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  1. Hoss

    The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin

    I was thinking the same thing. Why isn't merlin a black lesbian?
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    No more than 2 pumps per line. 3 pumps and you're out.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    The funniest part of this might be that you think 300 lbs is a lot.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    No that's too pedestrian. There must be a scandal in there somewhere. Are they sure he was throwing up and not burying a hooker?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    12 years ago I emailed some freightliner repair manuals to someone from my gmail account. Today when I search my email, no matter what I'm lookin for that fucking freightliner manual comes up. They must have covered some wild shit in there.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    I was looking through my pictures and I found this from 2024. I think I intended to nominate this guy last year. Oh well, might as well post them for everyone to enjoy. I don't even know if this guy is still around. @AKD123 are you still here?
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    Counterpoint. What if his race is some kinda shitskin?
  8. Hoss

    Star Trek: Picard

    lol armus the tar beast as a navigator at the end was the best part.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Here's an angle from 37 years later.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's wild that you posted that. I'm on Bullwinkle right now. Pics unrelated
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    Hey fucktard, learn how to read a bracket. Like me, nirgon just got a first round bye. See below
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    reported for campaigning in the voting thread.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Am I late for the cowboys super bowl party?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    This is too heavy for me. How am I supposed to verify I'm human? If I wasn't human but was taught to believe I was, how would I know the difference? Sure it's easy to be flippant and say I breath, I think, I eat, I shit ... of course I'm human. But I didn't cry at the end of Old Yeller. An...
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    AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

    TomServo vs. Goatface - Servo has a cool name Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - part of amod team and I don't even know who kuro is. Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - amod wins Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Tough one. Political shitposter vs FSR shitposter. Going with the political shitposter. Vuuxo...
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    AssHat 2025 Voting: Round 1. Cast your votes!!!

    Are you going to fix this broke dick shit?
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    Gen V

    The last few episodes were pretty good. Had the heroes making fewer retarded decisions and finally using their powers. I still can't tell if the reveal about the guy in the hypobaric chamber was supposed to be a surprise. I figured it out when sage fucked cipher in front of him. It does seem...
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Oh, I definitely have social issues. But I stopped caring about them decades ago. Did you have a point?
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    That's a little bit surprising. I think you just get outshone by the true asshats. We're officially to the point where asshatish people have a chance.
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    @Vuuxo for using the ignore feature. I realize that makes him more of a fag than an asshat, but we don't have a biggest fag contest. @Cayennechap for his tireless work turning the charlie kirk memorial thread into the charlie kirk assassination conspiracy thread. @Brahma for being an...
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    If it's not, it should be. I'm prepared to make a case if necessary. He had a lot fewer rules this year. For instance you can nominate yourself this time, so wellijustdontknow will finally have a chance to vote for himself in round 1.
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    Karate Kid: Legends (2025)

    I just watched it last night. I think I'd put in second place in the whole franchise right after season 1 of cobra kai. To be fair, I was never a big fan of KK when it was new. Young Laruso and his mom both annoyed the fuck out of me. How did they ignore it? Did you even see the end? They...
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    When did you do that? I haven't seen him a while. If he disappeared when you put him on ignore, that means he was always just a figment of your imagination. Or he swapped alts to continue harassing you. It's a coin flip. Could go either way.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Well ya see, being a state champion at video games earns you a certain set of skills. Among those skills is NOT the ability to know the difference between asbestos and plaster.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    But ol' is dropping the last syllable, not the first. You can tell by the location of the '. How can that be aphraseiosis? Also, I would say math is dropping the end of mathematics, whereas the brits contract the word to maths. What retarded AI model spat out that hot load of word jizz?
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    @Amod Each one individually and the group as a whole. They know what they didn't do.
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    you had me at drunken
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    Wednesday

    I'm fat and ugly and I do not like seeing fat ugly people on TV. Maybe it's because I still have shame. Even so, I disagree with your assessment of what "people" want to see. Commies aren't people, they don't count.
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    Wednesday

    lol what the fuck are you on about? You noted that they go from being pretty getting lots of attention to suddenly wanting to be ugly. I added the idea that it is because that attention got them ass-raped by harvey weinstein and roman polanski. It's a perfectly understandable reaction to...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    We may have an opening at defensive coordinator if we don't win the superb owl. But dabol isn't qualified to be the waterboy.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    That is also an ugly tranny. But at least it's a hula hoop.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    If you join his patreon, they have epubs and/or PDFs available for all books.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    *animated gif
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    I get drunk and watch it every christmas eve. The commercials are the best part.
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    Doctor Who

    So "The war between the Land and the Sea" looks like a Dr Who spinoff? At first glance, I don't see anyone playing the Dr. Hell, I'll probably give it a chance. I've liked all the other Dr Who spinoffs I've seen so far. torchwood, Sarah Jane Chronicles, and Class.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    OK that rustles me too. The worst part is this cunt thinks she's good at customer service. Maybe instead of press 1 for english we can press 1 to have your problem solved, press 2 to be seen and heard. 2 transfers you to ole colleen's voicemail.
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    The Witcher

    I told my wife the rats were going to get beheaded and that was enough for her to keep watching.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Yo we got a linebacker and a tackle. I think it's safe to say we're going to win out the rest of the year. The defense was not 1 player away from being decent. But we just got 2. Plus overshown should be back for the next game. Lets Fucking GO...