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Cathan - Seriously, seek help.

Fyi, neither of my daughters ever wore newborn diapers. I dunno what's going on with the 5lb tiny fucking babies in the hospital, but it was real easy to walk past the nursery and see which one mine was.

The fucked up part is the day you realize they DID grow up. My oldest just kinda snuck up on me. She was always my little girl, and then one day I just kinda looked at her and it was gone. Voice changed, the look changed, everything. She went from knee high and holding one finger while we...

It honestly only ends when you run outta money. There's always shit that needs to be done. Fixtures you don't like, appliances you want to replace, plumbing/wiring that need to be corrected, etc. And then when you're done with that, you just start adding the stuff you wish you had but had to...

I've posted the same ones a few times now, so I'll dig a bit deeper here. From day 1 puppy to dog mom.

Well, from the reviews on that Agile website Tenks listed before, the feeling I got from it is that they're decent guitars for people who aren't up to spending $$ for an instrument, but they're not top quality by any stretch of the imagination. A lot of complaints about unfinished frets, rough...

Well, first kid is different. You're gonna kinda need to see how your wife handles it, and how she handled the delivery. If she had a rough childbirth and there were complications and shit, take the 8 weeks off to get her back up to speed. If she's having a rough time transitioning to being a...

This. It was a pretty decent game, but the minute it was done it left my hard drive, and that's not a quality that should be in any game of the year.

Jam Play is well worth the $100 a year (if you get it at the year end sale, which is coming up here). There's tons of instructors on there, and will teach you everything from the bare bones basics to the ins and outs in a 3 hour breakdown of shit like Hangar 18. Pretty happy with it. Plus...

My guild was sure as shit not like that. Any male who played a female toon was taunted mercilessly until he rerolled. Our wives and GF's were the only ones allowed to play female characters.

First kid, the placenta broke off, not all of it came out. That was 11 years ago and I'm still trying to get the image of the doctor up to his goddamned elbow in my wife outta my head.

Alright, to you guys that are saying congratulations for "manning up," we've gotta set the fucking record clear here. He, in no fucking way, manned up. He hasn't done shit. Manning up would be coming here and saying it himself, or going back to FOH and saying it himself. Having Adam post...

Yeah, this is pretty simple. No one gives a shit if you were a Millie 2.0. You take your lumps, you get ribbed for awhile, and you move on. Shitting all over all of us and making us go back and listen to Tyen and Trex and now that shithead Requiem with their "LOL HOOFSHOTS 2.0" bullshit is...

Yeah, I guess I don"t get that point, since it wasn"t the original point of them, unless I"m missing something and Millie was (in addition to being a fucked up dude) also the worst connoisseur of media possible. Just drop the name altogether, imo.

I think you need a lot more options than what you have there. None of those make any sense at all, and naming anything after Asstr0 is just ridiculous.

Just lemme know where to send the check at this point.

The same Grumpus still posting here?

Not really. It hasn"t been an uber guild for quite some time now, and our fearless leader hasn"t been around in recent memory. They"re just shutting down our game server.

I think you"re fucking confused. Hoofshots was a small group of retards who thought that Emma Watson was the be-all/end-all of life. What you have on your hands here is much different. This isn"t 15 people that don"t like you and Tyen. This is the entire fucking board who"s pissed off that...

Okay, that"s fucking good.

Great, Hoofshots, ho! Make sure Tuco is moderator of new place.

Trolling.

Yeah, that"s why people live there. And also why everything they own is destroyed. Look, there"s a lot of shit that you can live with when you buy a house, there"s a lot of suboptimal things that can be overlooked. But mass flooding, especially in a coastal area where the sea level is...

I was laying in bed (nap time, not sexy time) with mine a couple years after we got married. I rolled over and accidentally elbowed her pretty much square in the eye. I apologized, we laughed, and she said "That"s okay, if anyone at work asks, I"ll just tell them I wasn"t listening again."

Good thing I care about your opinion then, huh?

Don"t listen to these fuckbag 20 somethings who are still playing "the game" with women and have never had an actual relationship. From what you just posted, it"s quite clear you"ve moved on from that into the actual real world where people you met in their 30"s had a life before you showed up...

Oh for fuck"s sake. Are you guys for real? We"ve got Lyrical in here every day bitching about how everyone he hires is a fucking imbecile and you"ve fucking joined him on more than one occasion Eomer, don"t fucking lie. And aside from that there"s mountains of fucking data that shows that if...

That might hurt coming from anyone other than you.

Yeah, happened once, pretty early on in our relationship. She was on top and I was just soaked. No idea how we managed to make it work, and we haven"t been able to reproduce it together since (in the last 10 years). She did however come up to me last year when I got home from work and said...

FYI -- First of all, your electrician friends don"t pull down more than my household income, I guarantee it, and it"s not because of me. I"m leaving it at that because I"m not some prick like Lyrical that needs to come here and brag about it. Second of all, I work labor too, and I don"t look...

You"re retarded. The guy"s not knocking holes in your fucking walls to check on the gauge of wire used in your basement. He"s not pulling up your fucking carpet to see if the floor structure is damaged. He"s checking for leaks under your sink and seeing if your fucking light switches work. Do...

Well, not really. Tim Taylor was incompetent. Most of the people you have actually doing the work around your house (including the people who built it) are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, that"s why they"re doing labor for a living in the first place. It used to be that you had to go...

Alot of that shit is obvious. Code violations should stick out like a sore thumb, since building permits are required for pretty much everything you do on your house. If it"s not done properly, it probably looks like shit. Drainage and grade are hand in hand. Wet basement? Hey, it"s not draining...

Meh, I walked around with my inspector and determined it is 100% bullshit. These guys aren"t gonna find anything that you can"t find with a checklist and an hour or 2. It seriously is as easy as "Turn on water. Hot water come out? Y/N Drain leaking? Y/N Light switch work? Y/N" If you...

You don"t really have a recourse anyway, so it"s not a big deal. You know what you"re buying, and as soon as they hand you the keys, it"s your fucking problem from then on out anyway. What are you gonna do, back out because you need a couple hundred in repairs somewhere? No, of course not. So...

No, YOU"LL be packing the moving van. I don"t envy you. I moved everything in my house myself, 100% except for the bed. Everything else, I hauled down 3 flights of stairs, and into my pickup, and then over to the new house and then either up or downstairs as necessary (split entry). Buy...

No,you"vetaken the viewpoint that you don"t want to discuss politics in business and finance. Other people know they"re related and it"s not easy to discuss one without the other. No one else here cries about it, just you. And I didn"t get infracted for it. I was told to stop hurting your...

I think it"s just a good lesson in Facebook, honestly. Have shit on your facebook that you don"t want the world to see? Have questionable facebook "Friends?" Well, expect the unexpected then.

Truth fucking hurts, doesn"t it? You"re absolutely no better than any of the guys you hire who feel they don"t need to come in to work except when they want to. Go ahead and justify it. Try. I fucking dare you.

Hey, I"m not talking about politics. I"m talking about tax evasion. You"re the one that brought up politics. I think it"s fairly obvious that what you"re doing is unethical at best, and illegal at worst. That doesn"t have fuck all to do with politics, but nice try. And you wonder why...