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Microwave it like a real American. Solves all problems. Not curly, no cleanup, house doesn't smell like bacon for 2 days, takes 6 minutes. I thought it was bullshit too, until I tried it. Then my GF thought it was bullshit when she moved in (she's an excellent cook), then she tried it...

I don't even wanna play wow, but hardcore mode sounds like a hoot.

Goddamned finally. 3 guys, we were punching out and sorting tokens and sleeving cards for 3 hours. It's a labor of love, that's for sure.

Nah. They skipped the last bi-weekly update. The update before that had zero shipping information (all about the companion app), and someone on Reddit was bitching via email to Cephlophair and they replied with that stat. At this rate, depending on what numbers you use, fulfillment lasts until...

Over 2 months since shipping started and America is at 35% fulfillment. This Kickstarter has been a complete fucking shit show. Last thing I ever buy from this fucking retard.

I've got that ear pro. That's about where our similarities end.

Shoop. Original - I also suspect this gif of Donald Rumsfeld may be a shoop as well.

I'm at a complete fucking loss. So, tried a week's run of antibiotics, and honestly, it felt like she was getting worse. She didn't wanna move, wasn't interested in eating, shitting sideways. Okay, fine, antibiotics are usually hard on the stomach. Also, she was still pissing herself after a...

The unfortunate part of that is that work caters box lunches from JJs every week for my crew. So in the past 3 years, I've literally eaten miles of fucking JJs. I like them, but I don't wanna go there when work isn't paying for it.

Goddammit, another Quiznos bites the dust. I had cranked up my consumption to help keep the one close to me in business, took a run out there tonight to the place emptied out. Fucking scamdemic killed all my favorite places. The fuck am I gonna eat now? Everything is bad.

She made it to 12. 12 years old today. Me getting up twice a night to take her out or the antibiotics have solved the trouble of me mopping. Pretty sure she was old enough to remember snow before it all melted as a puppy, then thought it was the greatest thing ever when it came back when she was...

You guys can just ignore him. Works great because he hasn't said a fucking thing worth reading ever. You might be confused if you only know him as Chuk, but if you remember him as Asstr0, that helps remind you it's fucking pointless reading his shit.

I feed everything raw. You don't need to cook for your dog. I just fed her a slab of beef liver this morning because she fucking loves it, and if she is going out, she deserves a good last few meals. You can feed eggs whole in the shell too. They will crunch them straight down.

It was actually always cheaper than high end kibble. When she was a pup, pork necks were 99 centa and chicken quarters/legs/drums were 79 cents at Costco. I think you're gonna always come out ahead doing it yourself. A lot of people think it's a ton of work, but it's actually not. Buy a 10lb...

I have a great book, Raw & Natural Nutrition for Dogs by Lew Olson that goes into it in great detail. Cliff notes - A dog's food spends a lot of time in their stomach (exposed to the acid), very little time in their intestines. This is reverse of humans, and this basically means, they can eat...

Fuck it, maybe she got covid, throw some ivermectin in there too!

Got a hold of some Keflex. Maybe she's just got a UTi. What's the worst that happens, my dog dies? Doesn't seem like it, but it ain't like trying costs me anything, so fuck it. Sure am glad I'm not in a situation where a few hundred bucks here and there bothers me. Know enough pet owners and...

alright, I will make an exception for blue buffalo. Seems to be alright, we fed both cats that stuff and they are okay too. But, after this 12 year experiment, I can safely conclude raw is the way. Her dinner has one fucking ingredient - Chicken. Her breakfast has one ingredient - pig. You'd...

Every dog I've ever seen whos fed kibble has had all kinds of lumps and tumors. Zel is the only dog I've ever had who hasn't had those...and she has only ever eaten raw. Tenks tried to tell me 12 years ago that raw meat wasn't healthy for a dog. Kibble is like eating McDonald's 3 meals a day...

Fuck. She couldn't even make it 3 hours. I guess Friday's the day.

Goddammit. Dog is no longer in control of her bladder. Friday, the entire upstairs was absolutely swamped with piss. I figured maybe I fucked up and didn't give her enough time to do her business, but we've been mopping the floor every morning. She's fine during the day, but can't handle the 6+...

Chattanooga looks like right up my alley. Thanks for all that, guys. Obviously have a few more months yet, so if you think of anything else, I'm game!

I'm more of a nature/history dude. I can't do rides at theme parks because of my back (can't risk fucking it up again, just got it back to stable), I don't care about movies/TV/actors, so I don't give 2 shits about universal studios. Disney I'm obviously not going to because I'm not a 12 year...

My GF has a family wedding near Jacksonville first weekend in March. I've never been south of Chicago, and never been east of Chicago either, so okay, lets go. We decided to drive, because honestly...fuck the airlines, and also, I don't mind roadtrips and seeing the country and neither does...

When I called out my raging cunt of a divorce attorney for not doing her goddamned job for me and losing me a significant amount of back child support, she refunded my entire bill and apologized profusely. Start calling this retard out, and start making fucking noise, because the system is...

Early Slayer makes a lot more sense once you hear Venom. Show No Mercy and Haunting the Chapel were literally Venom albums. I'd disagree and shift the timeline forward just a bit. By Hell Awaits they were working on becoming their own thing, and Hell Awaits is the hit or miss record. Hell...

I got good news and bad news. The good news is your mom won't have any money when she dies, so 25% of 0 is 0 and you don't need to worry about it anymore. The bad news is she will 100% be taken advantage of and cleaned out long before she dies.

Hanneman wasnt into metal either, he was into punk. Pretty wild to see how all that shit fused together to create one of the giants of music. There's never gonna be anyone like Slayer again.

Apparently the removable stickers, of all fucking things, are holding up my shipment. I've heard conflicting reports - that they're on the water still, or that they'll be at the warehouse 12/12 for xmas delivery. I have doubts.

Well, I can finally seal the deal on the exterior of this project. I had a small leak during one of the rainstorms earlier in the month. Turns out I had a couple pinholes I didn't see in the sill. Caulked those, and then nature blessed me with a 50° day last Saturday and I took the garden hose...

Yeah, I gotta look into seeing if there is such a place near me. I went out there this weekend and I can lift these stacks now, so they are drying pretty quick.

It might be, but I've gotta find a 36" model!

No phones, no tablets, no books, internet. It seems like you should be smart enough to figure out the answer to this yourself.

I've never voted in any of these threads. I don't actually care one way or another most of the time, because most of the actual asshats just end up on ignore (Xeq, Brando, Folder) for shitting up threads more than actual asshattery. I also don't understand the Bubbles hate, he's got poor taste...

Illegal to park on the street from 3am to 6am. Easy fix that doesn't require Karen to monitor your mowing habits

Why does it bother you what your neighbor does? My neighbor has a bike sitting next to their garage. It's been there so long a fucking tree grew thru the frame. I told them about it about 6 years ago and they said "Oh shit, we didn't even notice." They cut the fucking tree down, left the...

It's hilarious watching FOH age. 15 years ago, it was all "Fuck HOA's," now half of you are on the fucking boards.

That one's easy.

This is how you know shit's fucked up right now. I had a store bought, handheld chainsaw mill I bought last winter before I found the plans for mine. It takes up a lot of space, so I took it out to get rid of it. And then, I'm looking at it, and I go "well shit, this is good hardware and parts...