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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Hey, lets be fair. The colts are awesome. They just need to solve their problem of having the patriots run for 200 yards and beat them by 20 points every game. But I'm told that 8% ball inflation is worth 35-50 points per game. Thats why the patriots got blown out in the super bowl, when...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So they had nothing indicating brady knew. And were basically going fishing in his personal phone? And when he made records available so they could pursue anyone he spoke with, the nfl said "nah".
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They had jastremskis phone though. That's where the deflator texts came from. Which means they already had access to the content of those texts between him and brady.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Am I allowed to think that basically everyone involved in this on every side fucked up? And that every fan commenting on this is going over the top, be it calling brady a saint or some Machiavellian super villain... or does that make me a Boston homer?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Can someone Photoshop Clint Eastwood in next to that empty chair?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Have we introduced lumie to diazapene yet?
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    First World Problems

    I'm from Maine, and wooden boats have fuck all to do with this state. The bottom 10% of the state geographically has like 90% of the people, and is basically like anywhere else in new england. The rest of the state, outside of tourist destinations, is our own special brand of Appalachia...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So it was "more likely than not"?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Look at the shadows on the trees... That side of the pool is dark because of shadows, and the pool is empty. He is offering himself to the swiss family robinson, and his child bride, on the rope-bridge, is reveling in the glory of his sacrifice to those darkest of gods.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Resolution too sharp, would not bang.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Thank god he didnt run into a football, and take some air out of it. No victims.
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    George Zimmer is BACK IN BUSINESS.

    FTFY
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I have this same problem everytime I measure which one of my nuts hangs lower.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Used to be a famous athlete. The entire rest of your family gets famous for no reason. Underlying competitive spirit makes you find some way to compete for equal attention? armchair psych.
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    Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl) releases sex tape as art project

    Unless youre taking it butthole first, im fairly sure its always consensual.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    49ers are playing the long move. If you remove the entire rest of the team, Kaep will have to learn how to throw.
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    THE Drunk Thread

    This forum has ruined me. Everytime I see a pic of Hilldog in the politics thread, I always assume theres going to be a spoiler following it.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Fair enough. Lets move on.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Cowboys need to find a way to get AP to complete the perfect offseason. Hardy, Gregory, Collins, Peterson.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We talkin 'bout Patrice?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Guilty until proven innocent. Fuck the 5th.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    This report seems like appeasement to the other 31 NFL teams. This story blew way out of hand when it happened, and the NFL can't say "nothing to see here". So you literally have a report that says, no concrete evidence found that the organization coach or Brady was involved, but they totally...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If the bears had a problem last year, it was definitely lack of receiver talent.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Playing for a team that drafted second overall.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    This. The moon is just much more massive compared to pluto than most "planets" moons. So they both orbit a point in space. Technically this is true for all celestial bodies (its the same way we detect exoplanets), but the similarities in mass are just much more pronounced with Pluto and its...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They picked Locker way higher than expected fairly recently. Is this the same GM?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If you have a fetish for that lady fingering tiny versions of black people, then sure. It's probably awesome.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Some lady on nfl.com wearing fingerless, black leather gloves...and using the touchscreen....wtf.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Do G.I. Jane, or V for Vendetta replays count?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    NFL.com streaming this for free?
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    Science Ethics and Racism in Drug Enforcement Thread

    Cad aside. I typically find myself agreeing with Hodj. But, if you are on the other side an argument from Lithose, god be with you.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It is amazing he hasnt gotten himself in more trouble with Belichick given his obvious lack of an inner monologue.
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    would you bang this?

    Wherever her knees are, I bet they are sharp and bony as fuck. 0/10
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So your point is that this is an issue because the Patriots are good?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Did we all get bored enough again to have this be a story? The truth is that regardless of which party is guilty the penalty wont be severe. Because you would have one fanbase flipping out. This isnt spygate, where only one team can be guilty. Coming down hard on the colts, regardless if...
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    BOSTON marathon bombing verdict

    Firing squad. And tell all the gunmen to target his dick.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They should have charged 20 mil for it, and then just chucked it randomly into the crowd.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    And in ZERO of those other instances were the regulations passed with the specific intention of shuttering businesses due to non-meetable guidelines.