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  1. Himeo

    The Writing Thread - Post Shit You've Written (And Criticize What's Posted)

    I've decided to write my first novel. The story is about a prophecy of four warriors of light having to restore four crystals of power before an evil demon takes over the world. Except the evil demon was genre savvy and murdered one of the four warriors of light before the story begins. Now it's...
  2. Himeo

    Weird interview/job offer experiences?

    I was interviewed for a hit job, but was too stupid to realize it at the time. Boy, was my face red when the interviewer committed a double murder and got caught. Probably for the best that I didn't get it.
  3. Himeo

    [Manga] One Piece - Spoilers up to the most recent Chapter.

    No chapter this week and a slower update schedule going forward until Oda has recovered. If Oda dies before he completes One Piece this world will burn.
  4. Himeo

    Fighting Fantasy, Lone Wolf & other "game books" - age & questions

    Sounds like more of a "Choose your own adventure!" type book.
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    Man of Steel

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    Book of the Month - Merged

    Just an update, I still have not found a replacement to run the book club going forward. So unless someone volunteers this will be the last month.
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    Man of Steel

    More like the actual cake mix got fucked up and baked wrong in the oven but it didn't matter because the icing decorations were exactly what the icing fetishists wanted. It looked good, but the core was shallow and tasted like burned toffee. Nevermind that Superman cake flavor is supposted to be...
  8. Himeo

    Man of Steel

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    Any of you in the Philadelphia area that likes Bert Kreischer? #DeathSquad

    THE MACHINE Nowhere near there but this is a fantastic offer. Enjoy the show bro.
  10. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    Nah bro, Christians are jelly. Super Man is Moses. RETCON: Nope, yeah they're right he's jesus now. The whole "give us this guy - and lois lane or else" bit was straight up Jesus.
  11. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    I'd say so. The problems Amazing Spider-Man had weren't nearly as crippling as the ones in Man of Steel. If Amazing Spider-Man had come out 5 years or so from now (with more distance to the Sam Raimi Spider-Man) and they'd tweaked the plot a bit it would have been in the same league as Iron Man...
  12. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    Expect an unneccesarily long cameo by Russell Crowe, a grim-dark emo superman, and boring marathon fight scenes with random loud noises to wake you up. Also,
  13. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    You give Zack Snyder $225,000,000 and a shot at the Super Man franchise you expect him to do something great with it.
  14. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    Or Man of Steel could just be bad. Sin City, 300, Dark Knight, Avengers, V for Vendetta, and Watchmen prove that people can make great super hero movies. Dark Knight and Avengers prove you can make a mass market awesome super hero movie. There's no excuse for this shit, especially from Snyder.
  15. Himeo

    Man of Steel

    Aaaaand I'm done with super hero movies. Dark Knight Returns, Spider-Man, Iron Man 3, and Man of Steel. You've burned me too many times Hollywood. Not even the Dark Knight and Avengers can keep this genre going anymore. If you think Man of Steel was decent go watch All-Star Superman. That...
  16. Himeo

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    Fuck it. Just get this over with Kishi.
  17. Himeo

    The NSA watches you poop.

  18. Himeo

    [Manga] One Piece - Spoilers up to the most recent Chapter.

    I gave you fair warning. Also, might want to spoiler that shit just in case.
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    [Manga] One Piece - Spoilers up to the most recent Chapter.

    One of the marine Admirals is watching the tournament. They introduced him at the beginning of the arc.
  20. Himeo

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    No, no, no. The whole point of this thread is that it apparently does.
  21. Himeo

    Venturebeat: Blizzard delays unannounced MMO until 2016, resets whole project

    Yeah, of course the high school had a nursery. So did the junior high.
  22. Himeo

    Venturebeat: Blizzard delays unannounced MMO until 2016, resets whole project

    I remember waking up early before school just to watch Sailor Moon, Samurai Pizza Cats, and Dragonball Z. Then on my first day of Junior High a new anime came on. When the opening guitar rift played I experienced my first erection. Something I will never forget and to this day, the Pokemon theme...
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    [Manga] One Piece - Spoilers up to the most recent Chapter.

    I found a theory of the ending of One Piece that is so good you will regret reading it. It's so good it might actually be a spoiler. If you still want to know:
  24. Himeo

    Book of the Month - Merged

    Published as 'Wolf of the Plains' in Australia, this is an action-packed story of Temujin-Uge and his making as Ghengis Khan. Conn Iggulden advises that he used an English translation (from Chinese) of 'The Secret History of the Mongols' as his chief source. Mongolia was, and remains, a harsh...
  25. Himeo

    Get Samuel L Jackson to read Furor's 14 day rant. Reddit AMA.

    Fuck off with your bullshit. This is about community pride, Trollface. Or weren't you around back in 2003 when that was going down?
  26. Himeo

    Get Samuel L Jackson to read Furor's 14 day rant. Reddit AMA.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comme..._of_me/ca8owy8 That's the link. Register on reddit and upvote it. Samuel L Jackson will read the highest rated monologue posted by Thursday night.
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    Venturebeat: Blizzard delays unannounced MMO until 2016, resets whole project

    So much hate for Blizzard. I just don't get it. Compared to the shit SoE pulled and the way EA does business, Blizzard is still one of the best companies out there.
  28. Himeo

    Small Story - Yet Enraging (graffiti in egypt)

    Really disgusting behavior by that kid. I wish someone would carve that graffiti into his chest with a knife. I'm sure that will be a good lesson for him. Still doesn't compare to the destruction of the Parthenon, or the French destroying the nose of the Sphinx.
  29. Himeo

    Book of the Month - Merged

    Notice: June is the last month I'm running the Book Club and I'm looking for a replacement. Contact me in a private message if you're interested. We're going to break format this month and bring back all of the third place books from previous month's for June. 1) January: Red Shirts by Jon...
  30. Himeo

    Falling out of love with gaming

    I've found solace with League of Legends. It's faceroll easy to pick up the rules and fills my need for cooperative play, competitive play, neckbeard optimization, and desire to climb ladders and constantly improve at a game. My biggest annoyance is that the community is the worst mixture of...
  31. Himeo

    League Of Legends

    Quote from Diamond about EU team:
  32. Himeo

    League Of Legends

    That's mostly true. EU's biggest issue was they didn't put the effort in to try and win. They were also the only team with a language barrier. It was basically solo que team vs an organized team. And look how close both games were.
  33. Himeo

    Book of the Month - Merged

    Next poll will go up when I get home.
  34. Himeo

    [Manga] One Piece - Spoilers up to the most recent Chapter.

    Official statement from Oda, per Shonen Jump.
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    League Of Legends

    NA top lane lost game 1 and held for game 2. NA mid was a non factor both games. NA bot lane did well. Saint was counter jungled hard first game and threw top lane for Dyrus with that fail gank game 1. Saint is the weakest link. He needs to calm down and play a more confident and patient game...
  36. Himeo

    League Of Legends

    So, even after more than a year of having pro gamers in NA and EU they still got raped. Why are the asian teams so much better and what can NA and EU do to compete?
  37. Himeo

    Weight Loss Thread