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What are you making this political for? Don"t troll this forum.

It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with companies shirking their responsibilities to society. Don"t be like Lyenae, bro. You can"t get to the job without roads.

What a country, huh?

No no no, that wasn"t what I asked.

What"s better, Lyrical? $500,000 with a 30% tax bill, or $1,000,000 with a 50% tax bill. Serious question.

It"s fine to joke about cancer, it"s past the statute of limitations. I mean, shit, we can joke about AIDS and 9/11 right? Cancer is most certainly not off limits.

Wait a minute. Get cancer, fuck bitches? This post was purely for comedic value and is in no way referring to Ravvenn as a bitch.

Yeah, and Tuco"s an engineer I dunno man. My wife has this friend who says stuff like "How come every time I go camping I end up naked?" It"s because you"re a whore, sweetie. It"s also why you bought fake tits despite already looking like barbie, and now you look like you"re smuggling...

Don"t worry man, the older you get, the more desperate the chicks get, it"s all good. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/REEuR3HOirk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Gotta count in MIP. That drops off after you get 20% into the house, so it won"t be $933 forever.

Who the fuck let you back in after your little meltdown last time?

I said it"s possible. It is however, not likely. And yes, you can transmit the disease through vaginal sex. But it"s not going up your fucking urethra, so men don"t have anything to worry about...which is kinda the same thing I said when we started this conversation. Your female partner might...

Risk Realities Related Articles: Whatever Happened to AIDS and Straight Men? Linked this before, whenever the topic comes up, but no...actually infection is not easier than that.

Yeah, like Eomer said, there"s not a fluid exchange occurring F -> M at any point in heterosexual sex. It"s a myth that AIDS can happen to anyone. It generally doesn"t. Straight men with no intravenous drug use and no random sauna encounters don"t get AIDS. Is it possible? Sure, I suppose if...

Straight guys don"t get AIDS from heterosexual sex, so you don"t need to sweat it. Also, if they"re being tested monthly and using condoms every time (like the industry does) then what are you really worried about? If you"re the kind of guy that fucks whores, why is this particular point...

Well, a good chunk of it is selfishness, without a negative connotation to the word. Kids impede upon your life. You can"t do shit you could before you have kids. You don"t get to go out every night and hook up with random chicks, you don"t get to sleep in until noon, you don"t get to stay up...

The thing is that if you do that, it"s gotta be believable. There are many ways to say that phrase, but not all of them are going to yield the same results. I don"t think Eomer is a guy that could pull it off.

Whatever dude. All banks are happily fixing up distressed properties and communicating with buyers in a timely manner! Go on out and get yourself some property, boys!

I"ve heard it, I just find the context to be very disturbing. Like the one thing that sticks out in my mind is from True Lies where what...Bill Paxton? That car dealership dude says it. And just the way he does just makes me cringe every time. Like, there"s seriously something wrong with that...

No, that"s not it at all. You said inventory was low, I said it wasn"t, it"s just the wrong inventory. My sister is looking for houses right now and I"ve looked through the shit she has to. It"s not low inventory, it"sthe wrong inventory. Everything in her price range is bank owned or short...

Yeah, I gotta go with Nintendo Peanut here. What the fuck is up with this saying? Is that good or bad? Everyone seems to talk about it like it"s good, but it is most definitely not good, because you wanna be snuggling up next to a 10 year old boy? I haveneverunderstood that statement from any...

Yeah, you have no fucking idea what"s going on. You"re absolutely right, it is losing money every day, but that doesn"t mean that banks are doing anything about it. Dude, every single person I know who dealt with a bank to buy a house, either short sale or foreclosure had the process hampered...

For the bay area, that sounds pretty fucking reasonable. My home is 5/3, 2500 sq ft, .85 acre on a pond and it sold for 310 in 2006. We bought in "09 for 240 and still feel pretty good about it. I get that you do this for a living man, I totally do, but that is just not how the market as a whole...

It"s been that way since we bought our house almost 3 years ago. Anything that"s good gets snapped up right away, since no one wants to fuck with short sales/foreclosures after the first couple of times you"ve gotta deal with asshole banks and their bullshit requirements. Not to mention the...

No, there"s a shitload of inventory, it"s just the wrong inventory. After buyers deal with a few shitty bank owned properties, you"d be surprised how quickly a house that"s been updated and is in good condition will sell when there"s a glut of buyers all sick of picking through the bank"s trash...

Which isn"t a bad thing, and don"t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Well, your agent is obviously holding you back if he"s fucking up the negotiating. Is he showing you properties, or are you looking for them yourself and just having him set up the showings?

Meh, that"s a bullshit requirement. Do banks wanna sell their fucking properties or what? Why keep putting nonsense in the way of it? For all their fucking crying about it, you"d think they"d want to make it as easy as possible to unload all this shit. Instead, we"ll just throw up some more...

You"re not preapproved? That"s probably why you"re not getting any action. I wouldn"t start talking with someone unless they were pre-approved too. Not gonna get my hopes up on someone that can"t come through with financing. That"s not a knock on you, you"re just some random guy that bid on a...

How far are you lowballing? That"s why I started with the bedrooms...so we could move in! I didn"t even have the washing machine at the house yet when we moved in, and the fridge got delivered that day.

Well, fortunately for her (and I forgot this part) is that he fucked up on the effective dates of the contract. When she came to me and said "I think I fucked up" the first thing I noticed is that the contract said it was effective from July 9th, 2012 to January 9th, 2012. As far as I"m...

Alright, looking for some feedback on the way the world works, because I had an atypical experience on buying my house. When we bought our house, our realtor was my wife"s uncle Jack. We never signed anything with him, he set up all the showings and took us out to whatever we wanted to see...

Always time for a good Rallos Zek joke.

Office. Man Cave. Guest room. Helping people out (like when my 22 year old sister got kicked out of the house because she was staying at her boyfriend"s). Workout room. Or, the best possible use...indoor sauna, baby. There"s always shit you can do with more room. You"d think you"d be able to...

I"ve had a couple people over that look at my heater and go "Uhh...that might be original." House was built in "81. Fuck it. If it ain"t broke, don"t worry about it. Replace it when it breaks down. Trust me...shit"s gonna break all the fucking time once you start being responsible for it. The...

Yeah, how in the hell are you buying a house with that kitchen? Do you not cook? That seems like it"s gonna be impossible to work in at all. Good fucking luck having people over for the holidays or something. You can"t even open the fridge door if there"s someone else in the kitchen. Kitchens...

The thing you need to realize about dating the religious is that even if you"re not, you still need to do all the bullshit that they want you to, because that"s kinda what being a couple is. You"re gonna get married in a church because that"s what she"s gonna want. She"s gonna want you to attend...