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  1. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah the flawless Mary Sue nature of these new Kk characters is what bugs me the most. Even Lucas knew to put a little bit of grey on his guys, at least until the prequels.
  2. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    That's impressive. I don't think I would want to torture myself that much to do this, but I respect the skill it took. Four Kings must have been ridiculous.
  3. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    My two big takeaways from this are apparently on ship is now the millennial Falcon since having feminism bot installed into it and second people need to stop giving Emilia Clarke any acting work until she has her tits out again or gets cornholed by Momoa another time. It's an average movie with...
  4. Phazael

    Best 80's Action Movie and Why it's probably Die Hard

    Aliens > Lethal Weapon 2 > Predator > Die Hard > Escape From New York > all else
  5. Phazael

    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    Finally caught this. Movie was rock solid, probably better than IW for me. And you guys are bitching about the long death scene and forgetting he set that up by bitching about the same shit happening in Logan at the start of the movie. I actually did not mind photo negative Domino and the...
  6. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I would bet money that Kennedy wants to make a Mara character just to shit on fans a bunch more, since she is one of the main quashers of the EU stuff. Normal people react to criticism by taking a new approach or refining things. But KK and her SJW band are going to double down, of course. If...
  7. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Deflecting blame is how a lot of shitty people in entertainment keep themselves employed. Thing is, the Mouse does not fuck around when it comes to the bottom line. It will kill even profitable things if they are underperforming. Kenedy might be unfireable, though. She can and will cause a...
  8. Phazael

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    If they ever do something on this level again (debatable if the actors will even stick around long enough in many cases) it would have to be an interesting villain that you can story tell well for (or team). Galactus is a classic, but stories around him simply would not translate well to film...
  9. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Consider the parties involved.
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either way, its time to bail Voyce. Its good you see the red flags for what they are. Now act on that knowledge. PS- Khane, you have been on fire lately.
  11. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Well (and for once this is not a dig on you), those west coast millennial women seem to be full of self esteem issues that a quick witted sociopath can take full advantage of. If you are willing to risk the herp and the crazy, its shockingly easy to dip your dick in millennials on the west...
  12. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I still want to know how Browserman sweet talked the geologist tranny into coming back to his pad with a sink full of dishes and two kids around. Tyen is either black below the waste (including his wallet) or is one hell of a salesman.
  13. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    So you failed to set boundries with Donkey, despite knowing how batshit she is, and decided to try and slip the D to the newer improved model while still living under the same roof? Yeah, that was going to go well..... I mean, yeah she was probably taking it in the pooper while out of the...
  14. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    I recently did a double play of DS3, to get pumped for this remake. I never thought I would fight something more annoying than the two snow cats at the end of DS2, but holy fuck Darkeater Midir just completely escapes me on how to beat that fight. And this after soloing just about every boss...
  15. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Strong contender for post of the year, right here.
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ... a little more Hodj and a little less Keg please... at least in this part of the forum.
  17. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Were you broken up at that point or still pretending to be a couple? The fact that you did not bang Tucan Sam 2.0 and are still getting shit on over it is sad and hilarious. If you are going to eat a shit sandwich for dipping your wick you should at least seal the deal on it. Obviously Donkey...
  18. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    @fred sanford Your opinion has been noted. But these two shit on this community so hard that this sort of public flogging is basically justice. It sucks for the kids, but they had no chance in the first place. We sat through years of these sociopaths taking a dump on everything, I think we...
  19. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Yeah I was just going to say isn't this like the 3rd time noodle quit? Kind of a bummer cuz now we have to find another slightly to the left mod who's not completely fucking insane which is basically impossible. Someone asked a while back what a townie is it's basically an old term for a...
  20. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Not at all shocked
  21. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    My actual point if you weren't rushing so fast to pick up your sword and defend the lady was that people who are completely waste of humanity should not be allowed to breed in the first fucking place. You should be intimately familiar with this concept on many levels just from reading your posts...
  22. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I noticed you didn't say I was wrong about any of this. That's okay running theme of this bored lately is that the truth sucks. Factors you can't save everyone in the best way to prevent other people from following this path is to point out the Folly involved. I'm sorry you gave up on Humanity...
  23. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    @Lendarios If she had any other value as a person, maybe.
  24. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    One last post here, before I get back to work: Trex banging some old dude for buckaroos is not even mock worthy in her case. Its just par for the course for some hook beaked millennial self absorbed townie from Portland, frankly. That's just her punching a time clock, in the scheme of things...
  25. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    On the one hand, Tyen is the kind of guy that this might not occur to (e.g. a self centered sociopath), but on the other Trex is so batshit that it likely would not matter even if he actually tried. Exhibit A: Browserman being sexually assaulted by the Drunken Donkey video posted earlier.
  26. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    This is just you subconsciously trying to correct a couple of grievous sins being committed against the gene pool. Or maybe a nutty drama (and apparently literal) whore should not crank out kids and add hormone imbalance to the list of things making you crazy. I am genuinely curious if you...
  27. Phazael

    'Superman' star Margot Kidder dead at 69

    One of a long series of 80s brunette stars who went completely batshit for some reason. Still, sad to see her pass.
  28. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Blame Keg and Scratch. Everyone is tightening up their assholes out of fear of losing this place, not realizing that doing so in effect fulfills that fear.
  29. Phazael

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Put me in the skeptical but buying it for now camp. On the one hand, these two are unrepentant trollers who have nothing better to do with their time. On the other hand, they are both such townie pieces of shit that it is completely believable. If this is fake, they are probably laughing...
  30. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Still does not explain what happened to her ass. Cpt Marvel should not have a more manly ass than Spider-Man.
  31. Phazael

    Westworld

    Are their any tits on this show yet?
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am kind of like you (german upbringing) in the one and done category, plus I cannot imagine a better fit for me than my wife (who is also my best friend). I am a fat bastard and no lawyer, so fishing for gold diggers is not an option, but I have to think that it is unfulfilling unless getting...
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah if that's the case, then she was probably not comfortable enough to have him pop in. She still over-reacted in a "my uncle once touched me in my no no place" kind of way and that (combined with sending nudes) is another crazy red flag, but Voyce is probably in the wrong in that scenario...
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No idea how long you have been married, but I am guessing its similar to me. The nature of the game has changed so much in just the last few years and when you are older, finding an available women without tons of baggage is impossible. Even if the nature of the game itself had not changed...
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is probably right, but I do think there is merit to the argument that Cad has it so well that he does not have a reasonable grasp of the current state of dating. I have friends playing the field and it is fucking terrifying. The internet ramped up the easy hookup options over...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you over-reacted, but she set off some odd red flags there so you are likely better off. I get not wanting to admit fault, but a simple "I am sorry I didn't communicate more clearly about this." might have worked better to salvage your pride and calm her down. But it sure seems like...
  37. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    I actually like the actor that they picked to play Han, having seen him in other things (Hail Caesar in particular) where he was good. But he definitely is miscast in this role. I am not sold on the Lando choice, either, but I stuggle to think of anyone who might be a better fit in that part...
  38. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He needs to contact the bank asap and freeze the account. Then he needs to lawyer up, pronto. The sooner he tags this as fraudulent, the faster he can get answers and the better case he can make when the inevitable happens and she turns up in some other ex-jarheads studio apartment burning...
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. Cad is probably trying to gin up some more business for his industry. Or he has never had to defend himself in the court of public opinion from a psycho woman.