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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Most underrated and overrated movies ever

    I was in the same boat, watched it after seeing it in the Netflix thread on the last boards. Fantastic movie. I feel like lots of movies are underrated and overrated so it's hard to pick but if I had to choose maybe i'd go with: Underrated - Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolution Overrated -...
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    WTF Story Thread?

    I read the first few paragraphs, it reads like an amateur cop drama script, like a failed attempt at a law and order episode some random bad writer sent in. I couldn't deal with the stupid long enough to get the actual "story"
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Haha fucking amazing, I think that might top the Vince McMahan gif.
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    Path of Exile

    I was using a 6link marohi earthquake build in prophecy league. I would NOT use an abyssus, there's really no need for it. Most of the builds put a devoto's devotion with 30% eq duration for their "ideal" item, probably mostly for the movement speed but I was just rocking a nice helm with 750...
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    DOTA 2

    To be fair, if they can beat you like that then they would've rolled you 10x as hard if they didn't go for the lulz factor.
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    BMI Thread

    That does not look like a picture of someone who is 6'4 340lbs... maybe 240lbs or 7'10 340lbs is what you meant? Either that or you're pulling some fat chick angle tricks.
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    BMI Thread

    Can you get the hivvy if you've never had sex tho?
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    9/11 downtown protection images

    Is it illegal in oregon to dig through peoples trash? I would've video taped that shit and reported her to the authorities.
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    BMI Thread

    I hit the meth one time too much, nothing to see here. ~18 according to that chart and my best guesses (haven't weighed myself in a while), about 6'3/6'4 and around 150lbs
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    Why would this thread get rickshawed? It's a more legitimate thread than any of the ones you've started, ever.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 4

    I dunno tho, usually with investing you get greater potential rewards for greater risk, so unless the mystery celeb is equivalent to that 1.5billion powerball from the other year, it's probably not worf, especially considering some of the hotties in the last rounds.
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    9/11 downtown protection images

    To be fair... You absolutely CAN turn McDonald's in to a career, just like any other corporation. You do this by doing shit right and moving up the ladder (and yes, you can move up the ladder in fast food restaurants and actually end up making a respectable living). The problem is, these dumb...
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 4

    #1 for me again, anyone but gary busey will be considered a victory in my eyes (he would probably bite)... The big win for me would be Angie Harmon (unless the mystery celeb beats her out but since it was Kate Beckinsale last round i'm not holding my breath)
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    Pics of the costume or pics of my ass? I'll post pics of the costume here.
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    Everything on the internet is real right? It's not my ass that worries me with the shorts (I got a nice ass), it's the other end.
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    DOTA 2

    One day a team will recognize my awesomeness and i'll carry NA to the big time.
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    But then i'm going to smell like garlic all night and scare away any potential sugar daddies/mamas...
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    Tony Tango, The Transformation

    Not everyone lives in Miami...
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    Tony Tango, The Transformation

    It's meth, and if I was homeless at the moment I probably wouldn't be posting since homeless people don't have internet access...
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    How to lose your business in 22 seconds.

    It's cool to make jokes about literally any other time in history when people died but this shit just crossed a line that can't be uncrossed...
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    Tony Tango, The Transformation

    Yeah... i'm lumped with fucktards like him forever... and by forever I mean until we change sites again.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I disagree about Foster. He might still be able to pull out a decent season so I guess that would qualify as "not totally done" but I don't see him making any big waves.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Pats go 4-0, Brady comes back and beats the Browns 42-0 in week 5. Pats end the regular season 13-3, win the superbowl. PS: If Jimmy G actually looks good and like he has the potential to replace Brady then I don't know if they'll trade him. I don't see Brady making it for more than 2-3 more...
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Shut up, I forgot to put the second re in =(
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    Underworld: Blood Wars (2017)

    Kate Beckinsale looks just as good to me as she did in the first one, so i'd say that's accurate.
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    Depends if this goes terribly right or horribly wrong...
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    I have no idea what this thread is talking about...
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 3 ~Nerdgasm Week~

    I went with #1, please be LeeAnna Vamp... tall chicks are hot.
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    No Man's Sky

    Hey guess who puts all those first few hours of initial impressions out there for people who don't pre-order...
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    Ark: Survival Evolved

    You don't get scorched earth in the 17.99 pack... so I get to pay 17.99 + 19.99 since i don't already own it just for the new expansion. Dick moves everywhere.
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    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    I want to go as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn for halloween this year and I need to know how to avoid a 5 o clock shadow ruining it... Also possibly some tips on how I can pull off those shorts... Thanks!
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    Etoille is on hoarders

    Trex trying to get herself a baby daddy?
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

    Passable trannies let you be gay without ever having to come out of the closet... Just sayin'
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    Etoille is on hoarders

    I still don't understand how he expects to pass this off as his wife while also posting that other pic of a chick that looks literally nothing like that in his house after his wife went all cookoo for the cockoo in his story.
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    Etoille is on hoarders

    Pretty sure this chick just wanted 15 minutes of fame and isn't actually any crazier than most other people. As time goes on you just gotta do crazier shit to get your attention fix since nobody cares about something that's been done 50 times before. Shit, look at some of the fetish porn stuff...
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    FOH Mercandise - photoshop requests!

    Zombie Wizardhawk's "How To Be Skinny" Guide.... j/k i'm doing that shit on my own once I get some start-up money, i'ma be rich.
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    Can you touch your toes?

    I can't touch my toes and i'm pretty sure nobody on this board would accuse me of fatness.
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    Why the fuck happened to my avatar!?

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