Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

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GuardianX

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You're apparently as bad at English as you are at realizing you're raising someone else's son.

Come on man, don't give him grief for that. It's really hard to tell since Tyreese isn't all that much darker than Tyens complexion.
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Loser Araysar

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Boy this thread really blew up while I was at lunch and taking a nap

tyen tyen you're doing a good job. I'm on Team Tyen
 
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Maul

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Great at med school, but can't clean the fucking dishes.

Actually this is taken right before I left and I think this is the before picture after lil benny burnt everything to the ground. Maybe we can get some arson detectives on this shit.

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What kind of penniless pussy doesn't have a dishwasher. Should have made it 5 apps instead of 4, she might still be with you now if you had provided a 21st century standard of living. Instead you're paying for someone else's nutspawn to be raised, all while providing their hard working mother with second tier liquor? You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, id crawl over glass to give her 5 bucks for an asshole pic, let alone blast a few loads up her for the chance at some more mistreated kids.

I'm totally team Tinsley now. Fuck tyen
 
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pharmakos

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But if you knew anything about BAC and lactation this wouldn't matter to you

did you educate yourself on BAC and lactation so you knew exactly how much drinking you could get away with?
 
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Gavinmad

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What kind of penniless pussy doesn't have a dishwasher. Should have made it 5 apps instead of 4, she might still be with you now if you had provided a 21st century standard of living. Instead you're paying for someone else's nutspawn to be raised, all while providing their hard working mother with second tier liquor? You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, id crawl over glass to give her 5 bucks for an asshole pic, let alone blast a few loads up her for the chance at some more mistreated kids.

I'm totally team Tinsley now. Fuck tyen

Back off bro, this is my internet damsel in distress.
 
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tyen

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No, it's just showing you care more about winning a popularity contest with a bunch of autists than your own children.

First of all, there is no popularity in this. So you thinking my post is for some kind of acceptance, it is not.

"Caring more about making this thread than my kids" is more of something to say to elicit a rage response. Basically what you said holds no factual reality.
 
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tyen

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What kind of penniless pussy doesn't have a dishwasher. Should have made it 5 apps instead of 4, she might still be with you now if you had provided a 21st century standard of living. Instead you're paying for someone else's nutspawn to be raised, all while providing their hard working mother with second tier liquor? You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, id crawl over glass to give her 5 bucks for an asshole pic, let alone blast a few loads up her for the chance at some more mistreated kids.

I'm totally team Tinsley now. Fuck tyen

There is a dishwasher, it's built into the bottom cabinet. She never used it. Everything you said makes me believe you are confused or shitposting
 
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tyen

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did you educated yourself on BAC and lactation so you knew exactly how much drinking you could get away with?

Actually, she did, for that exact reason. I remember her bergering about it on google.

You hit the nail on the head.
 
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Gavinmad

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First of all, there is no popularity in this. So you thinking my post is for some kind of acceptance, it is not.

"Caring more about making this thread than my kids" is more of something to say to elicit a rage response. Basically what you said holds no factual reality.

I wonder what your kids are going to think about their spineless attention whore of a father and their alcoholic regular whore of a mother when I email them an archived copy of this thread in ten years.
 
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Maul

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So we are the same because I post a thread for everyone's lulz and to spite her?

Apparently you arent following this thread close enough. Maybe you forgot the part where she passes out drunk and lets the youngest almost burn down the apt?
Your fault for not installing baby gates. She's exhausted from cooking an obviously huge feast for her kids (As shown by the washing up), decides to take a nap but doesn't consider that the shitty father cant take the time to provide a safe environment for the kids. What a shitlord you are.
 
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tyen

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Your fault for not installing baby gates. She's exhausted from cooking an obviously huge feast for her kids (As shown by the washing up), decides to take a nap but doesn't consider that the shitty father cant take the time to provide a safe environment for the kids. What a shitlord you are.

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pharmakos

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Naw. He's just got some emotionless autism thing. He couldn't relate and has ptsd (imo, not diagnosed) from his mom losing her mind.

but you were blaming him for not helping you enough? and now you're saying it's because of HIS mental illnesses?

so he was supposed to be understanding of your mental illness and help more, but you don't have the same requirement of helping him with his?
 
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Maul

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There is a dishwasher, it's built into the bottom cabinet. She never used it. Everything you said makes me believe you are confused or shitposting
Then load the fucking thing instead of taking a selfie with it to use as ammunition against a loving mother you fucking nerd.
 
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Screamfeeder

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I wonder what your kids are going to think about their spineless attention whore of a father and their alcoholic regular whore of a mother when I email them an archived copy of this thread in ten years.
I already called dibs bro. Not cool.
 
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Daezuel

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I want to grab a drink with tyen and trex, livestream it all here. Maybe we get them some sumo suits and let them go wild, though tyen seems a bit fragile going off past history.

Maybe after trex's next AA meeting?
 
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