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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I did it Hades/Odin. Rainbow keeper and siren subs. Was no sweat.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Thank you to all of you who have dropped your team yourself already. I have taken action based upon 2 forum conversations -- removed WaxedWolf since he said he didn't have time for S2, and Gavinrad, since he doesn't want to play S2. That leaves us with 15 teams. Currently I have an app in...
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    Parent Thread

    The original quote said "Cereal," dipshit. Not fucking carrots. It didn't say that they were throwing the kid a fucking ham hock, it said cereal. Cereal is a pretty vague term when it comes to babies. It can mean Cap'n fucking Crunch, or it can the Gerber rice cereal that you can thin down...
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Stunty Season grinds to a halt with one of the most even games I've ever had the pleasure of playing for 20 turns. I injured Funkor's troll on turn 2, he makes the regen roll. He injures my +agi goblin, I injure his str goblin. I fail a dodge and get hurt, he fails a dodge and gets hurt. I...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Hey Oblio, if you're only gonna give me 2 minutes to see it, we're gonna be doing this all week :P Stunty final is an hour or so, if you can get back on.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Thralls are the only inducement. More thralls. That's the way you compete with vamps. Every 70k you get buys a new thrall. After that, all you're trying to do is end the drive as fast as possible so you get your bloodlusts back. BL is turning out to be surprisingly manageable, you just...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Well, I tried with dual Isis, ADK, Green Ripper, Blue Ripper, Echidna and couldn't even fucking dent the Chims with several 9x hits.
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    Parent Thread

    I can see you're going to be just as boneheaded about this as you are about a lot of other things lately. Carry on then.
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    Parent Thread

    There's negative side effects to breathing. Try not to get too worked up about it.
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    Parent Thread

    Sarcasm flew over your head apparently.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    That'll work fantastically. I'll have my oldest home to mind the youngest. I'll be in IRC.
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    Parent Thread

    Because, skinny kids are unhealthy and cause for concern. Regarding cereal - my grandmother told me that in her day (for all her kids), they were feeding them cereal on the first day out of the hospital (extremely thinned down so it would flow thru a bottle).
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Those look shittier than our version.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, was gonna say, I rooted mine within 2 hours of getting it. No reason not to, really.
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    Parent Thread

    IUD, bro.
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    Parent Thread

    Don't worry about it. There's so many fucking fat kids out there that they're throwing off the curve. Unless the kid is 5lbs or something, its gonna be fine. There's a lotta shit to learn as a parent, and a half pound isn't even enough to warrant getting up off the couch. Trust me. My kids...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That fucking did it. Thanks man.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Everyone is on Match Day 5, with the exception of 2B, which apparently wants a vacation at the end of the season, they're on MD 6.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Hrm, can't find my PAD folder with ES File Explorer. Thing is clunky as shit, honestly. Ghost Commander again I guess until I figure out where in the fuck this thing is hidden.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Prilosec is the heartburn drug. It's also the "I hurt myself and am taking too many advil and stripped off my stomach lining" drug. Or the "Man, this gut rot sucks" drug. Or anytime you feel shitty. Man, Prilosec is fucking great.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Kudos for that. In order for me to do what everyone else has done here for multiple accounts, it seemed to install P&D on my phone twice, and only half of it sits on the SD card at any given time as near as I can tell. This creates problems as I have a shitty virgin mobile phone with like no...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Seriously. I've been trying expert ancient water off and on for about 36 hours now, with different setups, and been having just ass luck. If I had a neptune, I could make it. Shiva? Nope. Anything else? Nope. Double Isis? Took 12 turns to clear it.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    D1 and D4 are on new days a day early. Oblio, I know what times work for you. Just pick a day out of Thurs/Fri/Sat.
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    Blood Bowl

    My choice came down to orcs or chaos, and chaos starts off really slow. I didn't know how long we'd be going on this, and I'm surprised we've gone as long as we have, honestly. I certainly didn't want to get all my guys to level 2 and then have the league implode. It was based mostly on...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    8:43 Cupid 8:44 Undine 8:46 Ivory Dragon 8:47 Mystic Light Knight 8:48 Idunn and Idunna 8:48 Isis Yeah, seems like it works. If you've got enough stones to get to one.
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    Blood Bowl

    Pretty sure the only person anyone hates by now is me. It's just that it's pretty consistent amongst everyone
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Man, i had a friends list full of Neptunes and now that ancient water is up, can't find a fucking one of them. No way I can do this dungeon with only 50% resist, my blue team ain't beefy enough at all. Tried Shiva and that went sideways on wave 2. These ancient tricolors irritate me a lot...
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    48 hour notice. Oblio-Khalan Dman-Restless Restless-Slytin Ronne-Cyrus Hedeon-Skie D2B is complete for this week, and 3/4 of the games are done for next week already.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That's what the Echidna is for, gives you 4-5 turns to kill them, which is doable. Except the first run this morning I got 3 masks on Wave 8, which fucked me, and there was no way to stall long enough on Wave 9 for Echidna to come back up, and then got fucked on the boss. Then I just started...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Started running Master Weekend with ADK leaders, all rippers and an Echidna. Did it half a dozen times yesterday no sweat, today I keep getting fucked over by 3 mask waves. Unfuckingreal.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Stunty League finals are upon us. If you're interested in Season 2 of Stunty, go ahead and app a team (Ogres, Halflings, Goblins and Underworld (without the skaven players). Likewise if you're not playing Stunty for S2, you can drop your team.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Semi Finals validated, the final comes down to.... Underworld! Funkor vs me. Funk -- I'm only available till about noon your time today, Monday, Tues, and Wed. Thursday my schedule clears up and I can play whenever you want.
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    North Korea goes full retard

    If Iraq literally didn't do anything testing chemical weapons on Kurds, then NK literally hasn't done anything either.
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    North Korea goes full retard

    Yeah, for the very same reasons that are being discussed in this thread - that widespread infrastructure destruction and daily suicide bombings is better than living under a dictator.
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    North Korea goes full retard

    It's amazing how fast this country goes from "WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN IRAQ" to more senseless warmongering. The media is 100% to blame.
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Yeah, ZP, I'm aware of Waxed's issues. Don't worry, you'll get a concede victory at the least (which would mean Ratfork lives another game) if he doesn't show up. Not sure what's going on either, but haven't seen him on steam or in IRC, and I'm on both quite a bit.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    No, they just added another one in the early AM. The late one still shows up. So now there's 4 per day, one is just still unlisted on PDX.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I dropped 30 stones on the last godfest and got fuck all. Now I just spend all stones on refreshing dragons because at least there's a tangible benefit to that. Even if I pull 5 little shits, that's still 2.5 pengdras worth to farm later. Still makes sense to do it even if you're not paying...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Just got one rounded twice in Tomb of the Saint Expert. I guess 11k hp ain't shit when the game refuses to put dark gems on the board, and I guess that's about it for tonight since I clearly won't be leveling up.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Sounds like you just freed up a lot more time for blood bowl!