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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Araysar spotted

    I don't see any vodka in the picture...
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    Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

    Rubik's momma so stupid she thought Intel Inside was a tutoring program.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Wait... Can menopause actually turn a chick from "really tight" to "hotdog down a hallway"? Even if that is scientifically sound (I have no clue), i'm guessing that all the theories about your wife banging other dudes on the side were and are correct.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny gonna stab his wife 17 times before moving in with capri this summer.
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    Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

    A $900 computer from 4 years ago is probably worse than a $400 store bought dell today. Not sure where you come up with the conclusion that some 4 year old budget pc is godlike.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    First day hitting the weights today, it kicked my butt. Ran out of juice on some of them before I could get all the sets in that I wanted but I guess it gives me goals to work up to. All sets of 10: Bench: 45, 65, 85, 85 (barbell) skull crushers: 35, 35, 35 bent over rows: 20, 20 (two...
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    The Last Witch Hunter (Vin Diesel)

    You're from France so you probably just expected him to surrender as soon as the bad guys showed up.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Lol... I now have a strange desire to see this happen at some point (when I sign up for a real gym).
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    MMA Thread

    People hurting themselves intentionally to duck McGregor? It's more likely than you might think!
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    Most Hated Man in America

    Not you or people who agree with you, though. Bullshit is only passed off by people you disagree with or whom disagree with you.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    It's almost as if the vast majority of the population isn't comprised of comic nerds who cry when it doesn't stick to the source material of their greatest pleasure. Note: I didn't care for any of the dark knight movies or man of steel but it wasn't because of some whiney comic origin shit...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Hells yeah. Give me a couple months and i'll be able to give you guys a progress update picture (also i'm much prettier now). Edit: Brahma, as far as protein, i'm usingBody Fortress Advanced Protein Vanillaat the moment but that stuff you linked has me thinking about switching to that. I...
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    Revenge of the Hypothetical Girlfriend poll

    Mist made this poll because he considers himself an 8/10 all the time and wants to feel superior to the 10/10s who require makeup (even tho he's not really an 8). This could finally turn things around for him and his depression!
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Do I need the same amount of protein on off days as I do on workout days?
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Yeah pistol squats look freakin brutal. I saw a variation on youtube with the off-leg rested on a bench behind you though so that's what i'll be doing.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Holy jesus... First off, just because I weigh about 150lbs does not mean I can't hold a dumbbell. Yes, i'm skinny. No, I can't bench 225. No, I don't shatter like a piece of cracked glass from 40 lbs. No, i'm not planning on pounding out some 60lb dumbbell overhead presses on my first...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Time Warner Cable internet... I never thought i'd live to see a day when I would actually miss having Comcast...
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    MMA Thread

    This is definitely in the running for funniest post 2016. I also agree with Rais, she just seems like an attention hungry cunt.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Hmm, not sure how high they go but i'd guess at least 60s, they might even have them up to 80s or 100s. This is also only a 3-6month plan. I can actually get my license back now so by this summer I should have a car and then I can join a gym with all the equipment i'd ever need and a bunch...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    So i'm giving up the meth and attempting to actually put on some muscle. Anyone got a decent starting program for a beginner? For the past 3 months or so i've just been doing pushups and some crunch variations but winter is almost over and I want to actually start hitting some weights. Sadly...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Everyone just calls you a bunch of cheaters if you have a better win/loss than them. Citation: This thread.
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    The Economics Thread, Bootstrappin' Since 1776.

    Do we think that lower fuel prices will result in lower meth costs?
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    MMA Thread

    What the shit, i'd fight Roy Jones Jr. for $100,000!
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Naw it's old content. It should be soloable like dungeons in other mmos 5 to 12 expansions later when you're double the level with 100x the stat values from gear inflation. That, or they need to make those BiS drops much better than simply BiS. On a related note, I still haven't bothered...
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yea, instead they should give him 4k hps and have him die like a normal mob. People should be able to just solo him every 15 minutes all day long. It's not really "old content" when the game hasn't even been out for a full month yet...
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Are his drops all trivial now or something? Probably not.
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    Most Hated Man in America

    Right, as opposed to all those other careers that you dedicate your life to after high school and aren't going to be considered wealthy, ever. Breaking news: People work after they get out of high school. (most) Doctors make more money than most people.
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    It could end up making a noticeable difference in my build (but maybe I have a wierd build that nobody else uses). Seems like orbits will be easier to generate which will be nice but I don't really use dragonblaze/frost/dual dragons anywhere in my rotation unless I have nothing else to cast or...
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I dunno, those changes don't seem like they'll have much of an impact on my FM if any (at least for pve, maybe some change in pvp).
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    FREE CHIPOTLE BURRITO

    I've only been inside a Chipotle twice (two seperate ones) but i'm pretty sure it's..... the employees.
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Possibly time for an upgrade...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yes, the other 6 people you can see come diving in to the gif in what appears to be the next 1.25 seconds actually took 12.5 seconds to get there which would have left him plenty of time to grab the ball. Shit, he probably could have dove on it, somersaulted and then run it to the endzone...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Agreed. I still like this one better tho.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Tom Brady already has GOAT on lockdown so any discussion is pointless because SBOAT is meaningless (If you're not first, you're last!).
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    Most Hated Man in America

    Yes, 7 digits was a figure of speech. I also obviously realize there are doctors who actually do do it to help people and don't make tons of money (because they actually want to help people). Last time I went to the hospital I was charged $80 for 2 tylenol. Literally two tylenol that I could...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    1 year rickshaw bet on the Patriots 5 win over/under?
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I did a 6man blackram the other day where our group ended up as 5 force masters and 1 summoner, so it's probably just the random pool gonna random (we didn't run the dungeon, 3 people insta-quit after it loaded us into the world). In defense of ranged classes... Trying to solo on a FM is not...
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    Smartphones

    Yup that kind of shit is why I will never buy an apple product. The only thing I have is my ipod shuffle from 5ish years ago and even for that they want you to only buy the official apple ipod shuffle charger for $22.99 or some shit, but I order knockoffs on amazon and get them for $3.99 each...
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    Most Hated Man in America

    I don't know if that's one of their arguments but in my opinion they shouldn't. They also shouldn't be able to force someone to buy said insurance at any price point. Then again I also feel like companies shouldn't get exclusive rights on xyz drug for 20 years or any amount of time due to...