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Dude. You can't leave your kids with a vegan day in and day out. They will break out in vaginas all over their bodies. It is known.

Just wrap your head in foil. It's the only way to be safe.

Hey guys. I have had sex. Everyone should know this. It's a very unusual and amazing thing and not something that practically everyone on the planet does on a regular basis. I also ate some food and used the toilet. Alert the media.

Everyone on SFGate is screaming about how Greg Roman sucks because everyone knows that the first preseason game is where the offensive coordinator really shines.

This stuff always turns out to be too good to be true. My money is on it being bullshit.

I think the Bears and Packers are both going to be solid this year. I don't really expect them to win the Superbowl, but I would put them higher than 1%.

Octoberfest is my favorite Sam Adams seasonal. I always try to get at least a six pack of it in the fall although it's hit and miss because the beer selection in my little town is pretty weak.

Fuck off mister sarcasm police.

I have a filter but I have drunk from many many mountain streams and never had an issue. On the other hand, diarrhea when you're 10 miles from the car would be a major bummer.

I have to stop visiting this thread. I don't have time for this much wanking.

Fuck packing lighter. I will choose to eat better vs. packing lighter every time. Also, you can make a lot of shit yourself that is better and cheaper than the super expensive pre-packaged backpacker meals. Check out that freezer bag site I linked. I usually take a lot of instant oatmeal...

Yeah, they catch the fish straight from the ocean! (and then freeze it on the factory ship and send it to your local costco where the taco truck guy buys it several weeks later).

Yeah, both McConaughey (how the fuck did he get famous with a name that is that hard to spell?) and Harrelson would have been considered pretty similar to Vaughn career-wise at some point. In fact, when I told my sister about True Detective she just said "Matthew McConaughey just plays the guy...

I have always enjoyed Fuddruckers. Tasty burger.

Not that I can remember. Even in the Nolan/Singletary sewer period there was never a blacked out game.

Do you mean that women are finally getting penises as well?

My grandfather got those books for a while before he died. I was under the impression that they had a pretty shitty selection and the books weren't read by professionals though. I might look into it anyway, I was just hoping I could do something without getting the government involved.

Out in the sticks it's even more ridiculous. When they hooked up my DirecTV the guy came from 95 miles away. He was scheduled to arrive between 9 AM and noon. He arrived at 3 PM and told me that his first appointment of the day had been in a town 25 miles the other direction so he had driven...

That article is clickbait. His only real complaint came down to the fact that traffic was shitty getting there and there isn't good public transportation which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone being in Santa Clara.

Yeah, can you get shit from audible that way though? I think there are programs to take the DRM off of them, but that is a pretty big hassle. I'm not going to pirate stuff for her. I'm starting to think that a Kindle Fire might be the best option since I assume I can make the text big enough...

I went to white castle once and found it to be completely horrible. I much prefer the microwavable white castle burgers to the ones I got at the actual restaurant which is really saying something. At least the meat in them is brown rather than grey.

Not to make this into the political thread, but this is why I haven't voted for a Republican or Democrat for the last 14 years. Any time you hear about something that might disrupt the status quo, it gets crushed by the dream team of congress and the existing big corporations with the...

This is probably a long shot, but my grandmother is 89 and she can't read anymore. I would like to get her an audible.com subscription but I know an iPod is going to be unusable for her since she is mostly computer illiterate as well as being mostly blind. Anyone ever seen an MP3 player that...

My aunt is Catholic and always posting stuff about birth control on Facebook. She uses the rhythm method though, which to me is a complete loophole. If God is supposed to decide when you have kids I don't really understand how timing your sex to make sure you don't get pregnant is any...

You never see 20 year old hot guys hanging around fucking 70 year old rich ladies. I wonder if they have to close their eyes to do it. Seems like it would break her heart to think her love is only given to a man with hands as cold as ice.

Yeah, I had the same thought.

It's the day before tomorrow.

Yeah, I don't think I need my phone to be a lot thinner and lighter either, but I do want my watch to last a week.

Her nipples look like Ravven's. Is that like an option when you get a boob job where they can make your nipples 3/4" long and permanently erect?

If they tripled cell phone battery life I think it would be officially "good enough". If you could get through 48 hours easily even with heavy use then there's not really any push to improve battery life beyond that. It would be nice of course, but I wouldn't pay extra for it.

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I don't feel like you need to cite scripture when you're talking to God. He knows what the bible says right?

Yeah, I don't think most dudes are generally that into their kids until they start to walk and talk.

I still feel like the story is sort of flailing around and aside from the two brothers and the old rebel guy the characters are just stereotypes. It might be a bit too complicated of a topic for a TV show and would be better as a book. I'm still watching, but I'm not recommending it to anyone...

Anyone remember Hypathia Lee? The only native american porn star. I had a magazine with her in it when I was in 7th or 8th grade so she was pretty formative for me.

At my old company like 2 people a year got fired for porn on work computers. It was really the only thing that you would 100% get fired for yet people still did it. So dumb. Even if your company isn't strict on it, they can still use it as an excuse to fire you if you piss the wrong person...

I always kind of thought that donuts were donuts until once I was in Kansas City and went into some mom and pop donut shop on the way to work and holy fuck were those good donuts. They tasted like they had double the fat of a regular donut which they probably did. I guess Saint Louis is the...

Too bad this show isn't on Showtime. Dexter got 8 seasons even though only like 3 of them were good. Weeds got 8 seasons even though only 1.5 of them were good.

I don't have any real favorites anymore but like 10 years ago I was really into Stephanie Swift. I went and saw her perform at a strip club in San Francisco once when her career was sort of in decline and when they brought her out the guy said "after 10 years in the adult business..." and I was...

Lately my phones have been barely hanging on by the time I'm getting close to my upgrade. The last one I was seriously wondering if it was going to make it. Also, as Vaclav said, they are charging you for a new phone whether you get one or not so you might as well get one.