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I dont care if it's made up or not. It's not the kind of thing you put in a fucking autobiography. It's the kind of thing a therapist says to you on a couch..."Well, as it turns out you arent an incestual rapist, sometimes young children dont understand those things".

I have the three weirdest boners right now....

Manning and Brady might both play into their early 40s. Brady, at this point seems to have more arm strength left than Manning, but Manning still has incredible touch on his passes, even if he cant toss 50 yard ropes anymore. But the truth is that neither of these guys have ever been the...

This. It's not a good sign when I long for the days of the in-depth discussions on the Hall-of-Fame status of the cowboys practice squad.

Baltimore is currently in last place in their division, with a plus-80 score differential...

I have no idea if I'm understanding your "crapper thought" correctly, but it sounds like you are picturing "light" as a flashlight. I.E the "beam" is only pointed in one direction. Which only makes sense if you are talking about visible light and the effect of shadows. There are plenty of...

Archer 40s at Jordan levels, so that's understandable.

Jimmy Graham, weeks 3-6 of last season; 33 receptions, 548 yards, 5 TDs. That being said, TEs also have to block. And if he stays healthy Gronk is a much better blocker than any of those other guys.

I hope people dont consider this shit indicative of all Pats fans. Some of us just think Gronk is fun to watch and hope he stays healthy.

Cowboys are destined for 8-8...

Looks like its gonna be upper 30s at Gillette, with rain/snow mix and lots of wind. All of that is advantage Brady.

Seems pretty obvious that big Ben's performance should be above #7. But at least his quarterback raping is still league best!

Someone paid Mark Sanchez.

Skip to 4:30ish for the action

Does anyone have the "Emo dolphin" pic saved from a few years ago?

Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, Revolution

Tom Brady is mobile as fuck.

This snap is gonna happen eventually.

I think its FAR more likely that the "campus republican" mas more fucked up than she was. And probably has much darker memories of it than she does.

I expect Russia will conduct "training drills" in the area shortly.

Why dont you volunteer for 24 hours and ask for donations for that? If anyone cares I'll be masturbating for 24 hours on that same date, please send donations. Wont someone think of the kids! (and my weathered dick) That being said, this seems better than nothing. Hope it is successful.

So this is an actual "Chin" pout?

Patriots remind me of the Saints this year, in that they inexplicably suck... <--Pats Fan. Lived in Maine 27 years, fuck off

Julian Edelman... Making drunk white guys everywhere pretty sure they could do that shit too.

So I'm assuming this is where Dallas has a Romaculous comeback, only to lose on a pick-6 while time expires?

Let the reign of KC1 commence

Stadium isnt done yet. Theyre playing at a college stadium I think.

Cousins with a perfect rating so far.

RG3 to the raiders next year for a first and a third. Dan Snyder buys the Raiders just to stay with him, and changes the name to the Blackskins.

Pats are fucking awful.

"Oh, they used lube...how thoughtful!"

Saw that article. It also mentioned a Floridian woman named Crystal Metheny......which is fucking amazing.

^Cathan?

LOL special teams

Am I doing it right?

Would have been awesome if two refs had called that int/drop differently.

So any predictions on which team ends up being the "lifelong fan" bandwagon team this year? (Chiefs last year IIRC).

Or that the cowboys qualify their team based on how shitty their division is around them. 9-7 and 3rd? Garbage year. 8-8 and playoffs, super bowl contender! edit - grammar

Sometime next year we should see a three game suspension on Hernandez then.