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Finished shoveling a foot of snow drift off the driveway so that a bunch of idjits could come complain about the Super Bowl.

Shit, that's a lot of work. I'd pay them $30 to just make Diablo 2 Fullscreen work on modern screen resolutions without making my eyes bleed.

How long until England starts "rescuing" artifacts from Greece again.

Things were so much simpler in the middle ages, when you could just kill everyone the city owed money to once its government got too far in debt.

Start a war that the 60% unemployed youth population can go die in.

Toxic Reply, Reported, Called the Cops.

Yeah, but if the Greeks went Nazi they'd just decide to holocaust the Turks, so the west wouldn't care.

You could talk about feelings and stuff.

We need a triple-down, chicken-fry that hotdog.

Change it to show anyone trying to access that back door Goatse.

Everybody likes 1-2 mana 4/5s with built in card advantage engines.

Well, at least there'll be plenty of water run-off for all those farmers in New York and New Jersey in the spring!

RK2 fo lyfe

Fate Reforged cards shitting it up on camera so far, at SCGLive. Monastery Mentor has been good... 1 out of 3 times so far. Grey Ogre the other two times.

Ladder with Harrison and Blingtron. Embrace the glory that is Blingtron.

Maybe hold onto those Kikis for a month. Twin is likely to be "a thing" again post bans. He's already been printed in Modern Masters/FTV before, so I don't think we're getting another reprint of him soon.

He can't download EQ, that'd take too much time, he's in full-on development mode god damnit.

I think the Vengevine lists are going to be hurt by Golgari Grave Troll unbanning. With Pod and the Delve Brothers gone, there would have been basically no reason to run Graveyard Hate, which would have been great for the Dredgevine decks. But Golgari Grave Troll is a 'scary' card that is now...

It's the Hater White Enchantment Sideboard's time to shine! Rest in Peace, Stony Silence, Suppression Field, Leyline, hoooooo

Modern Ban List Updates: -Birthing Pod Banned -Dig Through Time Banned -Treasure Cruise Banned -Golgari Grave Troll Unbanned Well, I can either spend $1200 to "convert" my Pod to BG/x, or I can just play a cheap combo deck. Pretty sure I'm playing a cheap combo deck.

Weekend Midnight: Open pool, say "God dammit" while staring at 2 Crucibles of the Spirit Dragon, play round 1, lose, leave. Saturday 9am: Open pool, get 2 cloudform, win tournament. Saturday 6pm: Open pool, get 1 cloudform, 1 Lightform, split finals to obtain sleep. Sunday 9am: Open...

Won our Saturday event with a UGW deck with 5 legends and 2 Hero's Blades. Felt like I was playing EDH. One of the very few times I've opened a booster box whose value exceeded the MSRP (Ugin, Soulfire Grandmaster, Monastery Mentor, Brutal Warchief, 2 fetches, Whisperwood Elemental). Had a...

Pre-release weekend arrives once more. Best clan is obviously Esper. Fuck yo Wedges.

They're playing WoW again, with the rest of Wildstar's pop?

On the plus side, it was fun being allowed to legitimately use Necrotic Plague for a few fights last night. Unholy's Festering Strike feels like such a less-stupid ability when you aren't stripping your diseases with Plague Leech.

Gragas rework made me so sad. Way better "sacks of HP" available.

It's almost time to play D3 for a month again!

I guess I'm still lucky, relatively. There are 11 Magic Shops in Omaha, and they all the fight to the death for Pre-release turnouts. Shit like Moxen and Guaranteed Boxes beyond what Wizards offers (prize support vouchers to turn in after Release) in the top 8s.

I am laughing so hard at the General Haste Improvement+The specific Frost DK haste "improvement." Sweet, now Frost DKs can softcap Haste with a single Haste item!

So one posting he quotes says there are bajillions of excess employees, and the other says they're all skeleton crews? You don't have to work hard (in this context, write an article copy and pasting random anonymous posts, I guess) to convince anyone that SOE is a pile of incompetent...

I miss our old prereleases. Playing 3-round flights with a Booster Box for 3-0, 3/4 Box for 2-0-1 and 1/2 box for 2-1 was sweet. I have so much Lorwyn Block lying around from that.

You'd have to level all the way from 55!

Still salty about selling a second set before promised baseline shit is implemented.

Ended up 10-5 at GP Omaha, losses to the current World Champ, Sam Black, BUG Infect, Scapeshift, and Affinity. So I beat Scissors, beat all the other Rocks I faced, and lost to Paper, can't feel too bad about that playing Rock (Pod).

Pod, dropped Larks for Baneslayer because Lark was busy being super irrelevant without Combo pieces to recur. Played 7 Delver Decks in 9 rounds. Nice format. Killing people who had Ancestral Recalled 4x in one game felt good.

Made Day 2 at GP Omaha. Turns out the field is soft to Baneslayer Angels

I figure there's a banned list next month, misewell jam Ascendancy/Cruise/Dig/Probe while they're guaranteed to be legal The most enjoyable part of the Ascendancy decks is seeing the various random transformational sideboards they use.

Grand Prix Omaha tomorrow. It'll be interesting to see what the third of the room that isn't Pod/Delver is playing.

If they had charged $100 to futz around in a half-finished game you'd still get about 30% more game than the market's wave of "founders" deals offered.

Visions of Amalur. $15/month subscription AND full micro-transactions. On the Sony Station Pass.