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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Beating them to the locker room?
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    So it'd be no problem if some dude whooped Rousey's ass like she was Christy Mack? I'm pretty sure everyone would be screaming to hang the guy.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! THOSE FUCKING FEATHERS ON THAT TEEPEE ARE IN THE WRONG GOD-DAMNED PLACE!
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I used 3 pages of masteries, with a 4th that I used for very very minimal picks/situations. 3 mastery pages I had were AD/AP/Tank (usually for tanky supports or nasus top). New masteries are garbage IMO. Also, fuckload of retards/trolls in the last week or so is making me not want to play at...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'd still hit it, I just wouldn't make eye contact.
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm pretty sure they were going so hard this year knowing full well that it was their last shot at raking in tons of free money (which i'm sure they have).
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cowboys fans be mad, tho. I'm just glad that safety managed to hit Murray because i'd have lost fantasy if he stayed up and got a TD there.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Lolz, gets called out on his claims about nobody caring when it relates to other players, resorts to name calling when they refute his claims. #justcowboysfansthings
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I thought we concluded that Aamina == Tanoomba?
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    My rbs for this week are Shane Vereen and Johnathon Stewart (CJ2k on bye week)... nobody in my league will make a reasonable RB trade with me lol.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    But.... heKNOWSit was you even though it wasanonymous.... cause reasons (inb4 he's a Dolphins fan)
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Replace heroin with meth and both assumptions would be valid.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Your mom is my J49, that's how.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Fucking terrible troll thread. At least J49 tried to keep his shit in the realm of believability for the most part.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    District attorneys are the ones who handle divorce cases? Serious question cause I don't know but that doesn't really seem right to me... Like, you think the FBI is gonna come track everyone down to find out what we know about J49 and his alleged hoorventures?
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Lol, giving out bjs cause she didn't want to cheat... #justgirlthings
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Eiffel Tower or just a tag out?
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    If someone tells J49's wife, they need to find a way to work a blowjob video with her into the deal to post it here... That's the perfect next step in the ascension of this saga.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    I don't know what's worse... that you actually weren't sure if you should give her money OR if you actually believe she got raped and is pregnant with a rape-baby...
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    ... Then again..... Hey a_skeleton_02 bro, it's ZombieWizardhawk. We post on the forums together, right? So... i'm gonna be blunt... I got mugged the other day while trying to buy some meth and now I can't pay for my tooth infection medicine... Any chance you could loan me $75 so I can...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Why exactly would rerolled get shut down, again?
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damnit, I wanted to play Barnidge instead of Olsen this week in my fantasy lineup... oh well, Olsen it is.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    The Animated GIF Thread

  24. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Packers offensive shit-show is what lost me fantasy. I decided to play Adams thinking he should be able to get at least 5 points...
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Hey, sounds just like League... You know, the game this thread is about that you came in to trying to claim that Dota had a more "well done" monetization? THEY BOTH SELL YOU COSMETIC SHIT.
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Twitch purchased by Amazon

    I hope they die horrible, miserable deaths and are replaced by companies that actually provide quality internet...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh god, please forgive me for only posting outside of screenshots and the gaming sections sparsely. Would you feel better if I posted in this thread 17 times a day 5 days a week? That would take me off of bandwagon status?
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They'd still embarrass your team next time they played.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yeah I did the master pack and I can easily see myself getting my $135 (fuck you, taxes) out of the game. Playing an assassin at the moment, got up to level 18 today. Only gripe I have so far is all the pvp scrubs who sit in zones 5 levels below them camping or sitting in packs of 8 on respawn...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I'm guessing pvp is the endgame, not sure how the pve endgame will be (probably not great). This is mostly just based on a few videos i've watched on youtube in the past few days trying to decide if I want to snag a founder pack or not.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah, $4.99 for a shoulder piece you can't even see on your character in game or $23.99 for a full set that you can't tell you have on is so much better than the League skins... Literally the only thing I ever bought or would consider buying in Dota 2 is/was the Compendium.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    The Matrix (1999)

    Yeah! Why didn't they make a massive solar panel that covered the entire surface area of the Earth to soak up all that sunlight that was coming through THE SKY THAT WAS BLACKENED AND DIDN'T ALLOW SUNLIGHT TO HIT THE EARTH ANY MORE.
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yeah i'm probably gonna snag one of the founders packs and get in on some beta action.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Dragon's Lair

    Hey hey, for $75 you get to check out their pitch video!
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Fallout 4

    You just broke your own rule by informing me of aliens in the game. I hope people flood you with negs to offset this injustice...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    World Health Organization declares war on bacon

    The gluten free shit cracks me up being in the restaurant business. In the past two years, i've gotten and continue to get anywhere from one to 15 orders per shift from people supposedly allergic to gluten (despite the fact that this allergy is actually almost non-existant) and worked with a...
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    Hasn't that already happened? I could've swore I saw a story about that linked somewhere on these boards.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    You gonna get that crust one day if you keep bangin these whores with no rubber... just sayin'. And who the fuck negged me to "go home to neogaf" for saying you can fake chat/text logs easy? What the fuck is the connection there? I'ma guess it was Convo because the level of retardation...