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But the record company's gonna give me lotsa money and everything's gonna be alright.

This is the grown up forum Dirk. Are you insinuating not every conversation that takes place here is adult?

Alright but how could someone who's business seems to be doing so well have credit card debt at all for any length of time? That's bonkers.

Just saw the trailer in a commercial. Kanye West as the trailer music? Really? Shit looks terrible.

Throw some track marks on a woman who just had a C-section and I'll fall harder than Onoes.

It's pretty new. I'm sure there will be clone recipes out there soon enough, just needs some time.

I don't know why you would shoot it when you can smoke it. Smoking makes you look really friggin cool.

You smoke meth in pipes exactly like crack. Someone's a poser.

If you say so. This story is the same exact story he's given 2 or 3 times since his divorce. "So happy, she's the one" etc. I hope it works out for him but this really isn't any different.

Uh what? He did exactly the same thing he was doing when he had the horns. Did you not pay attention to the way the two of them met?

I have no idea how the fuck people live up there. It's truly terrible.

Khane goes to law school. "SEE YA IN HELL SUCKERS!!!"

It's the same size. 1.6 cu ft.

Have you tried negotiating with dick shadow art?

Yea I ended up just buying a new one.

Hrmmm. Undergrad GPA was only like 3.4, I blew it! Though Clarkson University is a pretty well respected engineering school.

Is that typical for people who are already established in careers and not coming out of high school? I just randomly assumed only high schoolers qualified for scholarships.

I had never heard of Boudin Balls before so I googled it. Now I want Boudin Balls.

So is that the end of comedy outside of ultra real time pop culture references?

I've given a lot of thought to going the Cad route once my debt is erased in the next 2-3 years. Just to start up the debt train all over again!

It's in the lease since the apartment came that way when I bought the house.

Yea I figured I'd have to buy a new one. Only problem is this is a 1.6 cu ft over the range mounted unit and the cheapest ones I can find are over $200. Not a huge deal but bleh.

Anyone have experience with Microwave repair? My tenant, who doesn't take care of shit (surprise surprise) has a Frigidaire model FMT106T1B1 microwave (All the appliances in the apartment are mine) that started smoking when he tried to use it and now doesn't work at all. I'm trying to figure out...

One of my exes used to run her own coffee catering company and she swore by cold brew. She was a fiend for it.

That episode didn't feel like it moved the story forward enough considering only 2 episodes left

Some people use their hands for shadow art, I use my dick. It's like forehead kisses but more artistic.

What if I can make my dick look like a coat hanger?

Can't I just do that with a kid too?

I've already got the ring picked out

Nah, she told me she doesn't ever do that and I can tell she's very trustworthy. The only thing she loves more than God and honesty is me.

Can't go into the True Detective thread because I didn't get a chance to watch it last night.

But I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Haha she's definitely no hippie. She's a libertarian.

31. But bros, there's no way she's crazy. She's a Libra so she's just totally chill. Just goes with the flow man. The flow of love.

I'll ride it out. It's not like I have anything to lose, except maybe everything when she gets pregnant on "accident" or something. I've been raw dogging it since the first date so not very smart and since she already dropped the love bomb it should be fun telling her we should start using...

She's a corporate strategist for Aetna.

Like what?

So interesting story bros. I touched on it briefly already but I've been dating a woman who has completely different political views from me and acts like she is very resolute in her beliefs. We have only been "dating" for a week and a half and Friday night was our 3rd date, this is important...

Well, I don't think they are based on the incredulous looks I get when I talk about it from nearly everyone. Really depends on where you live, in TX I'm assuming it's very rare outside of anywhere but Austin. But someone deciding it's time to cheat and telling people they are in an open...

This statement is so ridiculous and hysterical at the same time. Oh all the vegans you know try to act like normal human beings? Hahaha.