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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pretty much this, although i'm still going with the wife/kids being non-existant.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    The fuck kind of shit scholarships are your kids qualifying for that you still have to pay 32k per year? Obviously that 17k per year high school didn't learn them worth shit.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I'm starting to wonder if I am doing something wrong or something. I did some gear swaps last night and now i'm at I believe 72 AP and 105 DP (with another 13dp when i'm fighting from dark armor) but I still get rolled by the mobs in abandoned sanctuary. I burnt through 100 heal pots and died...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Did everyone somehow miss the part where it says he "exchanged some words" with the driver who hit him? I highly doubt he was politely checking if everyone involved in the accident was alright. Doesn't mean it was a justified shooting or anything but seriously, he probably started running his...
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    Black Desert

    I can't find anything relevant with my googlefu really so I figure i'll ask here since i'm sure we have some 55+ or close to it. Is accuracy necessary at all once you get to 50+? Right now the vast majority of my trinkets are Kalis for the accuracy and i'm wondering if I should start swapping...
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    Black Desert

    Do pets have to get to level 10 before they get their bonus? Mine are 7 and have never had one since I got em.
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    Black Desert

    I'm getting rocked now that i'm 50, I gotta start seriously stacking some armor stones somehow cause 88 dp just isn't cutting it against the mobs that are higher level than catfish.
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    Black Desert

    Getting 300 with Freharau is equally or even more retarded. 75% of the possible minigame objectives are impossible.
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    Black Desert

    It 100% absolutely IS rng when you can't see what the requirement is going to be before you drop energy on it or decide to continuous interact.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I'm hoping you mean 300+ when combined because i'm 49 with like 62 ap 85 dp or something and if you mean 300+ in one of the stats then i'm going to cry at how bad my gear is. Edit: Just hit 50 tonight, sitting on gift letters 3/4/5 if anyone wants to trade em.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I love my sorc. Haven't played any other classes yet but sorc is doing it for me.
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    Black Desert

    Agreed 100%. As far as the $30 vs $50, I personally like the horse flute I got in the $50 package but I also dropped another $90 on pearls to get a costume, underwear, a bunch of dye, 3 pets and the 3 pearl weight limit increases. Still have like 1110 or 1190 pearls to spend at a later date...
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    Black Desert

    Bought a t3 female on the market today and exchanged it with my freebie t3 horse and got a t4 male. Think i'm gonna have to spend some time taming horses to find a t3 female i can breed and go for a t5. I'm level 43 or 44 now and only have like 107 contribution, I can't connect any more nodes...
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    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    So basically Rito is giving the school money to give other people money to give the school money.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    You expecting some company to dump $750million into an mmo that is designed to last for 25 years with no subscription cause "longevity!"? Companies are in business to turn profits, not to spend all their and their stockholders money to make you happy while they sink into bankruptcy. No game...
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    Black Desert

    Bolded and bigged the funny parts, and I didn't even go through the new 3 pages of posts but i'm assuming from the 3 posts I saw that many more lolz are to be had.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    So i'm starting to see why Wooly might've gotten the boot from PRX... and lol at calling BDO a casino.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In the US people just put half their car on the shoulder of the road and the other half in the grass/dirt to do that shit. The worst is when people actually let the fuckers back into traffic, the best is when the morons drive straight past a cop and get instant karma.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since we're on a traffic rustle lately, the one that gets my jimmies rustling is fucking morons who can't comprehend the fact that there are pedestrians in this world. Sit at a light waiting for the crosswalk so I can cross, car sitting directly beside me at the same fucking red light. Light...
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    Black Desert

    Yeah I dropped the cash on the pearl shop weight increases cause I got sick of going overweight when I actually started grinding stuff in my early 20s. I'm like 31 or 32 now and i'm seriously considering dropping some more cash to get an army of pets (I grouped at red orcs with one person who...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Violin is awesome, please don't let him/her turn it into dubstep-violin bullshit.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    My guess is OBJ when some corner beats him.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It's the same with every sport. Everyone always wants to claim that the top women can compete with the men but it's just not true.
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    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    In your dreams, maybe. I'm not judging though, i'd settle for sloppy seconds in my dreams.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    WarCraft (2016)

    I'm so confused..... you "grew up on WC" but you are baffled by humans fighting against orcs (the entire fucking premise of the entire series)? I must have missed Warcraft 0 where the orcs just exterminated the human race with no contention and all the other games were just a dream as the last...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    VR Gaming - Oculus Rift, Playstation VR, HTC Vive

    I'm waiting for the Sword Art/Overlord/Log Horizon style VR experience I think.
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    Black Desert

    I chose sorc for my char and it's been a mixed bag so far. Probably mostly because I still suck at the game but sometimes I roll monsters and sometimes I get demolished. I'm only like level 20 atm. The imp captain boss scroll near the wizard altar west of Hiedel was a rough fight, I had to...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Can they show gay anal sex/rape in the theaters nowadays?
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Yeah this movie might suck but it's definitely not going to fail in the earnings department.
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    Sausage Party (2016)

    I'm not a fan of most Seth Rogan movies but this looks like one i'll watch. Trailer was funny.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Would it become incest and thus illegal if he adopted her, though?
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    That's why you set up a rail near the upper outside of the entire stadium and man the circumference with snipers who use the drunken dipshits who like to trash public places for target practice. Win-win (cause moats are awesome).
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Wolverine is coaching in the NFL now?
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    1,2,3,4,7,8,10,11,12,13,14 are all fat-shaming and should feel bad about themselves for being skinny...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    It's not other than the fact that they could do loss prevented for the 2 people who don't quit at the 4 minute mark in a ranked game =/. I've been playing a lot. Queue times bounce from instant to ~10 minutes for me no matter what roles I pick (altho if you pick fill or supp it's 99.9% a...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Sounds like "Dr Adrienne Keene" should be institutionalized for a few weeks to make sure she's in proper mental health, considering she's claiming shapeshifting into animals is/was real.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why would you go the entire night on a shitty pillow with 5 others right there!?!? It took you 8 hours of sleeping to realize it was, indeed, a shitty pillow? On to jimmy rustlings... People who don't know how to use 'K' with numbers... Job on craigslist said starting pay was "50000k to...
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Be me. Lose 3 games this morning. Play one tonight just now when I get home from work. 3 people on my team all disconnect at level 3 while the score is 1-0 (us up). Game ends 15 minutes later. Demoted to bronze from silver. Fucking riot is the best.