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  1. Tuco

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    eating 500 calories a day is pretty hilarious though. These are the fat chick versions of:
  2. Tuco

    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

    picture of me playing AC4 with my pirate hat on:
  3. Tuco

    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

    fucked mouse acceleration (sometimes inverted, sometimes not) and shit FOV. Horray for shitty console ports! I tried with a gamepad and threw the controller out the window when I remembered I couldn't do any major actions while moving the camera. fucking console peasants but there's so many of you.
  4. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    kirkwall was like 1/3rd the size of Baldur's Gate (the city) and half the size of athkatla.
  5. Tuco

    Fallout 4

    It's been a while since I played either game vanilla, how were FONV or FO3 any different gameplay wise?
  6. Tuco

    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

    so now that you guys have played the game how much fun is the fleet minigame? I just watched a video of it and it looks like a really simple pokemon game.
  7. Tuco

    The Video Thread

  8. Tuco

    2013 VGX Awards (Formerly known as the VGAs)

    I never heard of papers, please and just looked it up. I don't get it, you just check passports? It seems boring as hell.
  9. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Itzena tell me what you think of Atelier Ayesha.
  10. Tuco

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yeah it really can't be underestimated how incestuous the relationships between VG reviewers and publishers is. Reviewing sites push for contacts and communication to get inside scoops and in turn they publish hopeful words. Plus if a game is a couple months away the amount of positive attention...
  11. Tuco

    Fallout 4

    NV on release was a great but buggy game, but they've tightened it up a lot. I'd actually rate FO3 as being better because: 1. It was original (if you care). 2. I liked DC much better than New Vegas. (I grew up in Las Vegas and downtown New Vegas was much pretty much a joke. Plus I don't...
  12. Tuco

    The Video Thread

    rescuing jews
  13. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    69% of Canadians think JH tapped: Vote: Did St-Pierre make Hendricks tap out? - Sportsnet.ca
  14. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    some.. wha? Shit, do I look like Itzena?
  15. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Hodj the secret to making a compelling RPG is a focus on casual gameplay, first person view with 55FOV and transexual romance options.
  16. Tuco

    Black Friday 2013

    I don't like shopping in general but that video makes black friday look fun like a physical gameshow. Actually they should have a black Friday gameshow. Set up an obstacle course and just have a thousand people rushing to pay half price on a TV set. Yeah I guarantee you most of those...
  17. Tuco

    2013 VGX Awards (Formerly known as the VGAs)

    Those are some good games, maybe I'm just getting old but I'm only excited about a few of them. It probably doesn't help that some of the games you listed I'm excited about I can't play yet ! (GTAV, AC4).
  18. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Khalid please stop pressing the button on the noise machine.
  19. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Khalid you kidding? Arguing that shit would be like forum christmas for him.
  20. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    hodj you have a right to a point of view. You just don't have a right to tell us about it over and over in as many words as your keyboard can output.
  21. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    I've seen people talk shit about this 70% shit and I don't get it. It was his first 5 round title fight against a guy with great cardio who usually fights strong for five rounds. The only way he'd remain competitive in the 4th and 5th round is if he went ~70% and didn't gas himself. I do think...
  22. Tuco

    2013 VGX Awards (Formerly known as the VGAs)

    Heh, looking at that list makes me feel like 2013 was not a great year for games. I guess one should expect that of a year before new consoles get released.
  23. Tuco

    2013 VGX Awards (Formerly known as the VGAs)

    First, VGX is fucking stupid and someone deserves to be punched in the face for the name change. Second, this shit shouldn't happen till the end of January.
  24. Tuco

    Fallout 4

    Heh, in my most recent FONV playthrough I beat the entire gameworld, all the DLCs and a host of mods. But when it came time for Mr. House to ask me to kill the brotherhood I told him no thanks and left the main quest unresolved. There's something actually intriguing to the idea that you can...
  25. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Yeah even singleplayer games are a lot more fun when they come out and everyone is playing them together. Another reason why I hate staggered releases! fuck you I want to play AC4.
  26. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    fucking loved the mako. But I love sandbox style games and the mako sections were the most sandboxy. A space sim where you fly around with space combat and can land on various planets and take them over with ground forces would be amazing. It'd be like mount and blade in space + freelancer + x3.
  27. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Controls in DA2 are fine. Hodj is just a baddie who needs to get carried but can't in singleplayer games. From the PC side you see games that are watered down to support being playable with a controller. The FPS genre is basically dead to me because the gameplay is so slow compared to quake...
  28. Tuco

    Thor: The Dark World.

    Who is the villian of AV2?
  29. Tuco

    Thor: The Dark World.

    That shit would be great if they could present Thanos as a compelling enough villian. You can't just make Darth Vaders out of thin air.
  30. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    You think he tapped out to that sick underhook GSP had? I saw the tap when it happened but it made no sense because GSP's guillotine wasn't anywhere near threatening. It was almost certainly just a weird hand movement that happened to look like a tap.
  31. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    another thing that's lost on this is that GSP really proved he can take a punch and keep coming. In fact I'd argue that once he started getting hit he switched to a much more aggressive style. He may not have been able to come back from it but that proved he has the heart of a champion in a way...
  32. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    you make a good point. I guess I'm conflating the actual scoring mechanism with it being a champion fight and how bad GSP was hurt. From his own words he doesn't remember huge parts of the fight.
  33. Tuco

    Thor: The Dark World.

    Thor inheriting the odinforce for avengers 2 would make him completely outclass the rest of the avengers even more, right? yup.
  34. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    I still feel pretty good about saying this was the worst decision of all time. Maybe I'd change my mind if I looked at the round to round scoring but the bottom line is that GSP got his ass kicked on Saturday, did very little to Hendricks and kept his title.
  35. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    "That concise and well laid out statement is not my argument, it is a strawman. Here is my argument: *couple pages of regurgitated talking points with no real substance*".
  36. Tuco

    X:Rebirth

    If I made a mod for this it would automatically download and launch X3.
  37. Tuco

    Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition

    No idea, sorry, but I'd guess no. I didn't use these when I built my BG2 installation a year or two ago but from what I just now looked up these are probably the best resources to get everything in order: FAQ for the Megamods. - Mega Mod Help - Spellhold Studios BWP v12 - Mega Mod Help -...
  38. Tuco

    Fallout 4

    I never liked 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' character choices. Surprising bad outcomes from well intentioned decisions are realistic but they are still annoying and make you not care about the world. Maybe it's just the lawful good in me but I like to enter in a world of shit and...
  39. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    DA2 being shitty because Bioware did a shitty job of appealing to a larger demographic doesn't demand that all appeals to a larger demographic are going to result in shitty games. This statement basically refutes your argument so I'm going to declare victory.
  40. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    It's not a complex argument even if you convolute it with too many words. DA2 sucked because they made dumb decisions not because they gave it the CoD treatment.