LoL tourneys including Worlds. It's so much more polished and professional on the casting and interview...

Ambien is great for sleeping. Terrible for trying to wake up. I would be hazy for at least an hour after waking up after taking only 5mg of it the night before.

Because the acting was so good things like that were secondary. VV's parts were painful to watch, bordering on downright embarrassing for the first 4-5 episodes that the story flaws were far more apparent. Last 2 episodes, especially ep 7 were great though.

Man I don't even use water when I clean mine. Just wipe it out after cooking with some paper towels then do one last rub down with a barely damp cloth (alright so a tiny bit of water). If anything is stuck on I use a nylon brush. Am I doing it wrong?

The commercial I saw last night made it sound like it was a brand new menu item.

I hope that kid wins his appeal.

People don't live alone in NYC, you can't do it unless you make 100k+ in almost every part of NYC, even less desirable areas (outside of the real ghetto areas). Upper East Side is like $2600/mo for a 600 sq ft, 1 bedroom apt.

You'll never pull it off Keg, you might be able to get away with banging a hot chick and pretending you were drunk and just experimenting but when your fat as shit pregnant girlfriend starts coming around they'll sniff out your true colors instantly.

Listen to this snarky agreement.

The agent is the best character in this show by far.

You're a true bro Sutekh

I'm billing about double of what my salary was right now as an hourly rate and to be honest I feel a little foolish because I could have gotten quite a bit more. Hindsight and all that.

7 episodes in. 10/10, will watch again

I merely meant london broil sounds like a pain in the sous vide

London broil sounds fuckin stupid

Shit, how the hell are the purses for TI that high? 6th place still gets over a million. Isn't LoL's winner purse only 1 mill?

Someone just gifted me a brand new granite mortar and pestle. Anything I need to know about before first time use?

Use pork rinds and capn crunch, processed in a food processor, as your "breading". Ok maybe not capn crunch, because that's probably got gluten in it? But definitely pork rinds

I think he was agreeing with you.

What about Kentucky?

You're really claiming only people on government subsidies are fat? Bro, southern cuisine is super unhealthy. Super delicious but super goddamn unhealthy. Tons of porkers in the south.

I got a tattoo of a crisp hundred dollar bill on my jimmy johnson dippy stick. This way when my woman wants to go shopping I can say "Why? Just stay home and blow 100 bucks"