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So leave your wife, who doesn't want kids anyway and is sexually incompatible. Get one of these young, fertile chicks who are chomping at the bit to get into your skintight underoos and make a kid with one when you find a good match. I'm 43 with a 2 year old and it's a whole lot easier for me...

Too mild. I'll put American AND muenster, though.

Exactly. Those are better cheese, in general, but I'm always opting for American on my burger. Muenster and Swiss melts nicely, but is way too mild for me on a burger.

Why y'all marrying women who don't fit what you want sexually? Were they dirty-talking nymphos before marriage?

Finally, a game about something I'm good at in real life. Walking.

I just don't understand how anyone cannot enjoy nice, melty American cheese. Call it whatever the fuck you want, but I like it.

Mo' asses, mo' stuffin'.

Get your ass back here, mister. No rage quitting FOH!

Don't worry. I've always got you in the back of my head in this thread!

Things dudes who live with their parents tell themselves. I still see my mom all time time, but living with her is a privilege that I'm glad I no longer have. My dad is dead, but I've never thought, "I just wish I lived in his house longer before we lost him!" Hopefully your stay is as...

Living in your parents basement increases the odds of you having tits by quite a bit.

Yup. For all intents and purposes, they have been a Sony studio for the vast majority of their history.

I wish we could have basements in south Florida. On the bright side, my kids will never be able to return, once I can get them out.

To be fair, that leaves 59 extra minutes in the hour to have sex with someone else.

I was Guess I'll just stay out of this one...

Confirming what we all knew to be true....hodj is a bottom:

I jerked off in my pool.

I mean the armor has perks and once you have the majestic set, opening the 'boxes' from EAZ will sometimes have the armor pieces for different rolls. I don't know if it's worth all that, though. That said, I worked the grinding into doing a bunch of quests and catalyst farming, so it wasn't...

To look cool as shit(that's what I keep telling myself after wasting my weekend doing it).

We grew up with one too, and I really hope I can do it for my daughter before she gets too old. We have a community pool at my townhouse, but nothing beats having your own private one.

Yeah, I'm very casual and just looking for the guild perks basically.

There any forum guilds? I'm on Gilgamesh(does server even matter?).

The triple amputee looking at the quadruple amputee.

Dynamite that bitch.

Finished my Warlock Solstice armor today. I think I need a break from this game for a while.

I got your backs fellas. I'll destroy my family when FOH needs me the most!

This thread makes me stay in love with my wife. It's really quite therapeutic.

You're thinking rationally about it. It's not a principled belief system. It's an indoctrinated/taught bunch of bullshit. I assume she has a friend or online community that is feeding her this shit.

I would make it very clear that I wouldn't put up with that. If that's untenable for her, then it would be a deal breaker. I can deal with a lot of undesirable personality traits, but SJW/post-modernist/3rd wave feminism bullshit would 100% be a deal breaker. Not sure how I could cohabitate with...

I don't care how hot you are. If you genuinely come at me with some patriarchy bullshit, I'm out.

But, if it's the truth, you gotta' do something about it.

Skeezer! Long time, man!

For some strange reason, I just bought the newest expansion and reactivated my account. I have a level 42 Conjurer(never played any of the expansions). I don't remember wtf I was doing at all. Any quick reference guide to help me figure this shit out after years away?

All at once?

She's cheating on you. Get a lawyer and get the ball rolling before she gets the jump on you!

The one I had this week was just as good as any I've had.