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I feel like I'm six on Christmas morning and my parents won't let me open presents yet. COME ON.....

I dont follow college football very much, at least until draft season. But if the niners tank, are there any prospects you might want to see as a replacement for Kap?

As a huge fan of Colbert I'm pleased so far. There are certainly weak bits, But go back and watch any of his early Report shows. He has to find the line between keeping his old audience and appealing to the wider variety of people who watch these network shows. He'll find his groove. And he...

Just cut it off and finish the job. Band-aid / duct tape a clove where the old digit was, and in the morning it will have fused into place.

Fuck araysar and his bet avoidance. Can we make this thread about hippos now? Look at this regal beast. He has pride, but doesnt boast. We can all learn something.

Diazapane, how long until you reveal the truth?

Good info. I didnt know that.

We all know that clove suppositories are the most effective.

Six players from the previous roster?

Can they not radiocarbon date the bones? Or is it simply a matter of seeing how far into the layers of Earth the remains are, and that Earth being disturbed? edit - apparently radiocarbon is one word. Although Radio Carbon Date might be my new band name.

Fucking retard. Modern medicine is a web of lies. Garluminism is the only path to true health.

It always throws me off when I see someone with mod powers post one of these pics. I have no horse in this game, but can we establish some kind of rule where these images only get used on a beanable offense? Otherwise this shit gets confusing. Or just establish a universal image for beaning...

Drunk again. Also, old fashioneds go well with anything.

Had this question pop into my head at work earlier, and this seems like the most appriate place for it. Pre-shawed, if you will. Tanoomba, if I self identify as someone who thinks you're wrong, what happens? Is that like dividing by zero?

I feel for you. It must be hard to pine for the days of the Rex Grossman era.

Can we get someone to change his name to Zombie Adam12 until he WizardMeths himself back from the afterscape?

I think Tre Jackson was gonna be the right guard starter regardless. But it'll be interesting to see if they go with Andrews at center and wendell at left guard, or if they go with Wendell at center and run both mason and jackson at guards. 2 rookies on the starting o-line scares me.

This^

Helluva drug

You would be long sober before they finished powering up.

His running ability will also help them prepare to play against scrambling qbs like wilson or kap.

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Justice

RG3 needs to end up on the rams, for like a sixth round draft pick. #justredskinsthings

Intra Crimean ballistic missile?

Uconn women's basketball team. He identifies as female and goes by Regina now.

Well she needs time on the remaining weekends to head her charity for the relief of young men with awkward boners foundation. A true hero. Edit - this cheerleader also tried to sex up a kid, he was 12

Right, but once he leads the league in picks, at least he'll have the credentials to demand being the highest paid player in the league, #JustEliThings.

I think next season*. This is with zero research. *source: my ass

At least the bullet wasnt intercepted. And hes not costing chicago 17 million dollars. Two reasons he could take over for Cutler.

He should just wait a season, since this is one of those years where they slip into the playoffs, Eli remembers how to play QB, and then they beat the patriots on some amazing/miracle play with 30 seconds left in the super bowl.

Not a problem, he's from Kentucky.

There should be some kind of law that whatever gets removed from a pair of titties immediately goes into another. Also GIS: cleavage

Your move Michael Bay

That guy in the background sure seems to be having a good time!

I'm just waiting for dudes to start jumping on the bandwagon in case there is some massive settlement. "cosby totally raped me too"!

I think one of the prevalent moon creation theories is from an ancient mega impact, with a mars sized planet "thea". If the moon was molten for a few million years that makes more sense.

So the cowboys?

All my pats homerism aside. Luck is amazingly talented, this might his/colts year.