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  1. Kuro

    The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan (2023)

    Ever since he was raped by that bear it's been easier to stomach him
  2. Kuro

    Riot Games MMO

    His brother and father died within a month of each other the last year, I'd be kinda fucked up and reassessing priorities too. Plus he had a spooking when the Twitter cancellation train tried to drag him into the blizzard shit storm
  3. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Wait you guys didn't have to make the deal with the skinless dude?
  4. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Where's my polka remix?
  5. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    The free strategic reserves in Arks season is so fun, has made a bunch of garbage units playable
  6. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Yeah, there are a decent number of match-ups in 40k where turn one first player is "scramble to another hidey-hole if possible, or stay put"
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If it's a modern take on Tolkien where's my gat?
  8. Kuro

    Ashes of Creation

    Standard game dev is now six years of early access and then releasing the game just so that you can sell the expansion or sequel next week
  9. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    I'm a proponent of spite investing. Invest in companies you hate. If they do well, that sucks, but at least you make money. If they do poorly haha fuck you shitty company. Win-win!
  10. Kuro

    Warner Bros acquires rights to Middle-earth/Lotr, several movies planned

    The Love Boat, featuring Alatar and Pallando
  11. Kuro

    Warner Bros acquires rights to Middle-earth/Lotr, several movies planned

    I can't wait for Frodo and Sauron's giant CGI fistfight with laser beams and explosions. Why would anyone call the lame 2000s rings "rings of power", if they had real power they'd blow stuff up not turn invisible like pussies
  12. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    When the servers are down all day on launch the Diablo Double Down tie in will be clear
  13. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    I'm just on Operation: Copy Vince Venturella until you don't suck
  14. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Well, here's my stormcast eternals army I traded a Tabernacle at Pendrel Vale for, still unconstructed. VS my 6000 points of chaos picked up one or two boxes at a time, so about 2k points assembled and painted a year. I can't even get up the spirit to resell the SCE, much less figure out where...
  15. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Yeah, I bought way too much when I got started and it just intimidated me into avoiding working on it since it felt like I was miles away from finishing.
  16. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    My area was one of the demo areas for it, because we are fat as fuck
  17. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Body shape also circle
  18. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Minotaurs are nice guys, they've got Vs on their shield for Very Friendly
  19. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I am going to Scavenge them onto Varolz as Richard Garfield intended
  20. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Maybe the monster is afraid of the dark
  21. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    I'll blast yer legs off so as you can say that to my face, umgi! That's a grudgin
  22. Kuro

    MTG thread

    This is not what I expected a 4cmc Thalia to look like, they got me there. I really like the Jin Gitaxias, his flip ability is a neat "quest" for your deck to go on. Where's my Ulgrotha invasion WotC?!
  23. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I just want to be able to kill my friends with shit
  24. Kuro

    Hogwarts Legacy

  25. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It's kinda worked with Warhammer decks locally. Most nerds have dabbled in Magic at some point, so the Warhammer decks were enough to get many folks to relapse.
  26. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Obviously Ahriman will figure out how to reverse the Rubric, but because Tzeentch is an arse, it will result in Thousand Daughters
  27. Kuro

    Hogwarts Legacy

    I thought Loverslab was the famous Skyrim mods website
  28. Kuro

    Hogwarts Legacy

    "Yikes y'all" These people are living stereotypes
  29. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Rollin with that 8% inflation
  30. Kuro

    AMC Theatres to Change Movie Ticket Prices Based on Seat Location

    But I like the seats they're not inflating, so now I might have to sit next to another human being
  31. Kuro

    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Balloon always go up!
  32. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    I want to see someone with World Eaters, Thousand Sons, and Tau for armies. Learn to do one thing, and do it well XD
  33. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Scoring enough points, and denying enough enemy points, in the first half of the game such that your opponent can't catch up even if he kills your entire army. Ork armies currently rely on this since they are too fragile to survive five rounds, so their game plan involves moving fast or forward...
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Local store has been doing guaranteed box prereleases (generally the first prerelease of the weekend) for decades now, on top of the 2 packs per player in the prize pool. Used to also do top 8 drafts for the events, but too many people complained about the extra time added, so they went to...
  35. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Good work! I wouldn't feel bad about winning while being tabled, that's some factions entire game plan!
  36. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    The assassin class makes me want to pick this up again. The appropriate level of fiddly for me. Is it any good?
  37. Kuro

    MTG thread

    First prerelease down, set booster box acquired. Milled four players out with new Jace splashed in my GW aggro deck. This limited can be really punishing. Managed to beat turn 2 Skrelv's Hive twice. It looks a lot like Bitterblossom, but Bitterblossom it is not. First time another human...
  38. Kuro

    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Bitcoin just needs a mercenary army larger than the United States army to assert dominance yo
  39. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    If I ever get these Desolators I'm going to have to make sure to hide their feet behind logs or in mud out of respect for their inspiration
  40. Kuro

    Napoleon (2023)

    I would also accept Danny DeVito