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I was coming down from cocaine when I read this entire thread and I lost it when Mrs. G posted the poem.

>I was only 9 years old >I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms >I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given >"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my...

2 is the only good one

@Caepan

like thank FUCKING god there is an actual woman that looks like bailey jay and IS AN ACTUAL WOMAN

@Royal please tell us who this semen demon is jesus please don't tell me it's bailey jay weight gain (really hoping it's not BJ and an actual woman)

Tolan (finally catching up in Politics thread, he's definitely trolling)

@mtnhmr Your experience closely mirrors my own. Thank you for sharing. Growing up I was pretty addicted to video games. (Hello EverQuest?) I was sort of a late social bloomer. Didn't have my first drink until 19. Weed, around 22. I was always scandalized by coke until my ex introduced me to...

LulzSect vs. Tolan Screamfeeder vs. olscratch

Comforting to see there are still honorable women out there.

^Hilarious, thanks! I bucking down and finishing this season. I finally started laughing by the hipster airbnb episode.

you know I was actually admiring your avatar earlier (very amusing) that's futurama or simpsons? I do agree Kimmy Season 1 > 2. Couple of chuckles here and there still at least.

Mannnn I was looking forward to this coming out soon, but April?! bah

im finding season 2 tough to watch feels very SJeWy this time around idk

I just can't have one drink, so back on the path for me. Day 2 sober, here we go.

p sure most of us use Haram as positive vote when rating posts

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I really, really, really like this post!

Glad you feel that way about the bananas. I agree that is the intent of the naked banana meme. I don't know if I'm an addict. I just know I have a problem. As someone mentioned earlier, I basically can't drink. It always leads to using for me.

i am in tears right now

Thank you for your honesty.

I hope you are wrong for my sake. :oops:

haha you know I really can't believe people are up in such arms over that naked banana really makes me giggle

Hey man, I know I have problem - that's why I made this thread asking for advice. Maybe this thread can help someone else too one day.

@zzeris Exactly. I went to a comedy show in Brooklyn which just so happened to be held in a fucking distillery. Cue the "oh let's have one drink", fast forward to running around midtown coked up doing crazy shit. The hardest part on staying sober is feeling like I can't do anything because...

Well. My ex got me into cocaine. We have been broken up for a few years now. I think I'm still fucked up about it and stuck in this cycle where, "oh this time will be different", "what's the worst that can happen", "live a little", <insert excuse to use here> I probably do need to talk to a...

I have an alcohol and drug problem. I can't seem to stay sober more than two weeks at a time. I'm reaching out to you strangers for advice.

Very helpful advice. Thank you.

I keep repeating the same patterns no matter what I do. I don't know how to stop this.

Cad vs. LulzSect (Thanks Lori!) Tolan vs. Tanoomba (not sure what Tolan has done) Woolygimp vs. Screamfeeder (people seem to be more rustled by wooly) olscratch vs. Itzena (i hear more butthurt ppl about olscratch)

i slipped last night :oops: im disappointed in myself

Cad vs. popsicledeath (i like Cad, first mod i rustled) LulzSect vs. Hoss (Hoss is a faggot not an asshat) Gravel vs. Tolan (gravel more noticeable) tanoomba vs. Big Flex (luv both these guys definitely equal asshats but gonna back up a fellow butthurt generator) Tuco vs. Wollygimp (wouldn't...