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Some people here eat ass, licking particles of shit into their mouth. The bar is low. @Foler honestly I tell that story to whoever will hear it

I have a very strong stomach and I'm a weirdo anyways with the things I've looked up and seen (big surprise right?). It was traumatic as fuck but in the "holy fuck my wife is having a kid by herself in my bathroom" way. The nasty shit didn't really phase me. Her parents had to come over before I...

I know a lot about serial killers. There's a bunch of traits and you're right, that's just one of them. It just happens to be a big and common one. Back to fast food I suppose. Burger king weirdo still keeps giving me free food, it's kind of weird... I hope he's not gay

You've been diagnosed with being amod Just kidding, hoping it's nothing major

Well that's certainly serial killer shit

Oh it was too far alright. Afterbirth. Blood. Placenta. POOP.

I can smell my wife's blood. It smells like blood. But only when my dick is going in there, I can't smell it from the outside. I've also cleaned up afterbirth in my own bathroom so I don't usually give a shit

Didn't have Doritos at Walmart rip Got chocolate and peanut butter Twinkies. They suck!

Yeah celeste was great. Glad the commentator hated the stupid orb meme

The I wanna kill.thr kamilla or whatever game before LTTP.was the WORST speedrun I've seen in awhile. Guy died a million times, went over time, and had to load saves at the boss because he kept dying

Oooh gotta get that

Very good one-hit KO LTTP run by xelna. He died only.a handful of times. Dark souls 3 was.pretty.good but I HATE the out of bounds glitches

Yeah. I just mute.people if they're toxic and play it for fun so I don't get TOO worked up

I dunno..I've never not liked it. When I get bored I stop.playing

Is she wearing like a see through suit over her tits?

Played like 6 hours last night. I still love this game for all of it's flaws and people telling me it's dead. Really enjoyed playing as Ashe. Haven't played in months.

I thought they stopped the Metroid races because they wanted "to try something different" and it was too played out EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS DURING THE RACE

Definitely

What are you gay Where's my massage from my wife

Avp on jaguar was pretty awesome. I never beat it

I'd probably complain if I had to watch that piece of shit movie

That orb meme is gayer than waluigi. Fucking ruined celeste

Why in the motherfuck would you get married for sex lendarios? HOW DID THAT WORK OUR FOR YOU?

Whether he's right or wrong, its important to remember frenzied wombat fucked a porn star

I asked her and she said no. She legitimately says it's super intense and dher body can't handle it. I am guessing she's resisting without realizing

I love my wife but I'm a very independent and prefer solitude. I just can't imagine some dudes that go on and on about how they cant imagine not being with their wives and all the other faggy shit people say. There is a problem in me that has been brewing awhile

She knows how to turn me on and does really kinky shit and even let's me live out some fantasies , but she's never like fucked my dick off or anything. I'm definitely the pounder during the act. We use the vibrator and she gets extremely close but says "it's too intense". I feel like she needs a...

There have been benefits sometimes. But not lately. In the end who cares.

My wife is educated, she just never used her degree

I don't recommend marriage to anyone Right now I'm making all the money and doing most of the stuff around the house. Sometimes I put my dick in a pussy

You just ain't fashionable man

I like to call my wife on her bullshit because most of the time she told someone else but thought it was me

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Wife isn't on any meds

So you were dating two women in a 3 month period or how did that work? I understand playing the field when you first meet someone but 3 months is kind of long unless I'm misreading it @Soygen honestly dude at that point if I thought it was me I would pay someone. I do love my wife and it kind...

Never seen that brand but I'm intrigued

Is puwexil running anything or commentating? I'll need to cross those off my list of watching. He sounds like a fucking mongoloid

PJ is one of the speedrunners that is always enjoyable to watch. I'll have to catch a VOD. I picked up.actraiser 2 at a flea market for $1 back in the day and loved it

Tried that. Was alright

We're all just mad that blueglass stopped showing up