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"Fertilize all the eggs of mine you have in storage and implant them in to suitable women."

"My large gamete cells are alive and processing them in to stem cells is harm."

"Hello. Take me to the lab with all of my cells in it. Are these all of them? Great. Leave the room please."

The only part of American Psycho (the book) that I can remember is Bono is the anti-christ. I thought it was really fucking funny at the time and still do.

I remember people uploading videos of themselves defacing cards that featured art by Terese Nielson. "I needed to buy Force of Will for this event, these were the cheapest ones, let me record a video of myself taking a black market to the art." I couldn't make sense of it at all at the time...

I just saved a picture of a cover of that book to my "remember this book exists when you go look for something to read" file earlier today. Freaky.

I've watched and enjoyed media where I could in no way identify with the characters. Bojack Horseman comes to mind. Carol's "the whole planet is starving imma go on permanent vacation with my GF" is some of the absolute most "I can't get inside this person's head even a little" that I have...

While you're working on tackling the underlying problem and all the work that entails I'd still like to take a couple of aspirin. Metaphorically.

I'm not asking for a lot here. I just want to be able to count on a weapon upgrade from a quest every ten levels or so so the league start is smoother.

A couple quests along the way really should have "pick a well-rolled weapon it's good we promise" as a reward.

I shall give this response the same amount of effort given that teaser

He's commonly in the top three for PoE2 streamers so make that money I guess.

For anyone who hasn't had the opportunity to play under this mechanic it's great. It might look small but it's not.

It checks a very important box too - it's something that Daybreak could actually do with a whole lot of the work already being in place

Story checks out. What are your feelings on seven year old audio binds from Coirnav? I can explain what happened. You rolled on something he that he thought your class shouldn't be rolling on at all or would be better on someone else. Your failure to read his mind on the immediate group...

Hazing as some internal corrective training can have some value. Sure. The first time I ever got punched in the face I 100% had it coming and I'm pretty lucky I didn't a whole lot more than that. On the other end of the spectrum you get closeted psychopaths engaged in aggravated sexual assault...

Make friends. Borrow their cards.

He was good in everything I ever saw him in.

Play as in re-enter the competitive scene? Begin investing in sealed product and the reserved list? Terrible ideas. If you just want to play some cards at the local game store the bar's pretty low. If you don't give a shit about the social aspect and just want to play the game than Magic Arena...

"Stop (time) and smell the roses"

If it's going to kill the open world make sure to vote in some Legacy characters so you can do multiple instance nights.

Was it Sleeper/Combine that tracked progress? People liked that. Add a scavenger hunt mechanic where by points are awarded to each guild based on a variety of tasks. First rare hunter achievement for each zone, first raid kills, first epics, first quest armor set completions, all kinds of shit...

I'm taking one last character through the campaign and those fucking breach forts are just obnoxious. They get in the way while making everything ugly. I'm positive that some of this league's bad retention are due to how much worse it is to take a quick trip through the campaign versus last league.

What I love about Orson Welles here being a curmudgeon is that this clip is from 1982. He was already sick of homages in the 80s.

It appears to be a series of tasteful shots with minimal dialogue with most of the screen time spent on a grumpy lesbian.

The game looks good and it's still pretty new while also having a free weekend and not costing all that much even outside that window. It brought in a lot of normies is what I'm saying. I just wish I could select classes and skills with a reasonable amount of confidence that the campaign wasn't...

Are they really following player patterns when it appears to be a hard rule that players are allotted 36 weeks in vanilla through Luclin and sixteen in PoP/LDoN setting things up for a fresh TLP when May rolls around? They're not even trying to get people to hang around for the later expansions...

If all of this is etched in stone than I don't consider starting later than vanilla to be a feature. I like all the early expansions just fine but eighteen weeks of Velious to eighteen weeks of Luclin is too much of both of them. I'd absolutely rather spend at least a slice of that time in...

And then what, 16 weeks of PoP to get us to 52? I would like more information as to the nature of these handcuffs.

I get that the results are tied to the options presented but who the fuck wants to do ToV and AoW from the end of May in to October? Finish that up and it's 18 months of Luclin? Do their internals tell them that every TLP must be right around Gates of Discord the following May to encourage...

With Path of Exile 2 starting a new league last week I started listening to the audiobook again. There's two different recordings and I found a higher quality version of the older one that would have been on cassette. I've listened to both before and prefer the older but the quality on the...

I'm caught up. I conclude each episode feeling puzzled.

I liked it more than IT Chapter 2.

WoW style personal loot where you check a box for the kind of shit you want and sometimes you get it would be good fun in EQ and by fun I mean infinite drama. Which would also be fun. Something that occurred to me when I was thinking about free trade Velious start was how much the boxer/RMT...

It's early and I didn't look at all of them but most of the results thus far are reasonable. People want a Velious start with free trade and no item requirements with faster unlocks post Planes of Power. If we're just reheating leftovers you could do a lot worse.

There, we did it. Campaign complete, did a tier one map, we out. Didn't get this far in 0.2 or 0.3 I'm still willing to keep showing up for a fresh league and checking out the new content and I had a much better experience this time than before but it remains a game that just isn't for me.