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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Ran into an acquaintance last week, haven't really had a chance to talk to him in a few years. He's about 5'5" or so, putting on some pounds with his old age (32). We get to bullshitting, and he says one of his friends told him to get on Plenty of Fish, and says it's basically like shooting...
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    Homeowners

    That's where the automatic cover comes in. Too bad it's been broken since before we moved in, and pool was last on the priority list. It'll all be better this summer though. Maybe I'll have a different opinion. Probably not, I still don't see the point of sitting in a pool. To expand upon...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Didn't you just start playing? I think we might have had that conversation across boards, but that's what I seem to remember. I don't think you need to worry about a pedal board until you're at the point where you give a shit about your sound. Lotta time between then and now to figure it out.
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    Nostalgic Video Game Music

    So does Erock Zelda He's got a ton of other shit in his channel. Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Mega Man, Sonic, etc. Great shit.
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    Murders and Shootings

    Why, that doesn't look 19 to you?
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    Gun control

    No discussion needs to be had. Criminals don't give a shit whether guns are illegal. Therefore the entire "gun control" topic is moot. Feel free to make a new thread on the socio-economic problems that are probably more responsible for this kinda shit, however.
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    Murders and Shootings

    Okay, what ideas you got, Boots? What are you gonna do? You can't put armed guards in schools. You can't turn the country into a police state. You can't remove the guns from the world. So what do we do? Maybe help people work through the fucking bullshit in their head? Hey, worth a...
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    Murders and Shootings

    You're right, who the fuck wants to pay an extra $20 in taxes to not have their kids slaughtered in fucking school? Shut the fuck up, retard.
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    Remakes: What would you like to see?

    I was thinking the other day about loading up Doom II again, because a lot of those levels were pretty fucking awesome, but the shitty graphics dissuaded me. How awesome would it be to have all the old shooters redone with new graphics? Wolfenstein, Doom, Duke Nukem, etc. No new mechanics, no...
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    Go ..l.. yourself. I'm out.

    You'll still be Camerous. You can take the goblin cock off the man, but you can't take the man out of the goblin cock. Or something like that, I didn't do well in philosophy.
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    Great Music Videos Thread

    Thread is incomplete without the greatest video of all time.
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    Homeowners

    Well, it was similar in '09. My mortgage guy basically said that it was because they want to make sure that you have the money, not that you owe someone else for your down payment, and then have a mortgage on top of that. Which is pretty reasonable, I guess. What large checks do you...
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    Rules of Rerolled, first draft edition

    I said my piece. And I'm apparently the only one who gets negged by the faggots for it. Now we've got a whole thread of people who agree with me. I guess I'm not such a minority afterall, huh? Thanks for doing it in screenshots, way more traffic here than in comments/suggestions, and way...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Eh, UG is pretty hit and miss. A lot of the tabs aren't even in the same ballpark for tuning, let alone note accuracy. Songsterr is pretty decent, but it's kind of a popularity contest. Obscure stuff will get missed. My buddy told me once "The best tab is no tab at all," and I think...
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    Have you cheated?

    Is it cheating if your partner knows about it?
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    Homeowners

    As far as I'm concerned, the only good thing about is that it's a significant amount of area I don't have to mow, but it makes the wife happy and I guess that's an important thing. The promised pool parties with her hot friends have yet to materialize. It may change after that. I did have...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    To hell with you guys for not having opinions in a timely manner! I went Kahler after doing way more reading than anyone should ever have to do on bridges yesterday.
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    Homeowners

    Yeah, it's a complete pain in the ass. If you're doing it yourself, it's a couple hours skimming and vacuuming every week, plus a non insignificant amount of money for chemicals every few days. If it's in ground, skimmers can get fucked up in a hurry (one of ours doesn't work, and the other...
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    Parent Thread

    To expand on my previous post -- all teenagers are exactly the same. My wife gets so irritated with the 11 year old for not brushing her hair, mismatched socks, not doing her chores, not doing her homework, etc. And then she goes to girl scouts and feels a lot better about life when she sees...
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    Far Cry III

    My problem is that I have all the skills I'm allowed to get, i have to "complete more missions" to unlock anything else. Buddy said he had the same problem, and had 15 skill points stored up with nothing to spend them on. How is this good design? Looting things sucks, and I don't like the...
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    Homeowners

    I hate it, wife loves it. What do you want to know?
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    Parent Thread

    Summed up in one sentence, same one I used on MN... Halp, my teenager is being a teenager.
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    What do you do?

    You're in Canada, doesn't count. In America? Are you fucking kidding me? The war on unions? The shrinking of the middle class? The largest stockpiles of corporate cash in history while the average household income goes down? It's quite obvious that if you don't know someone who knows...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Yeah, this is a bad direction to go. Millie pulled that shit too, and that's not what we want to go down. There's no reason to delete/edit out posts. If a warning is insufficient, they can spend some time in the shaw.
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    What do you do?

    And yet, here we are, with the vast majority of this thread being people bragging about their 6 figure a year job. I know what a lot of people on this board do for a living because I've been around a long time, and you pick up bits and pieces of the community as things go along, but you're not...
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    The Walking Dead

    Lets just kill off Dexter, his story arc is done, right? I mean, Rita's dead, so it's cool to take the show in an awesome new direction with Batista's new awesome restaurant right? I don't know why you guys think that just because the lead character in GoT dies that other shows are going to...
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    What do you do?

    Well, you also gotta understand that people aren't exactly lining up to brag about their $12 an hour job on the internet too. It's always going to slant towards the higher incomes in these kinds of threads.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I'm not sure fat has as much to do with it as genetics. Just big babies in my family, both sides. Daughter was 10lbs 1 oz when she was born, less than 20lbs at 1 year. Whole family is pretty large babies, but overall fairly slim builds. Don't think they correlate too much.
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    Soda Stream

    Sub 13 month shelf life on it. The classic variety will probably be fine after that, but the artificial sweeteners in the diet will break down long before that and leave it pretty bitter. Public service announcement for the diet readers.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    My kids were 9 and 10lbs and newborn diapers didn't fit either of them. They both started in 1's.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Next topic -- My wife (bless her heart) keeps pushing me to buy new gear. I loves having a sugar momma. As I already have 2 fixed bridge guitars, my obvious next step is to get one with a proper trem system to have around. I have absolutely no inclination or desire to be Steve Vai, but it...
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    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    Rav's here.
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    Do you have health insurance?

    When you're young, you can get away with taking the risk. You're not gonna recoup $2400 a year in insurance premiums when you're 18-30 probably. If you've got your appendix out already, I'd say that's a very safe bet. ER still has to treat you regardless, so if anything serious happens...
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    The Walking Dead

    When you get on the internet and attack complete strangers is it because an Asian hooker shit meow mix on your sheets again? Fuck you too. The show is about Rick fucking Grimes. That's why Shane's dead. That's why the Governor is gonna die. You're fucking retarded if you think otherwise.
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    The Walking Dead

    Hey funny, same thing I think about you. What a coincidence. Lets just kill all the characters because you're personally annoyed, eh? Lets just follow zombies around all day, watching them chase down cattle or something. Now that would be compelling TV, right?
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    Desktop Computers

    I don't know if you can say it's the best bang for the buck unless you're running something stupid like several monitors or a retarded huge display. The GTX 460 is under $90 and runs FC3 on Ultra at 1920x1080 just fine. I think about upgrading every few months or so, look at the cards, look...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    My Schecter was perfect from what I could tell. So was my Dean. But there were a lot of complaints on that Rondo website about imperfections in the build quality, which is the only thing I can say about it. I don't know a fucking thing about Agile or what kind of products they make or...
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    The Walking Dead

    I was getting to the point on previous boards where I thought you were approaching Asstr0 levels of stupid, and I'm starting to think I might be right. The fucking series is about Rick Grimes. He's the main fucking character. It's about him waking up after the goddamned zombie apocalypse...
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    The Walking Dead

    The entire show is about Rick. Jesus.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, and these are myballs, man.