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Warrik I highly doubt movie critics are worried about the lack of an old old wooden ship.

Started my campaign Monday, this game is pretty damn sweet.

LOL I had never seen this. I'm fucking cracking up. The giant motherfucker that plays Vader goes to pick up little Palps actor and is like "WHOOPS YOU'RE FUCKING TINY, SHIT!" God, so great. I love you, OT.

People don't think the fantasy world of D&D be like it is, but it do.

What others have said has captured most of the basics. I DM'd a campaign (that's currently on hiatus while people get RL in order, damn people having babies) for two years, and while I had a good basis already, I poked around in a few places for tips. AngryGM was my favorite: http://theangrygm.com/

Everyone knows all you have to do is shout some stupid cringey phrase and your neck is suddenly strong enough. I don't know something like... "NOW THIS IS POD RACING!" I'm just spit-balling here, it could be anything, really.

Space Angela Merkel? Space leftism is a hell of a drug. Who knows.

Damage to brand is a bigger concern than a few hundred million underperformance at BO. From what I can tell, there aren't all that many people clamoring that this was a fantastic or even good SW movie. And most of the ones I've seen are women, who have tunnel-vision on the womynz empowerment...

iooti someone's gotta do it, RIP Chaos

*flips table* Thanks, I can finally get some work done again, shit's been overturned since spronk went back for his third viewing and came back to report.

Token minority when 3/8 of them are black. jlawyeahok.gif

Haha faggots. OT Star Wars can be good accidentally and still be "objectively" good, same as our God-Emperor Trump. Faggots.

Flare, whatever! Either works!

Dude, did you read the rest of the post? This is why I suggest it's a perfect storm situation like EQ/WoW. If Marcia, Kasdan, et. al. hadn't been around, and things hadn't happened pretty much exactly how they had, we'd have had forgettable turds and there would be no Star Wars universe of...

I doubt either of you is good enough with lens glare, you'll be found out in no time.

Note I used the term "agreed-upon 'objective' metrics." The quotes are key. Almost nothing is objective when we're talking about any form of art, but there's a set of metrics that most people critique. In the case of these movies, simply start with the basics like overall story...

How exactly is that unwitting? Most everything is relative, if those things were so fantastic for people, subsequent attempts at the same thing can/will subjectively be considered quite poor relatively. Additionally, in the case of SW specifically, the OT is actually better along most...

"slimmer?" Is that a combination of it having a glimmer of coming within a sliver of 7/10? Simply stunning, French Stewart.

God, I miss the old school music before Lucas fucked it all up with his Special-Ed Editions. Slowly coming to the realization that the OT being fantastic is basically a perfect storm situation like EQ in 99 and WoW in 04. All else since is trash and will always be trash. Feige and his MCU seem...

*flips table*

I mean if it's not fucking robots and Jar-Jar doing slapstick stupid shit, it's seven steps above this nonsense thus far. Maybe I'll just skip to S3 and see if any of that is remotely entertaining.

So I've been attempting to watch Clone Wars on Netflix because many in here said it was fairly solid (and supposedly "more" adult than Rebels), and usually the general temperature on something reflected on FoH mirrors what I'll end up feeling about the movie/show. What the fuck, seriously? I'm...

It's certainly convenient, but it sorta sucks not actually owning the games you buy.

Divinity: OS 2 here

And if I were Ewan at this point, I'd be slowly backing away while smiling and nodding, noping the fuck out.

I think Tony went to school/college though, right? That sorta rules him out as a figure Rick would respect. It's not for smart people. On to the SAWing! -edit- RDJ real life, on the other hand, could probably help provide Rick with sweet drugs. So he might get invited to an off-the-hook Rick...

What's that have to do with my post? I offered an(my) alternative to throwing money at Disney-Lucasfilm for shitting out girl-power legacy-raping turds. The analogue for back then would be... I dunno, watch EP4-6 instead of going to see Ep 2 or 3? I'll give everyone a pass for getting duped by...

Rick hands down. Tony ain't got shit on Rick. Portal to the Blender Dimension --> RIP Stark. Bonus points if he SAWs Stark after a blackout-drunk-diarrhea bender.

Ahahahaha, every time I read Grievous I hear Mike from RLM saying "Grievance." Cracks my shit up. Something about his delivery just gets me. I watched all three of the RLM prequel thingers instead of going to see this shit-pile. I probably came out ahead of most of you poor schmucks. Definitely...

Oh man, I hate sand! It's dry, coarse... and gets everywhere, like you said.

So out of curiosity, what's your beef with Hiddleston's casting, exactly? I think he's pretty widely regarded as a great fit for that role, and at least IMO, has put out pretty fantastic performances across the board thus far as Loki.

Incoming "I'm Dr. Doom, Bitch!" *toots Namor's horn* ?

Huh, the first trailers actually had me almost wanting to see this in the theater, despite my healthy distaste for Disney SW. Then I saw Porgs. Cured! What the fuck, did some idiot see Baby Groot and think they had to have something like that? The scene of him smashing up against the window is...

Double-wrap it, you can't be too sure.

This is getting the same redbox treatment BvS and Suicide Squad got. Wonder Woman was viewed at a theater simply because I was dating someone at the time who wanted to see it. In retrospect, I wouldn't have minded in the slightest waiting until redbox for that one either. Footnote: I didn't...

Confirmed shit movie with shill reviews.

Even at half or lower, fuck all these subscriptions. Everyone wants you giving them money automatically every month. Fuck off. Yet another "sub for a month, consume all available desired content, unsub" situation. Whatever.

My advice: don't see it in 3D, so the decline will continue. It's a trash technology that adds next to nothing and detracts quite a bit, not to mention jacks prices up substantially. The tech won't be truly there until we have hologram/holographic tech, so look forward to Avengers 12 in...

I certainly knew a $4B deal would mean endless Star Wars, who didn't. That said, if they ever reach or even come close to the level of entertainment the MCU is providing, that's when I'll be impressed. Until then... hold on I have to go take a huge piss. Number one.....

Oh I thought it was Sony, my bad. Well the point stands, X-men whatever, the FF stuff w/ cosmic chars and Doom is where it's at for MCU.