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What would you counter with if you had 100% job security and didn't give a shit if this place accepted your counter or not? That's what you counter with.

Never treat bonuses as part of base salary. The company could have a "bad year" and not pay them out at any given time. It's a benefit to consider but don't treat it as a guarantee.

Depends on where you grew up

This is how you save a marriage. That and rape fantasies.

"This is our together bathroom. This is where we brush our teeth and rinse our faces and you can comb my hair and it smells like vanilla and lavender. Downstairs is the poop bathroom. If you ever poop in our together bathroom I'll find someone else to brush my teeth with. And if you shave up...

Bros, just started talking to this tiny little 5'0" social worker who mentioned all of the following in our first conversation completely out of the blue and unprovoked: - "Inheriting" a kitten from her ex in the divorce (she was never married), including why her ex named the cat "Alley" and...

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That's some seriously lazy curry. It takes about 10 minutes tops to clean some chicken thighs and cut up some fresh veggies, and if you're good with a knife plus use kitchen shears to clean the chicken (pro tip) it takes even less time. Cooking the chicken in the curry paste first releases a...

I haven't gone to Sonic even once since they opened stores in CT 3 years ago. It's one of the most expensive fast food places and has some of the worst food of them all.

I don't have any room for gym equipment or else I would. I live in a second floor apartment as well so that's just not going to happen

The act of cheating, the sexual part of it, to me isn't all that abhorring at all. It's understandable that many, maybe even most of us can't be faithfully monogamous forever and remain happy. But when you feel like a relationship has run its course you should at least be honest with the...

That's what I get for defending him.

Because you can't predict when the world will finally be ready for your Vision.

BUT I'M THIRSTY NOW CAD!

I really need to start bringing a water bottle with me. It's so annoying when I step off something for a second to go to the fountain, come back, and someone is unracking my weights.

It is a marker. I do that. Not to hold it while I go to another machine though... just when I grab some water since for whatever reason I never bring a water bottle with me to the gym.

So what's the scoop with this show? Does it suck? How come nobody is talking about it?

There was a season 2? Holy shit they actually greenlit that shit for a season 3... which airs this month. Da Fuq?

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. They just revealed a sweet new defense system. Defense is now called Armor, Dodge is now called Deflection, and Projectile Deflection is now called Dodge. It's pretty groundbreaking.

Trying to censor this thread because you don't like certain opinions is SJW horseshit. And nobody in our ranks should stand for such blue haired faggotry.

Niels is probably the most underrated ADC ever. The guy is supremely talented at positioning and when it comes to late game and dishing out damage while not putting yourself in danger... he's one of the best in the world.

Keg isn't trolling. He's giving his honest opinion. But men on their way to a second divorce can't handle the enlightenment of happy single men in this thread. EDIT: Though I do think only cowardly men who have no fortitude or resolve would make fools of their wives by cheating before...

Pumpkin flavored shit is basically The Matrix in real life. There is no pumpkin. It's butternut squash, because ignorance is bliss.

Yea, send her my way would ya?

And you might get small snake looking worms with your food at Wendy's

Bros, is there a trolling shit test? I smell a troll.

Based on the information I have... The Amazon

Who's better in bed. Amazon or your wife?

I get sleep paralysis about once a month. Shit is fucked up!

I hope you just showed her your raw dick and said "It's finally happened. You've turned into your mother"

"You gotta lick it before I stick it" isn't an old chinese proverb for nothin

Admit it. You've been drunk for the past 15 years.

Her old toothbrush is getting fat and lazy, she's looking to upgrade.

Do both of you really not know how the body works? You can't just shove it in there ASAP with no foreplay whatsoever. It doesn't matter how old she is it's gonna be dry at first and cause chaffing. You married folks are clueless sometimes I tell ya what...

That's like... Plan F man.

Just preparing in case she said "I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it!"

Got a message from the 21 year old this morning saying she went and got the morning after pill yesterday.

Yea I like that approach too "You thought you were the first bad bitch I ever dated?"

Nah, they're used to disappointment. Try dumping a hot broad sometime. It's hell on earth.