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  1. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Oh I didn't know you had an option to not have anyone sleep with Morrigan. What kind of moron wouldn't take the pussy and the baby shield. The more I think about it the more I don't give a shit about whatever they're doing for DA3. Just let us play our fucking warden again.
  2. Tuco

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    When I started renting they gave me the option to pay $100 for some kind of deposit insurance that covered up to $500 in deposit fees, or pay the $500 deposit. I haven't moved out yet but I wish I took the $100 deposit insurance because they will easily spend $500 paying people to make the...
  3. Tuco

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    In which circumstances does she not have a warden child?
  4. Tuco

    Breaking Bad

    They're a little ambiguous about it, but Walt either created an entirely new formula or he re-used an old formula. When the DEA started seeing the blue meth they mentioned how they haven't seen that kind of cook in a while. This kind of talk makes me wish they kept the chemistry in the show...
  5. Tuco

    Speech of Kevin Spacey regarding the state of TV

    Nah. Authors have ownership of characters they make much like creators of a new image format have ownership over the protocol of that format.
  6. Tuco

    Best PC RPGS of the last decade

    I feel like that's almost every game.
  7. Tuco

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I think I'm the only person who enjoyed the vehicle handling in 4. All I want is them to fix the camera to the vehicle like it was in GTA3. In VC they made it sway a bunch more and in SA they made it all but required that you move the camera with the vehicle. I think in 4 they kept the same...
  8. Tuco

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Ran the hangar module. It was about what I expected, an alpha game engine with pretty good but overly demanding visuals. They really love film grain and motion blur. Sometimes after seeing motion blur I wonder if you people get all blurry and disoriented when you turn your head, because that...
  9. Tuco

    Best PC RPGS of the last decade

    Hey you can always solo it. Just roll a mage/thief/warrior multi-class and do it all yourself. But yeah, it's one of the best RPGs ever made. It's just kinda dated now.
  10. Tuco

    War with Syria

    Not gonna happen!
  11. Tuco

    Best PC RPGS of the last decade

    I tried to get into PS:T a few times. Also couldn't do it. I think I just replayed BG too many times and am spoiled by modern gaming.
  12. Tuco

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Good recast. Going to be some upset people though.
  13. Tuco

    War with Syria

    1 month avatar bet. US makes no direct military attack (cruise missiles, air raids, artillery, boots on the ground) on Syria in the next week.
  14. Tuco

    War with Syria

    Not yet!
  15. Tuco

    Top 5 All Time Weapons

    Yeah the sprinkler of Nem Ankh is probably #1 in terms of guild assets of any MMO. I would put thunderfury at #2 but I might be forgetting some.
  16. Tuco

    North Korea goes full retard

    I wonder if porn tape in NK is the equivalent to pedophilia in here in terms of the government making up bullshit charges to denigrate someone.
  17. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I'm also on the 'Obama isn't doing shit' pile now that Britain's involvement was voted down. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.
  18. Tuco

    Top 5 All Time Weapons

    WoW's legendary weapons were on par with EQ's epic weapons, imo. Especially the thunderfury which was a huge boon to entire guilds like some of the EQ weapons.
  19. Tuco

    War with Syria

    One of the best reaction images I've seen in a while. Araysar, no!
  20. Tuco

    War with Syria

    They're upstanding citizens until they leave their dad's house to jump me and bash my head against concrete.
  21. Tuco

    War with Syria

    So are you guys saying I could be the hispanic emperor?
  22. Tuco

    War with Syria

    Hmm hmm... West strikes Syria Iran/Russia/China Retaliate the West cocks over Syria and Iran and takes their oil China loses cheap oil and loses its ability to export goods as cheaply US picks up the slack by using hispanic labor Tuco is crowned emporer of the hispanics
  23. Tuco

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    Nah, it's similar though. The running/jumping/gliding is almost identical. The big difference is that in SR4 you have very powerful guns and in prototype you have very powerful melee attacks. You're actually faster in SR4, which is cool. You can run around 100-200mph and you get an ability...
  24. Tuco

    Speech of Kevin Spacey regarding the state of TV

    Took me a full page of the thread before I found out you guys were talking about gifs. Who the fuck capitalizes gif? Anyway, both pronounciations are correct but giff is the more common way to pronounce gif. The creator of a technology has no decision-making in how it's pronounced. Language...
  25. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I agree that there's no upside for the US as a country to engage in Syria. And I hope we don't find out which of us is right in our disagreement.
  26. Tuco

    Worst offenders of "zone rehashing"

    lol if I went outside I'd miss my frenzied ghoul spawn.
  27. Tuco

    War with Syria

    It sounds like you're rightfully annoyed that the US projects its power and have dreamt up some kind of fantasy where enough US soldiers die to enact a type of humility. I think you'll have to keep dreaming because A: Syria probably won't have the SAMs in time to use them, B: It's dubious about...
  28. Tuco

    Top 5 All Time Weapons

    I think most of the EQ epics place pretty highly on people's favorite weapon list. I really wish they'd do more epic quests that required both work from the player and work from a guild to attain.
  29. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I just don't see how this would play out like you think it would. Let's say the US launches a conventional air strike against Syria and a few planes get shot down from these missile systems. Do you expect the US to tuck tail and run away? It's one thing for US soldiers to get killed on the...
  30. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I'd feel confident in betting on the US military's ability to destroy those missile systems if they were present. I don't know what significant assets you expect SAMs to knock out.
  31. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I feel like this fact needs to be said more. It reminds me of the gun control fights that involve assault weapon bans.
  32. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I do agree that people comparing this to the Cuban missile crisis are overreaching.
  33. Tuco

    War with Syria

    I think we all are just frustrated with the establishment pushing for intervention and want someone to argue with. Eomer has a pretty weak standpoint of ambiguity, so it's much more fun to pretend he wants Syria to be the next Iraq, Afghanistan or even Libya.
  34. Tuco

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    You know you're from Michigan if you know that Warren is a worse location designation than 8 mile.
  35. Tuco

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I feel like it'll be hard to enjoy this game that much after playing Saints Row 4. "Ok Player, please drive this car across town and take out this group of 3 people." "HOW ABOUT I JUST JUMP 80 METERS IN THE AIR AND AIR-DASH GLIDE TO THE TARGET THEN LAND IN AN EARTHQUAKE THEN BLAST THE...
  36. Tuco

    Riddick (2013)

    I almost made the same joke.
  37. Tuco

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Tangential: I'll be surprised and amazed if any game ever comes close to replicated the stealther vs scout mechanics of shadowbane.
  38. Tuco

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    gamepad superiority arguments =
  39. Tuco

    Breaking Bad

    spoiler for next episode
  40. Tuco

    Transcendental Meditation

    I've never been able to exercise on a steady basis but the feeling I get when I just complete my runs is 'fuck me fuck me fuck me I'm so tired'. And then I feel like shit for the rest of the day.