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"How do you like your eggs?" "Fertilized" She was giddy with excitement. And as for the Trump or Hillary, the answer was obviously #FeelTheBern

Went out with her last night. First question she asked me as soon as we sat at the bar was "Trump or Hillary?". Bold move. Then she made a comment about having a list of questions to ask me, I thought she was joking. Then she pulled out a piece of paper with hand written questions to ask me...

I was planning on going to Copenhagen and Stockholm next summer. Wanna bro out in Japan instead?

Ahh religious school systems. Repressing women into sexual excellence. Who doesn't love a good girl gone bad?

I'm starting to become very fond of Japan

Can't wait for noodle to get a macbook and then immediately come here to bitch that he has to buy all new peripherals because none of his standard PC stuff works with macs.

Murphy is superhuman right now.

I'm not sure what you mean by "return engagement". The harder I make her cum the more likely she is to want to fuck again. It's simple math. Women don't like timid men with no confidence. They love getting their butthole licked.

Wait, some of you guys are timid and shy until you've been dating for a while? I'll lick a butthole and tie a bitch up on the first date!

That or she watched a lot of tentacle porn and it fucked her up even more than Catholic school did.

I think it would be way crazier for her to wait to do all those things until like... the 1 year mark. Surprise! I'm a masochist and exhibitionist! Fooled you!

I like this theory. It's slightly manipulative and super sexy.

DickTrickle has a problem with him betraying her trust by telling us about it on the internet

She's bonkers dude. Enjoy the sex until you get sick of it and then flee to Mexico.

So it's the same thing as JSON/XML except it's a third party tool doing the serializing instead of the native language (which will do it better). How does it handle service/contract faults? This is exactly what I'm talking about. "What if instead of using a standard interface any language can...

Are there any languages that can't serialize objects and expose them as JSON/XML contracts? Way too often I see people touting "cool super useful developing tools" that do absolutely nothing the language I'm working in natively can't already do better.

Korean Coleslaw

I think I've only ever had terrible Kimchi because I like other fermented foods quite a bit but never had a Kimchi that I didn't think was abhorrent.

It's astounding that you believe any of us would actually do that. Do you even know what "tongue in cheek" means?

Way to re-affirm my opinion. I bet you're a ton of fun at parties.

Yea dude, it's a scumbag move posting those pics here like a_skeleton_03 did, we all know this. Asking someone in this thread if their wife would be pissed if she read it? Of course she would. Everyone's wife would be pissed. This is a venting thread, you tell your side of the story to vent and...

I'm going more for "Damn, these bitches is crazy" than "I'm jelly" here. In the true spirit of this thread.

That would have made it way worse. No.

I know what it was about, and I get that it was the story of Agu, but it still felt a little flat at the end.

Great acting, really gritty and disturbing story, Idris Elba. Only problem I have with this movie is it didn't seem to want to tell a complete story. It ends very abruptly and there was very little meaningful character development outside of Agu.

Just more playground to play with

Now I'm even more turned on

Not meeting this chick until tomorrow night but today we had a brief text exchange where we she told me I "better pack an overnight bag" and when disagreeing about bagels said "Is our first fight really going to be over bagels?" I will soldier on for the sake those living vicariously through me.

Immediately followed by "Only one way to find"

Make them do it for you

Is there now? I'd love to hear about how fantasizing about a woman you've seen on a computer screen is different than fantasizing about a woman you've seen in "the wild"

I doubt there's a correlation. Seems to me it's just more of how high your libido is. High libido? You'll watch more porn and think about sex more. Low libido? You'll ignore your wife when she goes to the upstairs bathroom.

All you "Oh no I don't think about wanting to fuck anyone but my wife" turds are full of shit. Unless you're also claiming you never jack off to porn.

You should appreciate profiles like that. She isn't trying to trick and capture her sugar daddy, she's being completely honest that she wants a rich old dude to pay her way through life that she also doesn't have to sleep with. Her poor daughter has no chance in life.

This movie is really intense.

Keep plugging away man, once you get your foot in the door you're set. How long have you been applying to positions?

If they are offering 85k and you counter at 90k is it even worth countering is what I mean. You wanna play "hard ball" over 5k? which is more like 3.5k after taxes in that income bracket.

5k would make it worth it? Doesn't seem like it to me.

She's 27 and either completely insane or just broke up with the ex like last week and has forgotten how to be single. Either way the sex is gonna be fantastic.