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I saw Waterworld when I was a kid and was confused. More than a few times I would be like 'but how do they have X', and be told to shut up and just watch the fucking movie. Back in the 70s or early 80s a cement tanker ran aground on some shoals a few miles off the coast. We used to load into...

Bunch of knees-too-sharp faggots up in here

Good comparison. I think this is the closest thing I've seen to subtle and believable face augmentation. Makes sense why the grocer beatdown scene stood out so stark, though. Proves my theory that the uncanniness was all in the eyes.

Death? Well yeah buddy

Welcome back Noodle

4k on coke is more than homeboy’s making a month on Doordash dollars.

Enjoyed it for what it was, though it was so long we had to watch it in three sittings.

Real talk? Seems like everyone's kids around here are fucking autistic. Not because how they behave, mind you-- I've gotten used to screechy nonverbal 4-5 year olds. But it feels like almost every time someone drags their kid into our work the first thing out of their mouth is...

<90,000 city in the corridor, RI/MA border. Some of the highest crime rates and unemployment in the state. Want to move out into the sticks but so does everyone else- property values are sky fucking high due to being sandwiched between two metro areas and being so close to the...

Not creepy at all. I was the one telling him to come by my work to say hi.

Ruining this shit for the rest of us

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looking forward to absolutely no payoff.

Trollface. Had to pick one name or the other my dude.

Teekey vs. Tarrant: Only because of your attempts to mod the Grown Up forum to Panface’s benefit. You have my pity otherwise. TheBeagle vs. Ossoi: Random pick Sprinegnawer vs. Xeq : You had your time! wormie vs. a_skeleton_03: eh Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Pharmakos: There was a rule against...

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Statistics say ‘Only God Can Judge Me’.

Honestly, just dumb video game/anime shit. A guy got Surprised Pikachu so it looked like it was popping out of his sock. I did the 90s notebook ‘S’ behind a guy’s ear. Naruto symbols. Haven’t been doing it long enough for the ‘old school male mermaid blowing himself’ requests but I’m sure it’ll...

I liked it just fine. Bill +1 is apt, didn’t find Burt particularly annoying (as compared to when it’s Ari + Burt or any group situation where he’s expected to heehaw or remind us for the sixth time he’s taken a shit on stage.)

It's a Saturday night, we close at 9, and 7:00-8:00pm is the witching hour for shitty walk-ins. Without fail we'll get one or two calls a night an hour before we close, someone looking to get 'something small' done, but small according to a drunk/high 22 year old can either mean anything from...

I would say it has less to do with his agent and more to do with him. He’s not a bad actor, but he can only act shades of himself. Philip Kopus (The Road) is pretty much the darker version of his Aquaman. The stage direction he got for Wolves was ‘be yourself’, right down to the mannerisms and...

His obsession with getting roles that let him wear spooky contacts is getting a little out of hand.

Not even close, babyyyy

That guy was bad enough that Joe brought him up during another podcast, something about things 'disruptive to the flow'. I'm really not sure why they're obligated to have him gatekeep all these dudes. It kind of boils my ass to think that soft-bellied hipster carnie might be one of the faces of...

Holy fuck, do you guys not have enough threads to argue about trannies in already?

Nice necro, faggot

Got to catch this. Agree with all above. Eleven’s family drama was garbage. Mom was completely irredeemable. CGI was good except some weird shots of cartoony Ghidorah.

Doesn’t bode well. Tench is my favorite character.

This thread was rougher than expected